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Jenna Tollerson

@jennatollerson.com
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Elder Millennial. Professional nerd. 👩🏻‍💻 Don't expect a ton of shop talk, I'm not on the clock here. Please use alt text. You look nice today. 📍 Atlanta • she/her • jenna.codes

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You Are Good @youaregood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks for everything, Dolly. ❤️ Dolly being Dolly on Carson in 1977
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 27/02/2026
🎶 Happy release day to my beautiful and beautifully talented sister, Sarah Tollerson. Stream this previously unreleased track wherever you get your music. 🎶 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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Fallen Back In (Original Version) by Sarah Tollerson
Stream and Save Fallen Back In (Original Version) - Distributed by DistroKid
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
Clearly there's no shortage of horrors to choose from of late but for some reason this one in particular has really chilled me to the fucking bone. Last week a group of pigs had lunch at a Mexican restaurant called El Tapatio in Willmar, Minnesota. "Staff at the restaurant were frightened," an eye witness told the Star Tribune. You can surely imagine that they were. You can picture exactly how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community. There's one like it where you live too. In almost every town in the country. We love Mexican food here so much.

They forced these people to prepare their food and to serve them all the while knowing that they were going to ruin their lives after. With full bellies. The threat hanging in the air. Of course they did ruin them. They arrested a dishwasher and the two owners a few hours later after the restaurant closed.

Can you imagine being made to wash the dishes used to feed the men who are waiting to kidnap you or worse? Cooking and plating their meals? I wonder if they put the same care they usually do into it or if their shaking hands made the work suffer?
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
4. There is no need to make pickles default on a fried chicken sandwich. Just let me enjoy the fried chicken without that slimy, briny junk
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 01/05/2025
This was a nice surprise to get in the mail today, as I pre-ordered it months ago and thought it was coming in June 😅 I love so much the way @nikostratis.com writes about music; I've really been looking forward to this book. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
Hardcover edition of The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman by Niko Stratis, laying on a wooden table.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 30/11/2024
I keep seeing people say they want to know they are interacting with a human, and not a bot, ignoring that some of the biggest disinfo spreaders and trolls online are consistently operating under their own real names
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 25/03/2025
Affirmation at #DrupalCon #DrupalConAtlanta
Close up on the corner of a table map of the ballroom, on which someone has written in red marker, "❤️ You are here and you are wonderful!"
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 06/03/2025
Kids who were born on my 21st birthday are celebrating their own 21st birthdays today. So pour one out for me, youngins.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 13/01/2025
I was washing my hands at the kitchen sink, suddenly got dizzy, and that's when I realized I'd been holding my breath for no reason! I was thinking too hard and forgot to breathe! So this is your reminder to take a few big slow deep breaths right now. And try not to forget to breathe.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This is a WONDERFUL thread explaining alt text and why it's important!
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 14/12/2024
We should be calling them big naturals
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 07/01/2025
The time between the moment I decide "I'm going to get in the shower now" and the time I actually get in the shower is always 40-90 minutes somehow. Can someone explain this? A time scientist?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 04/01/2025
I'll allow it
My word is "mojo"
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
🎶 If you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood Because you're so
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 17/12/2024
I want to _earn_ my followers with my own flavor of warmth and weirdness
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
One good thing about today was learning that, despite living in the quagmire of violence we call America, I was not the only one who assumed the Cybertruck in front of the Trump hotel just spontaneously combusted. Took hours and a nap for it to occur to me that it could have been an intentional act.
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SkeletonYenta @mexicanyenta.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year! May this video bless your entire year with silliness and mad skillz. Remember, the rule is that you have to watch this any and every time it comes across your timeline! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 31/12/2024
Sarah Marshall said "People who have good personalities in their 30s, often have at least annoying personalities in their early 20s." and I actually yelped in pain because she didn't have to come at me that hard
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If there weren't such a widespread culture among new arrivals of automatic followback and follow farming, those "bots" would not exist. (The scammers would, because they're eternal, but they wouldn't be so prominent.)
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 29/12/2024
How many boyfriends does a gal need to reliably have company on any given Saturday night? 6-7?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 26/12/2024
Santa surprised me, a 41 year old woman, with my one and only Christmas gift this year. Santa's also the only one who includes my middle name when addressing mail to me, aside from my folks.
Resting on my kitchen counter, a still-in-box National Geographic Glow-in-the-Dark Jumbo Crystal Growing Lab, with a bright illustration of a glowing green crystal on the front. The background is purple and it's surrounded by purple crystals.An Amazon gift note atop the same box that reads: "A gift for you. Just a little magic. From Much Love, Santa"
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If you are going to clutch your fucking pearls at my native fucking dialect's fucking linguistic fucking intensifier, fuck the fuck on off until you can't fuck any further, then dig deep for an extra helping of personal fucking grit and fuck the fuck on off a little fucking more.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 24/12/2024
This bit is just objectively true. "Karl is by far the best character in this ridiculous movie, because he barely speaks and has no personality other than damnnnnn."
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An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
Dear Sarah, What—and I cannot stress this enough—dafuq? That could be the whole letter, as it really captures the essence of the white-hot, slightl...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
bad news, ladies! the world decided it hates the souvenirs that joy leaves on your face and now YOU 🫵 have to feel bad about it
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 21/12/2024
A bop for winter solstice
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The True Meaning Of The Season // Jazz Emu
YouTube video by Jazz Emu
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 27/11/2024
What's not to get? This year, Mondays feel like Thursdays, Tuesdays feel like Wednesdays, Wednesdays feel like Tuesdays, Thursdays feel like Fridays, and Fridays feel either like Mondays or like their own detached new kind of day. Does everyone not now experience reality this way?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 18/12/2024
To anyone who once gave me a compliment only to have me tell them how wrong they are, I'm sorry. I'm better now.
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skwheatus @wheatus.com · 17/12/2024
merry princemas everyone
pic of our bedroom christmas tree snd cammi sleeping on the bed. it's dark and there are purple lights on it. merry princemas
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Girthmasterr @girthmasterr.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
But what if I used you just as a friend?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 14/12/2024
We should be calling them big naturals
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 14/12/2024
If you're like "everything sucks, I wanna do something", material support really does something
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 14/12/2024
Moderation is hard. It would be impossible and unfair to ask mods to chase every username all over the Internet. However, when someone is famously engaged in a large public project to drive trans folks out of existence? For years? Bringing their vicious followers with them wherever they go?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 14/12/2024
Incredible thread, read the whole thing
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
all i want for christmas is a soft blanket and 2 million dollars
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 13/12/2024
I never sign petitions, but I signed this one chng.it/6CJPwkTNRL
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Bluesky Must Enforce its Community Guidelines Equally
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 11/12/2024
My dear friend's company Very Good Puzzle makes high-quality jigsaw puzzles that feature art from working artists, including an entire category of "weird puzzles", but also landscapes, animals, musicians, and other cool designs. Makes a great holiday gift for the puzzler in your life! 🎁
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Weird Jigsaw Puzzles
Weird puzzles for weird sensibilities Our jigsaws are a little unusual, in that we look for working artists and turn their work into jigsaw puzzles. Typically a puzzle company might commission a uniqu...
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 10/12/2024
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I was planning to sit out the current round of tech-criticism internet drama. But I always read @caseynewton.bsky.social, and I think he misses a key point about market power and the purpose of tech criticism. TL;DR: we shouldn't grade the tech barons on a curve. open.substack.com/pub/davekarp...
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Weighing in on Casey Newton's "AI is fake and sucks" debate
AI is real, but the hype is manufactured. A dose of skepticism is helpful for seeing how this story goes.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 10/12/2024
Extremely metal product safety advisory
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 09/12/2024
I told my boss last week I'd be phoning it in for the rest of the year and she laughed and then realized I was being serious
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/12/2024
They don't use alt text fuck em
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 08/12/2024
You _should_ have a website. Doesn't have to be fancy. Mine is just one page with links. A compelling case and good resources for getting started:
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 07/12/2024
This one's just so good on so many levels
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 03/12/2024
I did such a good job voting in the local runoff they let me have two stickers.
Car selfie of me, wearing a grey hoodie and purple sunglasses, holding up two stickers with drawn art by high school students in my county.

One sticker reads "I voted!", with a magnolia bloom and a bird in the foreground and a government-looking building and what I believe is supposed to be Stone Mountain in the background. On the mountain are two tiny flags flying on poles, one American and one for the state of Georgia, under a blue sky.

The second sticker reads "DeKalb Voter", with a bald eagle perched on the A. The words are flanked by peach trees, and in the background is an orange hill that may be Stone Mountain, but to me looks like a volcano, with a blue sky behind it.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 03/12/2024
It's officially Christmas music season! I have been curating this playlist with care since 2011. It's heavy on pop nostalgia, bright brass horns, and lush orchestrations, but guarantee there are tracks on here that you've never heard before. I recommend listening on shuffle.
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Merry & Bright
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you are no longer on twitter @twitter.rip · 01/12/2024
calling people you hate by cute nicknames like "the orange stinker" or whatever for donald trump gets your post around people who muted "donald trump". this also goes for saying "tr*mp" or whatever. it's asshole behavior. also the nicknames are embarrassing for you
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 30/11/2024
I keep seeing people say they want to know they are interacting with a human, and not a bot, ignoring that some of the biggest disinfo spreaders and trolls online are consistently operating under their own real names
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 30/11/2024
This is a useful thread about vetting suspicious accounts but also a great survey of the Kinds of Posters
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