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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
having to explain to my children that going on the catio is not a right, it’s a privilege
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
baby duck sun beam from heaven
teenage mallard duck (old enough to be without mom 🥺🥺🥺) hanging out in grass and clovers in front of a pond. a sunbeam glints in the camera behind it.
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
my human sons turn 7 years old today 🥺
Percy, beautiful black cat perched on some boxes daintily. Looks into camera with yellow green eyes. Mr Baby, brown tabby cat, looking handsome laying on purple blanket in the sun. His face is turned away from the camera. Wearing a strawberry print collar.
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
in love with my pink lily of the valley 🩷
Pink lily of the valley blooming with lime green leaves. In the background is blueish purple ajuga/bugleweed
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Just revisit the most stoned clue ever
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say
"guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
December 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM 8 Everybody can reply
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
PinkNews
"I like to think that my head is bisexual, and I think it's a good idea for everybody to start getting used to that notion, because that way, one becomes aware of a lot more things."
Christopher Walken
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taylor @34pgbff.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
my wife thinks they should just edit the cancelled bachelorette season like the sherry pie season of drag race so it just looks like a very dramatic boy's trip
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ed Teach speech bubble
Screenshot of text that reads “look, before I work on myself, does anyone like me insane”
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 13/03/2026
www.burnsnotice.com/the-iran-war...
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The Iran War Shows Why Polymarket Should Be Illegal
Betting markets treat the flow of world events as random, but there are people making real decisions and there's nothing stopping them from profiting from those decisions This weekend, an unnamed per...
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Torrey Peters @torreypeters.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Next week, STAG DANCE, will be issued with 100% less cardboard and half price. It's a new thing I'm trying, which I've been calling "paperback." Here's a little graphic I had whipped up to trial the idea.
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
mtv true life: my cat has asthma
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
thats the computer’s plan — turn us all homo
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Clavicular is just pro ana for boys lol
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult
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Björn Friðgeir @bjornfr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Some people denigrate one of the greatest tools of the computer age, Excel. They are obviously speaking out of ignorance, I myself know how to use it and would give it '10/10
https://xkcd.com/2347/ XKCD cartoon 'Dependency' edited to insert a whopping great excel icon pointing at the small column holding up all modern digital infrastructure.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/02/2026
Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food theonion.com/man-annoyed-he-has-to-…
Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2026
Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-c…
Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 09/02/2026
Snoopy is holding a bunch of colorful heart-shaped balloons that spell out EGO DEATH
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Never Forget
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
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zorabug 🐛 @witchsocks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
me contemplating the human condition
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eel, i @eliacugini.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
you may think fanfiction's influence on the novel stops at bargain-bin romance books; you would be wrong - it's everywhere. i went deep on the relationship between fanfiction and contemporary publishing for @defector.com defector.com/fanfictions-...
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Fanfiction’s Total Cultural Victory | Defector
In 2012, a self-published author of erotic Twilight fanfiction, whose books had gained a large fan base online, was offered a seven-figure contract by a major American publisher. E.L. James’s Fifty Sh...
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 03/02/2026
Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i took a gummy and made this
Kim Kardashian dropping hints meme except it’s Rose from Heated Rivalry saying, I'm like dropping hints that Shane, you're gay
Shane, you're gay
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
if anything, Empty Netters and What Chaos! are continuing to provide content for The Gays by being messy as hell
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Mike F @mikefossey
police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
at the hockey game trying to figure out which mullets are there because of heated rivalry
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 24/12/2025
Feeling like you haven't read enough to vote in the 2025 TFR Awards? Here's a way you can still participate! The 60-hour Shortform Challenge asks YOU to read our 2025 short story and poem nominees, then vote on your three faves in each category! No other reading required 🩷
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The 60-hour Transfemme Shortform Challenge
The rules are simple - read as many short stories and poems as you’d like before December 26th at 11:59pm EST, then submit a ballot for your favorites in the Outstanding Short Story and Outstanding In...
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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 22/12/2025
Four books. One grand prize. Five days left until voting ends. 2025 was the year of the transfeminine contemporary novel, and the four novels shortlisted for Best Transfeminine Fiction are leading the charge. If you haven't voted yet, now is the time. Voting closes Dec. 26th at 11:59pm EST 🩷
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The 2025 Shortlist for Best Transfeminine Fiction (TFR Awards)
Four books. One grand prize. Vote now in the 2025 TFR Awards, open until Dec. 26 at 11:59pm EST.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2025
Nation's Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
haha ok……..
path shoveled in tall snowtape measure showing ~15 INCHES of snow
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
physically i’m in microsoft teams mentally i’m here
ai fan made picture of the actors from heated rivalry with two young girls presumably supposed to be their children??
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jeremytime.bsky.social @jeremytime.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/12/2025
too bad fuckos, i already did that
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Woman wrapped in blanket with the caption "Feels like lying in the embrace of mother"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2025
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
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Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
me when im straight
A photo of Hudson Williams being very heterosexual (he looks like he’s dressed as Liza Minnelli and has one limp wrist)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/12/2025
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-c…
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse
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jeremytime.bsky.social @jeremytime.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Sanat Tarihi @sanatintarihi.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gotthardt Kuehl - In the Coffeehouse 1915
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
“it’s time to log off”
Mr Baby, my cat, with his paw on my hand. Looks like he’s trying to stop me from typing on my keyboard
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If I ever got to travel back in time, my plan would be to carry around a little notebook to look at all the time, because I’ll miss my phone so much.
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Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Working my way through a beginner Irish book, and I understand why for learning purposes the voice actors played it straight, but there is so much going on in this conversation for coworkers who barely know each other

Siobhán and Bernie have only been working together for a week and are still getting to know each other.
Siobhán:
Níl tú féin pósta?
You're not married yourself?
Bernie:
Níl. Bhí mé pósta ach tá mé colscartha anois.
No. I was married but I'm divorced now.
Siobhán:
Tá brón orm é sin a chloisteáil.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Bernie:
Tá tú féin geallta.
You're engaged yourself.
Siobhán:
Tá, t mé geallta le Caoimhín.
Táimid an-sona le chéile.
Yes, I'm engaged to Caoimhin. We're very happy together.
Bernie:
Tá sé sin go hiontach!
That's great!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/10/2025
Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-fi…
Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2025
‘Try Not To Stare At Her Mouth,’ Says Mom In Ominous Update On Grandma’s Health
‘Try Not To Stare At Her Mouth,’ Says Mom In Ominous Update On Grandma’s Health
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GoatLadyGardens @shayllou.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Is it really necessary to have the candy corn & eggnog conversation every single year? A monotony of dislikes
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