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Jurassic Park is the greatest movie ever made

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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jerseyisbest.bsky.social @jerseyisbest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RAY KERR LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK
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Atlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sale-ing into October ⛵ #LetItFly
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/07/2026
When visiting Taco Bell becomes a righteous act of propaganda defiance, that is very convenient for me, a person who was already there anyway
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
just thought about Tim Howard again and I'm sorry but we have to win
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Gonna need to get knocked out by a bouncer to sleep tonight
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
thanks coach
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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QPR NYC @qprnewyorkcity.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
On Saturday, QPR NYC are supporting PanCAN because they supported our friend Lily and her family. I’d love it if you could support my fundraising walk and donate if you can. Much appreciated! You R’s!!! secure.pancan.org/site/TR/Purp...
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Let's take steps together at PurpleStride!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Deep Impact has this shot, when the comet hits the ocean and the tidal wave is destroying NYC, of a guy sitting with his back to the wave reading the paper. I love it so much. He just decided he didn’t believe it was happening, I guess? Or didn’t care? Anyway. He is congress.
Still from Deep Impact of a tidal wave destroying NY as a man sits with his back to the wave reading the paper.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 31/03/2026
On today's Transgender Day of Visibility I want our trans community to know that we support you, we see you, and we will always walk beside you. Let us celebrate your joy, success, resilience, and courage today and everyday.🏳️‍⚧️
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right
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A Dime Back @adimeback.com · 28/03/2026
U-C-O-N-N
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a close up of a brown bear with its mouth wide open
ALT: a close up of a brown bear with its mouth wide open
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Donald Trump has murdered scores if not hundreds of children in just the past two months. Anyone offering him an ounce of support, in any way whatsoever, is complicit in that. We should imprison as many of them that we can and hound those who we can't out of public life forever.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I feel like dragging us into a war no one wanted should be like the number one impeachable offense and you should probably go to prison for a long time afterwards but that’s just me.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24 “I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
SHE DID IT WE DID IT
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
alysa liu is my fuckin president
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 19/02/2026
put it in the Louvre
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck ICE
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No. Commonsense reform is to burn ICE to the waterline and scatter the rubble so that all of us who value a constitutional republic with a Bill of Rights can prevent such a monstrosity from ever being constructed again. And nothing above is hyperbole. God, but you are not a leader for this time.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A fascist death squad murdered a Department of Veterans Affairs ICU nurse this morning and VA Secretary Doug Collins hasn't said a word. Quite the message to veterans and their caregivers.
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
His name was Alex Pretti, he was 37. He was recording ICE, directing traffic, and helping up someone agents had shoved to the ground. They murdered him for it.
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
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Jonathan Hoefler @jonathanhoefler.com · 15/01/2026
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
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Defector @defector.com · 15/01/2026
Fascists are pathetic: defector.com/fascists-are...
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Fascists Are Pathetic | Defector
Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did…
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/01/2026
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Psychotic criminal president. Belongs in prison until he dies in his own piss.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/12/2025
bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Every day I think there's no way for Trump to show himself to be a more disgusting degenerate, no way he could debase his office, and no way he could humiliate the country and its people any more than he already has. Yet every single day he manages to do it. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/11/2025
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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somaaction.bsky.social @somaaction.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Tonight at the South Orange Train Station. #nokings and #nojacks! Hit the Road and VOTE NJ!!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2025
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
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