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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But also, glad to know ya Uncle Don. Shame our paths couldn't cross

Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was home for all of 15 minutes before learning my late uncle, of whom little has been said my whole life, died of AIDS. Begging for a normal family interaction.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Late work day, night gym, now seated for a late screening of Resident Evil. It's tough, but it's honest work.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like to imagine that they’re watching Pink Floyd

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I'm putting together a team

Bill Bruford in his Boston Bruins overalls

Phil sporting a nifty-looking Northstars jersey in the video for "Ripples"

John Weathers out of Gentle Giant looking like Baldrick from the 1970s Blackadder that was never made: he's got on a bright yellow '70s-era polyester cream dream of an Oakland A's jersey

Chris Squire and Rick Wakeman, Wakeman has on what I believe is a Bobby Clarke Flyers jersey

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh, me? I love the Dead. My favorite songs are...Truckin', uh, I Will Survive, and...*looks at smudged writing on jar*

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think it's my first time doing fully round frames since I started wearing glasses and I'm loving them

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Medium D. Hollow @mediumhollow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They call it September 11, 2001 in honor of the 9,112,001 people that died that day

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hollow I was at a bookstore this weekend overhearing two college kids talking about a copy of IJ and I said "It took me 6 months but it was a lot of fun" and lemme tell you I probably wouldn't if I could redo. But someone has to beat against these currents!

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I wrote a short story about wasting time. It's a very rough draft, but would any mutuals be in interested in reading it? Especially if you can give criticism.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Boy I am not on Bluesky that much! It was great, if you haven't watched it yet. I think it's a hair overhyped online, but it was a lot of fun and I'm glad it exists.

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There’s something so beautifully, earnestly Roger Ebert about him stopping in the middle of this anecdote to say, essentially, “because I am me, you may think this is a story about her tits. I NEED VERY MUCH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT.”

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I know how the old ballers feel. I can't put up the numbers I used to

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you're going through Hell, keep going (hitting my wall in the Chinese buffet too early)

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

22 and 23. "The Autobiography of Calvin Coolidge" by Calvin Coolidge and "Coolidge: An American Enigma" by Robert Sobel. I learned a lot but I do not recommend doing this.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

21. "A Sudden Flicker of Light: A Revisionist History of Movies" by David Thomson. Have the movies ruined us as a people? Probably not any more than anything else! But we still love them, don't we, folks?

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

20. "Non-things" by Byung-chul Han. A tiny, yet mighty, treatise against "consuming content."

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

19. Warren G. Harding, by John W. Dean. Possibly Ohio's most rapscalliony president.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

18. The Land & Its People by David Sedaris. The old man is grouchier than ever, and we love him for it. Don't we, folks?

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A little bit of Impending Weather isn't enough to keep me away from a free Bruce Hornsby concert

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What was the first time you realized movies could be complete garbage? For me it was Baby Geniuses. Even as the target audience, it was Not For Me.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'm one step off from purist. Honey wheat bread, chunky big brand, concord grape jelly. MAYBE strawberry jam if it's good

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Mr. Completely @brokensymmetry.art · 09/08/2026

LAST WORDS FOR JERRY GARCIA By Robert Hunter Not the same thing as the more widely published Elegy, which is magnificent and worth your time to look up if you haven't seen it. From a privately published collection of Hunter's elegies and funeral poems for friends and family

Go naked in the world,
Wind for your cloak and coverlet.
Whom the Gods love best
they reward with early death,
gather them into the sun,
reflect them in moonlight,
crown them with comets,
anoint them with shooting stars

Go naked to the Throne of Stars,
go as the stars go,
arrayed in their own
incandescent light.

Go and our hearts go with you.
Return to the sourceof the soul
by way of the Sacred River,
royal road to the sea
where all shall be music
and dreams shall be dreams
no more, but visions
of the World's foundation
scattered among the stars.

Dust shall be dust
and the voice of dust
shall be music,
pleasing to God
who sent it forth
in search of melody
to crown His silence
with eternal song

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B-Side @benmsmith.com · 10/08/2026

excited to announce my new fast-casual restaurant where I will be bringing the delights of tex-mex cuisine to the fine people of Riga

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Weekend's candids: Storm watching, hammock reading

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I need you to know that I still think about this. I thought about it last week at the latest.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Remember when I called the jammed out Lawn Boy

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Knick Hamilton @jlasoul.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Unc fits going crazy at the Digable Planets show. Dudes in Etnies.

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⭕️ lady of nobility, gentility, and rage ⭕️ @cubsgirl1825.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

[ad rock]: There's mosquitoes on the [all]: RIVER [mike d]: Fish are rising up like [all]: BIRDS [mca]: It's been hot for seven weeks now [ad rock]: Too hot to even speak now [mike d]: Did you hear what I [all]: JUST HEARD?

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

bunch of dumb fuckin steers man just gnawing their stupid way through life without the power of reason

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Yuri WinTerrors @hotoldersisgf.sisc.one · 04/08/2026

Bed-Stuy/Bushwick girlies: any of you need a roommate? I'm looking for an apartment but you never know.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Nothing sounds like this, before or after. Not a thing.

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Every time I listen to Arthur Russell, I have the same thought, which is that this might genuinely be the apex of Music.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Jimmy Dean Dot Com Call that a sausage link

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

special mint green night vans that come your house at bedtime like an ice cream truck, all electric quiet as wind. sleep attendant gives you narcotic nose sprays out of a huge flonase the size of fancy restaurant pepper grinder and a welsh rarebit in styrofoam container

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Jeff Boyardee @jerkstorecalling.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I never thought I'd live to see the day Phish brought back "Melt the Guns," a cover I have been requesting of the gods for years now

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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 16/11/2024

"It's hard to be a hero when you're only 4'6"." Just a reminder that Guybrush Threepwood is, canonically, a short king.

Vintage print ad for 'The Secret of Monkey Island' by Lucasfilm Games, featuring the tagline 'It's hard to be a hero when you're only 4'6" at the top. The ad showcases a vibrant illustration with a giant skull in the background, surrounded by jungle, pirate motifs, and playful monkeys. In the foreground, Guybrush Threepwood, a young man holding a sword, is joined by Elaine Marley and a cast of pirates.

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the irish mitski @sugarmaggz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Making a sandwich vs. putting all of the stuff back

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