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Jenner

@jenneraustin.bsky.social
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Corporate counsel. Austinite. Wife of a Navy vet. Dog mom to Teddy the Havapoo. Supporter of Democracy, The Arsenal, and USWNT.

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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An expert breaks down an element of the Manchester City case that I've been thinking about the most:
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 29/09/2026
So for all the chatter about the ruling's potential impacts on the City players, either their new signings were lied to about the charges by Man City or their new signings were informed & signed with full knowledge of who they were joining (and presumably made comfortable in their contracts)
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Man City learned of guilty verdicts in summer before transfer activity - sources
Manchester City were first informed that they had been found guilty of more than 100 breaches of the Premier League's financial rules in the summer, sources told ESPN, before spending heavily in the transfer market.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To watch Norway vs Portugal, we subscribed to ViX and it's in Spanish. They keep saying Texas so now we are trying to figure out who plays in MLS on these teams.
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lewtheycollideafc @lewtheycollideafc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably a good time to tap the sign.
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Manchester City return to Premier League action next month, what will their games mean? Title contenders, fighting against relegation or an utter irrelevance? The league’s present, like its past, has been warped beyond repair.
cbssports.com
English football can punish Manchester City for violations, but can Premier League ever recover what was lost?
An appeal will delay any immediate sanctions, but a guilty verdict on 114 charges leaves 17 years of trophies, title races and rivals like Liverpool and Arsenal trapped in an existential fog
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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go watch what Anderson & City are getting away with at Sunderland today and tell me the refs want Arsenal to win the league 😂
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We had a tiny birthday party for Theodore Bear who is somehow EIGHT years old.
A happy Havanese-poodle mix dog, with prominent grey eyebrows and beard.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Choosing which player to have on my championship-badged kit has me heading into the international break without one. But, after weeks of dithering, I’ve decided on Mikel Merino. I think.
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 15/09/2026
Mikel Merino tonight..like driving your Rolls-Royce to do the big shop at Tesco.
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The first time a winger lines up a 1v1 against Timber, there is still hope in their eyes. It is a naïve hope, a foolish and youthful hope, the dim hope of "who knows." But hope nonetheless. Once he squeezes the life out of that first one, you typically never hear from them again.
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
David Raya has a good game infinite circle
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Steve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can see Arteta step out of a little box but can't see a shirt being pulled so much that the number appears at the front of the player. Good process
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 02/09/2026
Interesting thread here on Malick Fofana 👇
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yesterday was better. www.maptap.gg August 31 99🎯 98🎯 54🫣 84😁 68🙃 Final score: 761
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching @charleswatts.bsky.social live on YouTube, for the first time.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So there’s that: www.maptap.gg August 30 94🏅 97🔥 93🏆 87🎓 85🎓 Final score: 893
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fellow Texans: verify that your voter registration hasn't been suspended without your knowledge. I just double-checked mine following a link in the article; it took all of 1 minute. Make sure your voice can be heard in November.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Adding to my Arsenal celebration collection.
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Gunnerblog @gunnerblog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We are in Enzo Maresca's press conference and we can hear DJ Khaled's "All I Do Is Win" blaring out loudly from somewhere, presumably the Arsenal dressing room.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This has been an evening so horrible that I don’t want to go to sleep. Tomorrow, things will have to be done and decisions will have to be made. At least the dog is snoozing peacefully.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m low-key obsessed with how the supporters will change the lyrics to Arsenal’s Allez Allez Allez. Did we win the league at … Colney, Bournemouth, Selhurst?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A triptych for this weekend.
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Lauren McGaughy @lmcgaughy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NEW: Ken Paxton has reported making between $100,000-$1M off a cell tower affiliated with a company he owns. The Times has learned the company controls a tower on the property of a hospital where Mr. Paxton was a board member. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/10/u...
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One Source of Paxton’s Wealth: A Cell Tower at a Hospital He Knew Well (Gift Article)
Ken Paxton, the Texas attorney general, makes six-figure income from a cellphone tower on the grounds of a hospital where he was a board member.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I took my first Waymo for the eight minute drive between my bff’s house and mine. It was super weird, but nice to not have to make small talk.
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YankeeGunner @arsenalvisionpodcast.com · 05/08/2026
From the Aviva, I can confirm that Meslier was a brilliant signing.
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The very best of all of us
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As Arsenal close in on Bruno Guimaraes, it's notable how their patience has been rewarded. A steady drip drip of speculation has been forcing Newcastle's hand before Andrea Berta even came to the table. Big read on Arsenal's dynasty planning 👇
cbssports.com
How Arsenal plan to build a Premier League dynasty by chasing stars like Vinicius Junior and Bruno Guimaraes
After finally conquering the Premier League, Mikel Arteta is shifting transfer strategies by prioritizing established stars over youth to build a lasting dynasty
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is anyone able to get the live stream PPV working? I am failing to get it loaded (Austin, Texas). I keep getting a "live stream is not available" error message.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don’t want to get ahead of myself but the wording around this article (and the first bomba) feel really encouraging. This stupid sport has me on strings but I am so ready to get hurt.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“A citizen-science program is training pet dogs to find the eggs before they hatch so they can be destroyed. It's revealing the surprising power of pet dogs' noses, with even unconventional sniffer-dog breeds like the humble pug able to play their part.” www.bbc.com/future/artic...
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The spotted lanternfly is ravaging the eastern US. Pet dogs are coming to the rescue
Spotted lanternflies are an invasive pest and a multimillion-dollar disaster for the US's wine industry. Meet the good boys and girls of the resistance.
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jurrien Timber, Mikel Merino, Viktor Gyökeres, Kai Havertz, and arsenal staff looking shocked while watching man city v bournemouth
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Gunnerblog @gunnerblog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal exploring deal to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid 🔺 Candidate to strengthen attack if no RM renewal 🔺 #AFC interest approved at all levels 🔺 12 months remaining on RM deal w/ @davidornstein0.bsky.social for @theathleticfc.bsky.social ⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...
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Arsenal exploring deal for Real Madrid winger Vinicius Junior (Gift Article)
The Brazil international is in the final 12 months of his contract and is a prominent target among others for the Premier League champions.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The video of him walking through the Emirates as a fan is why he is among our absolute favorites.
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the thing is all state AGs have to do to deep-six this merger is delay it until OpenAI can't pay Oracle, Oracle's stock dives, Larry's collateral goes poof, etc.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/07/2026
"Can Spain play keepaway for 11 minutes" my brother in Christ have you ever seen Spain play
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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Infantino is doing all this during the World Cup in America so everyone blames America for it But America isn't the cause of the enshittification of the World Cup The fault lies 100% with Gianni Infantino and pointing fingers anywhere else lets him off the hook for his crimes against football
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
With Gunners involved on every goal, nobody is enjoying this more than Arsenal fans ❤️🤍
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is the best explanation I’ve read for why this game felt so, so horrible to watch. We watched England lose from a winning position, for no reason, but bad managerial decision-making.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 15/07/2026
Today's blog with thoughts on Spain, Saliba's injury, and the 30 minute half time break in the final because of star-fucker Gianni Infantino. Have a read. 👇
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Both at the back (Saliba) and in front (Olise), France have the most intimidating trait in an opponent: somebody who is a bit bored with you
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13/07/2026
This framing, from one of the better-read political newsletters, reads like a parody of cronyism. But it isn’t.
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Taking Ted on his nightly walk, post Dragons. Me: look at those small birds. My brain: … birds don’t fly at night… Husband, shines our flashlight in the air: yeah, those are bats. I suppress a scream as they dive and soar, he adds, they won’t attack you and they eat bugs, but…
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
Alfred Nobel established the Nobel Prize after wake up call: newspapers mistakenly published his obituary when his brother died & what he read as his legacy horrified him speaking ill (factually) of the dead is literally the most effective way to curb living racist & Nazi public figures/politicians
There is a well-known story about the origin of the Nobel Prize, although historians have been unable to verify it, and some dismiss the story as a myth.[26] In 1888, the death of his brother Ludvig supposedly caused several newspapers to publish obituaries of Alfred in error. One French newspaper[which?] condemned him for his invention of military explosives—in many versions of the story, dynamite is quoted, although this was mainly used for civilian applications—and this is said to have brought about his decision to leave a better legacy after his death.[6] The obituary supposedly stated, Le marchand de la mort est mort ("The merchant of death is dead"),[6] and according to the myth went on to say, "Dr. Alfred Nobel, who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster than ever before, died yesterday."[27] Nobel read the obituary and was appalled at the idea that he would be remembered in this way. His decision to posthumously donate the majority of his wealth to found the Nobel Prize has been credited to him wanting to leave behind a better legacy.[28][6] However, it has been questioned whether or not the obituary in question actually existed.[28] An actual obituary (pictured) stated "A man who can only with the utmost difficulty be considered a benefactor of mankind has died yesterday at Cannes. It is Mr. Nobel, inventor of dynamite. Mr. Nobel was Swedish." It was published on the first page of the Figaro on the 15th of April 1888 and retracted the next day.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Confusion de identidad
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Jenner @jenneraustin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I upgraded my day bed bedding to include a cooling weighted blanket. Now it’s so delightful, the pup and I just hanging out up here.
A black dog with gold paws and a silver and gold face sleeps on a blue blanket in front of a window. His head is on a window sill, next to a tennis ball.
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spain and Belgium were drawing and Belgium took off Leandro Trossard and Spain brought on Mikel Merino WITH OBVIOUS RESULTS
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Gov. Beshear should demand proof of life. If his state has lost a senator, its people deserve to know and deserve a replacement. The seat doesn‘t belong to the Republican Party.
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