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Garret @garretevans.com · 30/09/2026
Sad the #Lynx will probably lose this game, but the #Liberty have just been crushing it tonight so kudos to them. #WNBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/09/2026
Just catching up to see my #Lynx destroying the #Fever by 30 points at the half, and I am very ok with that.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/09/2026
We just got footage of JD running:
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Attack On Titan Abnormal Titan Running
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Garret @garretevans.com · 17/09/2026
It should be really easy to solve this problem because the wackos who think chemtrails are a thing think the government is putting stuff in the chemtrails. Like, this dipshit could walk down the hall and ask if the government is putting stuff in chemtrails.
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Michael DiTullo @d2lo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday, 1966 VW Beetle EV is charged up and ready to go. 🚗🔌⚡️💨 What car would you convert if you could? #ev #classiccar #vwbeetle
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Ash @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd
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Garret @garretevans.com · 15/09/2026
This is a screenshot from Andor.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 10/09/2026
This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen today. And I’ve seen Fetterman at the GOP convention.
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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Garret @garretevans.com · 09/09/2026
This leaves out Link’s Crossbow Training. Does Nintendo even know their own games?
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Rachel Gluckstern @rgluckst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Sam Litzinger @samlitzinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Missouri Voters Appear to Recall City Councilman Over Data Center Support Initial results showed that residents of Independence, Mo., voted overwhelmingly to recall an official who backed billions of dollars in tax breaks for a data center.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/t...
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Missouri Voters Appear to Recall City Councilman Over Data Center Support (Gift Article)
Initial results showed that residents of Independence, Mo., voted overwhelmingly to recall an official who backed billions of dollars in tax breaks for a data center.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was crazy refreshing to watch
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Garret @garretevans.com · 28/08/2026
The headline for three white kids that look like this could have gone in so many different directions.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/08/2026
Perhaps I am a #Lynx bandwagoner. I don’t care. They are too good. I ordered a hat tonight after the win. #WNBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/08/2026
Me, doing my daily work of reporting and muting AI trash I see on this site.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ll be in this store for 5 more minutes, if anyone wants me to pick them up a Seventh Seal baby onesie.
a Seventh Seal baby onesie
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Garret @garretevans.com · 03/08/2026
The absolute ratio on this post, ha.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Both are getting kids killed.” Parkland survivor @davidhogg.bsky.social compares AIPAC to the NRA on CNN
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/07/2026
This is a good question. @jaketapper.bsky.social can you help figure out where they are keeping Mitch’s body or ?
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Libby App @libbyapp.com · 22/07/2026
In fairness, it may take 3,000 years to get through the average TBR. 📚 #bookish #libbyapp #librarylove #theodyssey #booksky
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/07/2026
@bsky.app Fix this janky nonsense.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 19/07/2026
I’ve watched a ton of #WorldCup games this year, and I don’t want to hear anyone bitch about NBA flopping again.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 19/07/2026
I’m locked in. #worldcup #trevornoah
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Garret @garretevans.com · 19/07/2026
Nooo Dort
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Garret @garretevans.com · 16/07/2026
The United States is a joke.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 15/07/2026
HMMMMMM I wonder why people are upset at the Supreme Court lately. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Garret @garretevans.com · 12/07/2026
Vaxxed?
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Garret @garretevans.com · 12/07/2026
I put my phone down for a few hours and WHAT JUST HAPPENED????
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Garret @garretevans.com · 08/07/2026
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He Is Dead The Man Is Dead - Bathroom Skit
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Garret @garretevans.com · 06/07/2026
Me, blocking people I see posting AI images
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Critical Bard: Block Blickity Block Block
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Garret @garretevans.com · 04/07/2026
I have not once in my life drawn the cool S.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/07/2026
oh he on DRUGS drugs
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/07/2026
What this says to me is the Thunder could get Jaylen Brown for free in about two years if they wanted to through the 76ers -> Thunder pipeline.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I fear this cat may be too good at her job. 😼
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Garret @garretevans.com · 26/06/2026
Isaiah Joe to the Pistons? What are we doing, folks?
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Garret @garretevans.com · 26/06/2026
Establishment Dems: Mamdani is out of control!
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/06/2026
Oh they want to LOSE lose?
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/06/2026
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Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/06/2026
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Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
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Garret @garretevans.com · 16/06/2026
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Cute Pup Escapes Playpen
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Garret @garretevans.com · 15/06/2026
I’m eager to learn how shitty this Iran deal actually is. How much money are we going to end up paying them for all the stuff we broke for no reason?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
could someone pls add the missed FTs from Weds and that final air ball from last nite thx bye
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Garret @garretevans.com · 14/06/2026
Very excited to not see Wemby for a while. Yes, I am kinda petty. But I’m tired of seeing that dude.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 14/06/2026
This whole “we can’t give Wemby another flagrant” nonsense needs to stop. Giant missed call. Jesus.
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