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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 5h
do you ever just
mr baby big zoom on the snoot
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
y'all heard
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tacky
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picture from the 90s of woman in a gray skirt suit pointing a large gun at a computer
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#turtlecheck
5 turtles on a rock. They’re laying partly on each other. The big one has a dent in its shell
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
believe women!!! even when they’re lying!!!
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ready for his trip
beautiful black cat wirh bright green eyes sitting in a multicolored duffel bag with his head poking out
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dr pepper is the bisexual soda
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they’re building whatever the opposite of a gayborhood is in my town (putting a chick-fil-a in the hobby lobby parking lot)
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/09/2026
Mood 🪶 🐣
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one cool thing is theyve stopped cleaning the bathrooms at my office 🙂
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wanda, we all die. your aunt's not special.
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
George W Bush Shoe Throwing Incident
Alt: George W Bush Shoe Throwing Incident
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
happy pride
bottle of “agender oil”
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thinking bout my tree beans
tree with long green bean looking seed pods
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
meme of Vanessa Hudgens saying I’d so into noticing things right now
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#turtlecheck
three turtles on a rock in descending size. Shadows from the setting sun show on rock
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
tips fedora #turtlecheck m’lady?
6 turtles on turtle rock surrounded by cat tails
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's hard being the funniest person alive but someone has to do it 🤷‍♀️
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#turtlecheck remix today. turts after dark!
tiny baby turtle (maybe snapping turtle) that was walking across the path from the grass to the pond. he’s camouflaged next to a dead leaf
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
realtor said i should take down family photos before showing our house 😔
corkboard with assorted decorations including keroppi, red wing blackbird art, Montreal postcard, gay train sticker, and photo of heated rivalry boys with their clone daughters
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🧍
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
man with steepled fingers underneath text reading
⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️
i receive: money
you receive: nothing
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
George Costanza meme: I gotta focus im shifting into alienating all my friends and loved ones mode
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
performative “love” <
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Miranda Cosgrove at computer “interesting”
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
cant Believe all this is happening just three short years after the untimely death of ted kaczynski at 81 years young 😔 fly free sweet angels 🕊️✝️💐
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
DJ Khaled Says 'Another One'
Alt: DJ Khaled Says 'Another One'
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
rest in peace dolly u would've loved the switch 2 🙏
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
who else is applying am I right fellas? 😏
CALL FOR APPLICATIONS
SEEKING A BREAST LIAISON
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mjlinde.bsky.social @mjlinde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#BirdOfTheDay #ThinPerches #ECK 📸Rafi's Capture @rafiscapture.bsky.social
"A small, delicate bird perched between two thin, upright sticks, softly glowing in the warm, golden sunset light, with a blurred amber background giving the scene a calm, dreamy feel."  😄 I finally found you! the Search is Over! And I found a lot more along the way!
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
he needs this for all the stress (there is no stress)
Mr Baby getting head scratches. His eyes are closed and he’s happy
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
what if i got the pbr timbs
bright blue timberland boots with the Pabst logo on the tongue
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
u ever think about how brother has the word "broth" in it
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no one tells you about how sometimes you’ll be walking around outside and the air smells like grape jolly rancher
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
get a load of these guys #turtlecheck
One turtle sitting on rock next to torn up reedsblue heron standing on fence railing
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ok fine!! i will post a picture of my beautiful son!!
beautiful black cat Percy laying on his side wirh big green eyes and a green and blue checked collar
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
just remembered i have a meeting from 5-6pm today
devastated man on beach with sand falling through his clasped hand, showing progressive images of him in poses of despair
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
why was this the default name for my rabbit?? 😭😭
picture of tv screen playing stardew valley. Texts says Choose a coop for your new rabbit. Name your new animal: Getsick
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#turtlecheck going hard today
4 turtles on a rock in the sunset (one is partially cut off because I was distracted by the BIG MAMA snapping turtle)
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
new porch goose fit dropped
Metal porch goose wearing a watermelon outfit (hat and cape)
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#turtlecheck
7 turtles of varying sizes on a rock. Some are stacked on top of each other
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you're telling me meta made this mucil?
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ughhh guys i hate to complain 🫣🫣 but..... my steak is too juicy 😩😪...... my lobster.... too buttery 😮‍💨😣
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
me when im matt damon and i sail west into the setting sun but it’s just italy
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
new excuse for being late just dropped
Text conversation saying “okay I’ll be right there” then several minutes later “sorry had to tell my boss Im transgender lol”
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hm
dog suspicious side eye
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is the best day of my life #turtlecheck
2 turtles laying on a rock. One has head and arms in part way but legs out far. other has front legs and head out but legs further in
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sometimes it's more impressive 2 be bad at something and keep doing it than to be good at something and do it
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🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a thousand words is worth a picture ❤️
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