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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thinking about a Robert Moses who was super into roundabouts instead of highways.

Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I know I don’t have children, so I am considered less important to society as a whole, but every year I cover for people who have kids while they take their summer vacations. It’s fine. Taking your kids on vacation is important. I can’t take time off when school starts back up. HOWEVER…

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey man why has the overwhelming sadness of the world and the bleak meaninglessness of my own life made me cry at some point during the day for like six years now

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

According to the targeted ads I get on my podcasts, they seem to think I am a depressed truck driver who engages in high risk sexual behavior, cannot keep my vehicle insured, and has a busted ass cornhole set.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

no, he simply understands the truth: Ronald Reagan never existed.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Trying to eat dinner while you are crying over mortality isn’t cute.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There’s something about growing up in the country where my bedroom faced west and I watched every single sunset that makes living in the city and only seeing the warmth of the sun as it lifts off of the treetops at night that fills me with an unbearable sadness I find hard to articulate.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cyclist just scolded me for walking on the sidewalk, where they were also riding. That’s new.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Got my boyfriend to read a book about fascism and go see the Odyssey in IMAX with me this weekend. Feels like a big win for anxious cinemaphile chicks.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Does every robot demo have a James Brown cape guy on hand?

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Kinda annoyed that Hunter Biden appears to be a genuinely talented artist.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If your name is Max Xing, I bet the last couple years have been really annoying.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Prayers for all the bike guys girlfriends who found out this year that guess he likes soccer too.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’ve had two friends give me shit in the past few weeks for having financial anxiety and not having my life goals figured out, because “x isn’t happening anymore”.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

So tomorrow the smoke hits. My car does not have air-conditioning. If I can’t roll down the windows, it stays about 120-130 in there when it’s 90 outside, which it will be.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I’d be absolutely terrified of F. Genocide Memorial Pin.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Well, after about of training for this backpacking trip, I have multiple inflamed tendons and feel like I’m in worse shape than ever and my feet feel like they are steps away from collapsing into useless pancakes. Have ten years of office jobs ruined my ability to ever do this kind of activity?

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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with
“STOP NOW
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I remember breaking its tears at a restaurant, telling my friend how if genocide wasn’t enough to make her say something, and genocide isn’t enough to change my vote, then what is the point of anything. I would’ve taken anything. I voted for her, it didn’t make a difference and I still regret it.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is misleading. “More than 100 per day” is a statistical error. Average city has zero cars crashing into buildings per year. Columbus Ohio has 10,000 cars crashing into buildings per day and should not be counted.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Late night realization that there is a partial parallel in the way Belgians used Tutsis in Rwanda and European monarchies used some jews, as enforcers and middlemen for unpleasant tasks. Temporary “elite” status leading to horrific reprisals. This is not something I can text to anyone at this hour

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If you are the kind of person who honks at someone for not taking a right turn on red, you go to a special circle of Hell. -Dante Alighieri if he was born in 1990

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I drove past two “thoughts and prayers” billboards this morning and thought how strange it was for them to finally be about me.

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

there's a reason woo is comorbid with fascism and it's not because hitler specifically loved the occult, it's because magical thinking is inherently reactionary

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Kept trying to figure out why my very non-theatre bf was receptive to all the musicals I kept dragging him to and just tonight realized it’s because he likes Ween.

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

It’s depressing how things that were seen as KKK-level racism when I was in college are mundane government policies and Supreme Court decisions today.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Of course the cost of gas has to be the first time Ohio was ever above average.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I’ve about had it everyone but me getting acknowledged and lauded for the work I do. I am paid well and like my job, but the burn out is hitting hard and I see no way I can advance if no one ever credits me for my results.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

My retired mother expects me to drive an hour every day to care for her cats whenever she goes out of town, which is now 3-4 weeks a year. She does not pay me for gas or time. My car isn’t in great shape and I explained that I may not always be able to help. Her solution: you should buy a new car.

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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Remedios Varo : Metaphysical Wheels (Bicycles in Cafe), 1944 Gouache on cardstock 28.7 x 19.4 cm

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Are you a woman who is pretty mean to any other woman you perceive as competition, but think you’re really smart and better than everyone? Might I suggest you become a Local Feminist Icon.

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/04/2026

l o l we're in danger

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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

So they just mentioned that they are required to get the astronauts out of the capsule within two hours. … What happens to the astronauts if they don’t? Do they send them back?

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Hearing Henry Zebrowski on the Daily Zeitgeist today confused me so much I thought I was dreaming

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The apocalyptic talk coming out of the DoD combined with the repetitive statements from the GOP that we are all going to have to suffer along with the presidents senility and the craving opportunism of everyone around him really makes me feel like we are headed toward some level of nuclear conflict

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

People in this country are so desperate to stay in their own homes until they die, whereas I absolutely will be moving into a retirement community where I can hang out with people and is everything is within walking distance and there are activities and pudding as soon as I am allowed to.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Aw, I remember the salad days of 2016 when a certain somebody used to mock me quite meanly online for having these opinions!

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I have spent almost $5000 on broken down cars and sick cats this year. I make decent money and I’ve had to start reducing my own food budget to compensate.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Eating hard black licorice on my couch, watching a foreign TV show about a radioactive disaster. Thriving, in my element.

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Doctor Cigarettes @moskvagorit.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This story is tremendously upsetting.

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