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@jermops.bsky.social
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Which is all to say that, to your point, they shouldn't be advertising Regions that... aren't really.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it's a fair assessment in "real" regions where the footprint of each AZ is "multiple datacenters", vs regions like Bahrain where it's a few racks in a couple of datacenters.... us-east-1 is probably geographically bigger than all of Bahrain the country
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thanks to Aetna for their rock solid MFA options of SMS, Email, and... {checks notes} adding a new phone number? (this is on login, not in my MFA setup options)
image showing MFA verification screen with options of text a 6 digit code to the phone number on file, email the code to the email address on file, and "Add and verify new US Mobile Number"
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 16/07/2026
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B'kdel Test
1) At least two named Klingons, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than honor.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's that time of year again, so as i say every year. FUCK INTUIT prospect.org/2025/04/17/2...
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Intuit, Owner of TurboTax, Wins Battle Against America’s Taxpayers - The American Prospect
The successful IRS free tax filing program is being wound down, thanks in large part to Intuit’s copious spending in Washington.
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FlohEinstein @floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
Ran into a problem in prod? Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix. #foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Editor to generate a fake internal server error page complete with You, Cloud, Server in red and green
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
ordering not guaranteed
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
in this economy???
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
all at once?
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
How many Kubers do i have to Nettee before I’m a platform engineer?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/07/2025
We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
that's way more flavor than Lacroix has, tho
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@snipe.lol
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
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DogMom 🐕 @dogm0m.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
FACTS:
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath. Announce yourselves, cowards!
A pentagram with the points, from the top clockwise, marked 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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a close up of a man wearing a stethoscope around his neck in a hospital room .
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a stethoscope around his neck in a hospital room .
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
not yet, Bub
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a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .
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Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 11/06/2025
DNS is a 4 letter word
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..."
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Hesitantly Hopeful @leann-notrimes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Don’t lose the plot.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 07/06/2025
🤣🤣
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
If you mean "someone threw a grapefruit at the truck carrying pallets of plain seltzer and they re-labled it "Pampelmousse", then yes. But to your point, that's still more flavor in the water than pride in these products :(
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
100% this See also: "Don't Look Up"
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
aka La Croix levels of pride
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Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights @dirtydancing2hn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags. Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
abercrombie and fitch 'pride mid rise jorts' which are literally just jorts with a rainbow tag inside the pant.abercrombie & fitch 'pride long sleeved striped button up shirt' that is...a green and white striped shirt. hello am I going crazy.beige terrycloth shorts from target. nothing about them indicates pride except that they are listed as such on the website.levi's 'pride icon' skirt which is literally just a short dark denim skirt. nothing to indicate 'pride' except that there is one image of a male model wearing it which technically you could do with any item of clothing but go off I guess
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a Problem 🏳️‍🌈🧠 @sisterwolf.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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a man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a sign that says moi .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a sign that says moi .
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Els @geekingthething.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If you're in the US and got denied a health insurance claim, please check fighthealthinsurance.com It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)
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Fight Your Health Insurance Denial -- Use AI to Generate Your Health Insurance Appeal
Fight Health Insurance is a generative AI tool to help you fight your health insurance denial. Just take a picture of your denial and it will generate an appeal for you to submit as the first part of ...
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending” Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
oh, fair... i didn't look at the ratios before i said that
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Fortuitous timing with their Tron '82 screening last night 😃.. GDC also benefitted www.dnalounge.com/backstage/lo...
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Wherein I get big into papercraft.
I mean into big papercraft. Like ten feet tall. I built this Recognizer for our TRON party this Sunday: Originally it was going to be just for that event, but then it turned out so awesome that I deci...
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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a woman wearing glasses and a scarf says " that 's not a thing "
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a scarf says " that 's not a thing "
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
no, but he's also a perfectly cromulent Jeremy
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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a group of people sitting around a table with the words that 's true written on the table
ALT: a group of people sitting around a table with the words that 's true written on the table
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Wyse WY-50 terminal or non-dumb: franklin ace 500
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
so basically drown out the malort, got it 😏
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
it's almost like you have no idea what Roku OS is or how it does
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Autumn Nash 🎃👻💀🖤 @withenoughcoffee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
@socallinuxexpo.bsky.social was a blastttttt Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference! #Scale22x @jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Brau @brau1io.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"Spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." "A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked. Gift!
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Exclusive | X Hinted at Possible Deal Trouble in Talks With Ad Giant to Increase Spending
Interpublic Group recently signed an advertising agreement with the social-media platform; other agencies are also in negotiations.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This isn't a troll, or AI... We re-watched The Wizard of Oz last night and... apparently he has a gun? I don't remember this, yet here we are.
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Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops @jermops.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Is this a PDS issue or an UptimeRobot issue? IIRC UR had no concept of "don't alert me until >1 requests have failed", it would just scream at the slightest blip.
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