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Jenna Tollerson

@jennatollerson.com
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Elder Millennial. Professional nerd. 👩🏻‍💻 Don't expect a ton of shop talk, I'm not on the clock here. Please use alt text. You look nice today. 📍 Atlanta • she/her • jenna.codes

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You Are Good @youaregood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thanks for everything, Dolly. ❤️ Dolly being Dolly on Carson in 1977
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 27/02/2026
🎶 Happy release day to my beautiful and beautifully talented sister, Sarah Tollerson. Stream this previously unreleased track wherever you get your music. 🎶 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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Fallen Back In (Original Version) by Sarah Tollerson
Stream and Save Fallen Back In (Original Version) - Distributed by DistroKid
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
Clearly there's no shortage of horrors to choose from of late but for some reason this one in particular has really chilled me to the fucking bone. Last week a group of pigs had lunch at a Mexican restaurant called El Tapatio in Willmar, Minnesota. "Staff at the restaurant were frightened," an eye witness told the Star Tribune. You can surely imagine that they were. You can picture exactly how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community. There's one like it where you live too. In almost every town in the country. We love Mexican food here so much.

They forced these people to prepare their food and to serve them all the while knowing that they were going to ruin their lives after. With full bellies. The threat hanging in the air. Of course they did ruin them. They arrested a dishwasher and the two owners a few hours later after the restaurant closed.

Can you imagine being made to wash the dishes used to feed the men who are waiting to kidnap you or worse? Cooking and plating their meals? I wonder if they put the same care they usually do into it or if their shaking hands made the work suffer?
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
4. There is no need to make pickles default on a fried chicken sandwich. Just let me enjoy the fried chicken without that slimy, briny junk
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 01/05/2025
This was a nice surprise to get in the mail today, as I pre-ordered it months ago and thought it was coming in June 😅 I love so much the way @nikostratis.com writes about music; I've really been looking forward to this book. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
Hardcover edition of The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman by Niko Stratis, laying on a wooden table.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 30/11/2024
I keep seeing people say they want to know they are interacting with a human, and not a bot, ignoring that some of the biggest disinfo spreaders and trolls online are consistently operating under their own real names
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 25/03/2025
Affirmation at #DrupalCon #DrupalConAtlanta
Close up on the corner of a table map of the ballroom, on which someone has written in red marker, "❤️ You are here and you are wonderful!"
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 06/03/2025
Kids who were born on my 21st birthday are celebrating their own 21st birthdays today. So pour one out for me, youngins.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 04/02/2025
Oh hell yeah
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 13/01/2025
I was washing my hands at the kitchen sink, suddenly got dizzy, and that's when I realized I'd been holding my breath for no reason! I was thinking too hard and forgot to breathe! So this is your reminder to take a few big slow deep breaths right now. And try not to forget to breathe.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 10/01/2025
I think my experiment failed, I can't get most of it out of the jar. 😂 Though I did get a couple little pieces to examine up close.
A large glass jar sitting on the counter. There are white crystals growing densely on the bottom and up the sides of the interior. It really looks like snow collecting on a window.The same jar from above, so you can see the side without looking through the glass.I'm holding up the same jar with one hand so I can show the view straight down into it. The crystals growing up the side have been removed, but the bottom is covered with a dense layer of crystal stuck at the bottom of the jar.A little piece of homegrown crystal sitting on a black surface.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 09/01/2025
A horse is a horse, of course, of course And no one can talk to a horse, of course
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
This is a WONDERFUL thread explaining alt text and why it's important!
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 14/12/2024
We should be calling them big naturals
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 07/01/2025
To be sure it's partially the black glass slate in my hand, but also it seems like sometimes I need to do a lap around the house tidying? Anxious behavior? Literally getting the house in order?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 07/01/2025
The time between the moment I decide "I'm going to get in the shower now" and the time I actually get in the shower is always 40-90 minutes somehow. Can someone explain this? A time scientist?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 07/01/2025
Agreed
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 04/01/2025
You might want
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 04/01/2025
I'll allow it
My word is "mojo"
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
🎶 If you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood Because you're so
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
Peanut butter and Superman, both American as apple pie.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
Aww! I like picturing child Jon watching crystals grow around a castle. I had to look this up because I didn't know of Superman Peanut Butter. The marketing says "At last, a peanut butter you can look up to." 🦸‍♂️
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Superman Peanut Butter
Superman Peanut Butter was a brand of peanut butter that was sold in stores sometime around 1981, which was at the time Superfriends was in their sixth season on ABC. The brand included crunchy (or kr...
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
Supposed to give it seven days, so I have a little weird growing thing to observe in my home for the next week. Kind of like a pet rock maybe.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 17/12/2024
I want to _earn_ my followers with my own flavor of warmth and weirdness
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
One good thing about today was learning that, despite living in the quagmire of violence we call America, I was not the only one who assumed the Cybertruck in front of the Trump hotel just spontaneously combusted. Took hours and a nap for it to occur to me that it could have been an intentional act.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me 🎶
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 02/01/2025
And now, we wait
A large wide mouth glass jar, without a lid, sitting on my kitchen counter. It's filled with a clear but cloudy liquid, and there's a white dome shaped "seed stone" resting on the bottom, as well as some white powder that didn't fully dissolve in the liquid. Looks a bit like snow. Behind the jar, out of focus, you can see some of the rest of my kitchen.
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SkeletonYenta @mexicanyenta.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year! May this video bless your entire year with silliness and mad skillz. Remember, the rule is that you have to watch this any and every time it comes across your timeline! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 01/01/2025
Unfortunately there are always more passwords
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 31/12/2024
Sarah Marshall said "People who have good personalities in their 30s, often have at least annoying personalities in their early 20s." and I actually yelped in pain because she didn't have to come at me that hard
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If there weren't such a widespread culture among new arrivals of automatic followback and follow farming, those "bots" would not exist. (The scammers would, because they're eternal, but they wouldn't be so prominent.)
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 29/12/2024
How many boyfriends does a gal need to reliably have company on any given Saturday night? 6-7?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 26/12/2024
Is this what I would have asked Santa for? No. Will I be growing some crystals soon? Of course.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 26/12/2024
We're in that liminal space
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 26/12/2024
Santa surprised me, a 41 year old woman, with my one and only Christmas gift this year. Santa's also the only one who includes my middle name when addressing mail to me, aside from my folks.
Resting on my kitchen counter, a still-in-box National Geographic Glow-in-the-Dark Jumbo Crystal Growing Lab, with a bright illustration of a glowing green crystal on the front. The background is purple and it's surrounded by purple crystals.An Amazon gift note atop the same box that reads: "A gift for you. Just a little magic. From Much Love, Santa"
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 25/12/2024
States don't vote. Voters are people and many of the voters in these "red" states, myself included, voted for Harris. The smugness coming from people in these comments shows an incredible lack of empathy and is not the flex you think it is.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If you are going to clutch your fucking pearls at my native fucking dialect's fucking linguistic fucking intensifier, fuck the fuck on off until you can't fuck any further, then dig deep for an extra helping of personal fucking grit and fuck the fuck on off a little fucking more.
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 24/12/2024
This bit is just objectively true. "Karl is by far the best character in this ridiculous movie, because he barely speaks and has no personality other than damnnnnn."
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An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
Dear Sarah, What—and I cannot stress this enough—dafuq? That could be the whole letter, as it really captures the essence of the white-hot, slightl...
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 24/12/2024
*taps the sign*
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
bad news, ladies! the world decided it hates the souvenirs that joy leaves on your face and now YOU 🫵 have to feel bad about it
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 22/12/2024
I will never not think of this now
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 21/12/2024
A bop for winter solstice
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The True Meaning Of The Season // Jazz Emu
YouTube video by Jazz Emu
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 21/12/2024
Too real, every time I think my brain and I are finally past this
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 21/12/2024
This is what a true friend does
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 20/12/2024
That's what I'm going for, improving the world my little sphere of influence. I'm not the most popular, but they've kept me for over a decade and I'm proud of our output. Saying no works. 😄
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 20/12/2024
This is my role on my team. Often by the time an idea gets to me I can tell there's been a meeting where they said to each other "Jenna's gonna hate this and tell us why we can't do it."
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 19/12/2024
My people!
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 27/11/2024
What's not to get? This year, Mondays feel like Thursdays, Tuesdays feel like Wednesdays, Wednesdays feel like Tuesdays, Thursdays feel like Fridays, and Fridays feel either like Mondays or like their own detached new kind of day. Does everyone not now experience reality this way?
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Jenna Tollerson @jennatollerson.com · 19/12/2024
Bought it as a terrible gift to myself
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