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Jeff Boyardee

@jerkstorecalling.bsky.social
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Former Fox 11 A-Student of the Week. Current Librarian. I'm 8 1/2 years old and it's as old as I'm going to get. he/him

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Late work day, night gym, now seated for a late screening of Resident Evil. It's tough, but it's honest work.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now this is livin', folks!
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I like to imagine that they’re watching Pink Floyd
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm putting together a team
Bill Bruford in his Boston Bruins overallsPhil sporting a nifty-looking Northstars jersey in the video for "Ripples"John Weathers out of Gentle Giant looking like Baldrick from the 1970s Blackadder that was never made: he's got on a bright yellow '70s-era polyester cream dream of an Oakland A's jerseyChris Squire and Rick Wakeman, Wakeman has on what I believe is a Bobby Clarke Flyers jersey
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, me? I love the Dead. My favorite songs are...Truckin', uh, I Will Survive, and...*looks at smudged writing on jar*
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New glasses :~)
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Medium D. Hollow @mediumhollow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They call it September 11, 2001 in honor of the 9,112,001 people that died that day
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wrote a short story about wasting time. It's a very rough draft, but would any mutuals be in interested in reading it? Especially if you can give criticism.
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SEATED and READY
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There’s something so beautifully, earnestly Roger Ebert about him stopping in the middle of this anecdote to say, essentially, “because I am me, you may think this is a story about her tits. I NEED VERY MUCH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT.”
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you're going through Hell, keep going (hitting my wall in the Chinese buffet too early)
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A little bit of Impending Weather isn't enough to keep me away from a free Bruce Hornsby concert
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What was the first time you realized movies could be complete garbage? For me it was Baby Geniuses. Even as the target audience, it was Not For Me.
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Mr. Completely @brokensymmetry.art · 09/08/2026
LAST WORDS FOR JERRY GARCIA By Robert Hunter Not the same thing as the more widely published Elegy, which is magnificent and worth your time to look up if you haven't seen it. From a privately published collection of Hunter's elegies and funeral poems for friends and family
Go naked in the world, 
Wind for your cloak and coverlet.
Whom the Gods love best
they reward with early death,
gather them into the sun,
reflect them in moonlight,
crown them with comets,
anoint them with shooting stars

Go naked to the Throne of Stars,
go as the stars go,
arrayed in their own
incandescent light. 

Go and our hearts go with you.
Return to the sourceof the soul
by way of the Sacred River,
royal road to the sea
where all shall be music
and dreams shall be dreams
no more, but visions
of the World's foundation
scattered among the stars. 

Dust shall be dust
and the voice of dust
shall be music,
pleasing to God
who sent it forth
in search of melody
to crown His silence
with eternal song
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B-Side @benmsmith.com · 10/08/2026
excited to announce my new fast-casual restaurant where I will be bringing the delights of tex-mex cuisine to the fine people of Riga
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Weekend's candids: Storm watching, hammock reading
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Knick Hamilton @jlasoul.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Unc fits going crazy at the Digable Planets show. Dudes in Etnies.
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⭕️ lady of nobility, gentility, and rage ⭕️ @cubsgirl1825.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[ad rock]: There's mosquitoes on the [all]: RIVER [mike d]: Fish are rising up like [all]: BIRDS [mca]: It's been hot for seven weeks now [ad rock]: Too hot to even speak now [mike d]: Did you hear what I [all]: JUST HEARD?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bunch of dumb fuckin steers man just gnawing their stupid way through life without the power of reason
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Seated (and sweaty) for Weird Al!
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Yuri Winters @hotoldersisgf.sisc.one · 04/08/2026
Bed-Stuy/Bushwick girlies: any of you need a roommate? I'm looking for an apartment but you never know.
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every time I listen to Arthur Russell, I have the same thought, which is that this might genuinely be the apex of Music.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Jimmy Dean Dot Com Call that a sausage link
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Henna'd myself
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
special mint green night vans that come your house at bedtime like an ice cream truck, all electric quiet as wind. sleep attendant gives you narcotic nose sprays out of a huge flonase the size of fancy restaurant pepper grinder and a welsh rarebit in styrofoam container
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I never thought I'd live to see the day Phish brought back "Melt the Guns," a cover I have been requesting of the gods for years now
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Fun Girl 🍄💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So close!
Main sign at a local type produce market. Large, red, printed words on a permanent, wooden sign mis-spelling the word LOBSTER as LOBSTER
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 16/11/2024
"It's hard to be a hero when you're only 4'6"." Just a reminder that Guybrush Threepwood is, canonically, a short king.
Vintage print ad for 'The Secret of Monkey Island' by Lucasfilm Games, featuring the tagline 'It's hard to be a hero when you're only 4'6" at the top. The ad showcases a vibrant illustration with a giant skull in the background, surrounded by jungle, pirate motifs, and playful monkeys. In the foreground, Guybrush Threepwood, a young man holding a sword, is joined by Elaine Marley and a cast of pirates.
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the irish mitski @sugarmaggz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Making a sandwich vs. putting all of the stuff back
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dumbass Question: How do you read philosophy? Do you start with the Greeks and go forward from there, or just jump into Being & Nothingness and hop around?
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*Getting stoned and looking at the Google Image Search for pit vipers*
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. Guy pranks his wife.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i put my pants on just like everyone else, bitching and screaming about how i have to go to work
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arsnof @arsnof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is misleading. “More than 100 per day” is a statistical error. Average city has zero cars crashing into buildings per year. Columbus Ohio has 10,000 cars crashing into buildings per day and should not be counted.
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It's a mule deer @itsamuledear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love that Gene tacitly admits that listening to KISS is an unintuitive thing to do, and that real kiss fans look at pictures of kiss
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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm 34
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 17/07/2026
you spent 25 minutes listening to the the ramblings of an obviously insane man. i spent 25 minutes listening to whipping post live at the filmore east (1971). we are not the same
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/07/2026
"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That's great it starts with an earthquake
A store in lloyd center called "Gambits Games & Anime" which completes the lyric in Its the End of the World As We Know It by REM
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess
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popular character @samwiselastname.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Inset from the cover of a star trek fan magazine. White text reads: Inside - Giant Poster of popular character Reginald Barclay. Below the text is a headshot of Dwight Schultz as Lt. Barclay. He looks so, so so afraid.Photograph of the aforementioned poster. It's like four fucking feet tall and it's just Dwight Schultz's terrified face. The photographer touches his forehead gently, presumably to demonstrate Barclay's impressive size but also to put the unnerved Reggie at ease. A caress.
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
every picture of robert palmer looks like he just got away with something he shouldn’t’ve gotten away with
robert palmer staring with slight smirk robert palmer staring with closed lip smirk robert palmer lying on bed and smiling riptide album cover with robert palmer looking out the side of his eyes and smiling
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