🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026they’re building whatever the opposite of a gayborhood is in my town (putting a chick-fil-a in the hobby lobby parking lot) 1120
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one cool thing is theyve stopped cleaning the bathrooms at my office 🙂 050
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge W Bush Shoe Throwing IncidentAlt: George W Bush Shoe Throwing Incident 1190
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it's hard being the funniest person alive but someone has to do it 🤷♀️ 1220
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026realtor said i should take down family photos before showing our house 😔 2290
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026cant Believe all this is happening just three short years after the untimely death of ted kaczynski at 81 years young 😔 fly free sweet angels 🕊️✝️💐 0120
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comDJ Khaled Says 'Another One'Alt: DJ Khaled Says 'Another One' 3270
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026no one tells you about how sometimes you’ll be walking around outside and the air smells like grape jolly rancher 3190
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ughhh guys i hate to complain 🫣🫣 but..... my steak is too juicy 😩😪...... my lobster.... too buttery 😮💨😣 0190
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026me when im matt damon and i sail west into the setting sun but it’s just italy 090
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026sometimes it's more impressive 2 be bad at something and keep doing it than to be good at something and do it 1200