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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

@thisdaypod.com the moment I heard yall say “semiquincentennial” I knew I needed to memorize it for my trivia leave and it FINALLY CAME UP TONIGHT! Thank you for 3 points and for the emotional victory lap I did when I was right. @jodyavirgan.com @pastpunditry.bsky.social @kcarterjackson.bsky.social

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026

It’s really important to install an entire federal discrimination system so somebody’s cis daughter can finish 14th at her swim meet.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

God I need to start taking notes for when my grand niece interviews me for her 2020s history report

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I can’t believe that the @clevelandclinic.bsky.social found a new way to betray trans kids. The kids who were their patients. They’ve told the Feds they won’t care for kids for twenty years, they’ll pay $300,000 in protection money, and they’ll spend millions to open a detransition clinic. 😭 😡

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

This is Dottie’s favorite activity: stand outside an open door and observe us like she’s at an aquarium

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Second time on Riley and he a biiiig boy - 18.1 hands and feels so fancy to ride!

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

@jessethorn.bsky.social every time I eat a leftover burrito I think “marinate the stump” so thank you I guess?

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Red winged black birds took over my feeder so I took it down for a couple days and I think they’re mad

Around 25 birds perched in a tree looking menacing

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Walked by a 20-something dude in Meijer wearing a maga hoodie and said “woof dude” And he’s been standing in a corner hugging his gf for 90 seconds

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Consequence @consequence.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

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Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"

Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Rode a horse I hadn’t for the first time in months and didn’t realize Siri was eves-dropping. Deeply shameful.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/01/2026

and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop

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Dahlia Lithwick @dahlialithwick.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Wins 2025 hands down

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 28/11/2025

OK, who narced?

Screenshot of Bluesky thread.

Kevin M. Kruse
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
Can you fit a space heater inside?

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov
What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here.
Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Can my riding coach Linda win an Oscar for cinematography?

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

@jessethorn.bsky.social please thank whichever of your kids was obsessed with Logistics or whatever that Swedish movie was because I won trivia by getting the closest number of hours it was.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I’m doing my part to spread the word of @kenjilopezalt.bsky.social and his perfect Mac and cheese recipe I learned on @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social because the world sucks but this recipe is perfect and that’s worth celebrating.

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Perhaps there were two sandwiches. The regular one and… … … … the grassy roll

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

@mikeflanaganfilm.com Madeline's delivery of "the fucking Supreme Court" is hitting really hard today. Also, you should win a pulitzer for "lempire" 🍋

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Every year on my #BlyManor rewatch I wonder if @mikeflanaganfilm.com was trying to set a world record by fitting the word ‘parapet’ 83 times into a single episode.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 12/10/2025

Chicago

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Maybe it’s because I haven’t watched baseball regularly since 2016 or because Chicago is under a fascist takeover, but the announcers’ jibber jabber feels especially inane tonight #Cubs

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

J Edgar Hoover inventing the male loneliness epidemic back in the 1930s

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Let's say it again: 1) Harvard said "No," and Trump has backed off. 2) Chicago (and Illinois) said "No," and Trump has backed off. It's day by day. But those who said "OK, sure," have gained nothing at all. Except shame.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

It’s a white straight conservative Christian man and wow it’s fun to watch the backflips his fellow white straight conservative Christian men to still make it the left’s fault somehow. “Perhaps he was electrocuted wokely” A complete separation from reality.

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a woman in a blue cardigan is holding a cucumber and looking at a piece of paper

ALT: a woman in a blue cardigan is holding a cucumber and looking at a piece of paper

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

You can write this only if, by virtue of your income, identity, or both, you are utterly removed from the consequences of politics. To pretend that the racist, misogynistic, anti-gay vileness that Kirk spent his life spreading is secondary to the fact that he spread it "the right way" is appalling.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Happy Oh Shit It’s A Long Weekend and We’re Out of Beer and Indiana has Blue Laws and Liquor Stores are Closed on Sundays Memorial Day to all who celebrate!

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

What I enjoy about this is you don’t get too many of these that feature two insane people

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

My first in-person capybara experience did not disappoint. My dude’s head was square as hell. @jordanmorris.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanjessego.bsky.social

A capybara laying next to a pond, woman out of focus in foreground gazing adoringly at it

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Just leaving this here for the next time someone wants to tell me how great capitalism is

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

AI is not even ready to tackle "sphygmomanometer" and like I couldn't do better but also no one thinks I'm going to be able to run the entire world and solve all of the world's problems. Yet.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Dang Braham Stoker has met every dude I’ve ever known!

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I believe a lawyer told Andrew Yang this, because Yang is a rich nitwit who hangs out with other rich nitwits, none of whom do any real work nor can tell good work from bad, all of whom could be replaced by an AI chatbot with no loss in output speed or quality.

@AndrewYang
A partner at a prominent law firm told me “AI is now doing work that used to be done by 1st to 3rd year associates. AI can generate a motion in an hour that might take an associate a week. And the work is better. Someone should tell the folks applying to law school right now.”
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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I fell off a pony yesterday and two (2) of my terrible friends separately asked if I was pushed.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

X10000 whenever you really like a thing, let people know!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Acknowledging the fourth by double-featuring The Post and All The President’s Men. I hate this holiday and I hate fireworks. But Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks tho 🤌

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I was feeling lousy so @mikeygreiff.bsky.social suggested I watch Barbie because he was going to bed. Images from the next hour:

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Jess Bluemke Greiff @jessbluemke.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Life is so bad so I’m going to celebrate the absolute shit out of finishing the #LBJ series by Caro. Took me just under a year to read them and I loved it.

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