Reposted by jemsuChelsea Parlett @chelseaparlett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me when all my models assume paid marketing ROI >= 0 but I purposefully avoid brands whose ads really annoy mestatic.klipy.comShrek ReactionALT: Shrek Reaction 4201
Reposted by jemsuCharlie Gao @shikokuchuo.net · 20hTokyoR enjoyed the world premiere of mizu today, and Mizu-chan stole the show: lock-free shared-memory parallelism for R, plus a Python binding on the same C core. Repos are open but pre-release, and the API will change. Feedback welcome on GitHub. github.com/shikokuchuo/... #RStats #Tidyverse 2175
jemsu @jemu.name · 02/10/2026fwiw, nowadays I would also reach for a quarto->typst solution I guess. 000
Reposted by jemsuDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 20199702452
Reposted by jemsuNathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not the least bit surprising but still extremely grim to read. time.com/article/2026... 18584158
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/09/2026github.com/mlr-org/mlr3... These are built with the cheatdown package in Rmd.github.comGitHub - mlr-org/mlr3cheatsheets: Cheat Sheets for mlr3 and FriendsCheat Sheets for mlr3 and Friends. Contribute to mlr-org/mlr3cheatsheets development by creating an account on GitHub. 121
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/09/2026The weird thing about growing up on "twitter is for shitposting and dog photos"-internet is that you still don't use your real name prominently a decade later but then you become an academic and the nice journal folks can't tag you in your publication. Anyway: I did a science! It was fun 😌 #rstats 010
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/09/2026For context: I used batchtools for every main project in my dissertation and for most of the sidequest projects on a total of 4 HPC clusters and at least 4 shared workstations. I started doing issue triage because now that I don't have to write a thesis anymore I can just... do that. #rstats 000
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/09/2026Started doing a bit of housekeeping on #batchtools, a pkg you might remember from that time you submitted a trillion Slurm jobs to a cluster and making the admin cry. Also found out none other than @masalmon.eu reviewed the JOSS paper! Small world. github.com/openjournals...github.com[REVIEW]: batchtools: Tools for R to work on batch systems · Issue #135 · openjournals/joss-reviewsSubmitting author: @mllg (Michel Lang) Repository: https://github.com/mllg/batchtools Version: v0.9.2 Editor: @arfon Reviewer: @masalmon Archive: 10.5281/zenodo.293835 Status Status badge code: HTM... 100
Reposted by jemsuHenrik Bengtsson @henrikbengtsson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Heads up. Don't submit to CRAN right now. The CRAN submission system is currently broken, because Windows checks won't complete. If you submit your package will end up in the manual "inspection" queue. You'll see the same on win-builder R devel and R 4.6.1. The R 4.5.3 still works. #RStats 0117
Reposted by jemsusebffischer.bsky.social @sebffischer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yesterday, we released a new version of anvl: github.com/r-xla/anvl. You can use it to implement numerical algorithms in R and run it on CPU and GPU. The R Code is compiled, so you do not have interpreter overhead, and it also allows you to automatically compute gradients #rstatsgithub.comGitHub - r-xla/anvl: Accelerated array computing and code transformations for RAccelerated array computing and code transformations for R - r-xla/anvl 083
Reposted by jemsuFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026It is no coincidence that rationalists and EAs tend to be straight white guys from well-off families, because for everybody else, the world usually conspires to knock some sense into you about your inherent god-emperor genius by the time you’re old enough to drink. 271920221
Reposted by jemsuFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026the Eliezer Yudkowsky superhero origin story is truly so intensely dorky as to defy all attempts at parody. you could not waterboard any of this out of me web.archive.org/web/20010309... 561232116
Reposted by jemsuIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189113970
Reposted by jemsuIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that 332403418
jemsu @jemu.name · 24/09/2026I’m helping colleagues with DB access stuff via #Positron in both #rstats and Python. In R I can point them to the keyring pkg to store their DB pw and user so they don’t hardcode credentials in scripts, there surely is a comparable solution in Pytjon, right? Want to avoid interactive prompts. 010
Reposted by jemsuheiseonline @heise.de · 23/09/2026Dawarich ist eine private Alternative zum Google Standortverlauf. Mit eigener App lassen sich die Geodaten nun komfortabel am Smartphone erheben und einsehen. #Datenschutzheise.deheise+ | Dawarich: Open-Source-Alternative zum Google StandortverlaufDawarich ist eine private Alternative zum Google Standortverlauf. Mit eigener App lassen sich die Geodaten nun komfortabel am Smartphone erheben und einsehen. 1153
Reposted by jemsuKatharina Nocun @kattascha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sellner ist schon voll dabei & bezeichnet die Ergebnisse in Berlin als „ethnische Wahl“ (weil viele Menschen mit Migrationshintergrund Linke gewählt hätten). Ergo: Berlin sei quasi verlorenes Terrain. Der AfD blieben nur noch wenige Jahre, sonst wäre DE verloren, daher fix „Remigration“, usw.. 21888284
Reposted by jemsuRebecca Sear @rebeccasear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Survey of German academics finds restrictions on academic freedom are rare and not associated with academic position, discipline or gender, but expectations of restrictions are higher among precarious academics. Hope this paper gets attention, as it does not confirm media stereotypes of academia 16623
jemsu @jemu.name · 20/09/2026In case anyone was wondering: yes, the AirPods 5 fit in the case of the AirPods 4, but the case then makes a bloop and lets you know there’s a mismatch. Same the other way around with the 4’s in the 5 case. 001
Reposted by jemsuMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297697666
Reposted by jemsubrasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Anthropic's models run on terabytes of VRAM. It's not going to "just copy itself to other computers." 1592654396
Reposted by jemsualexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true 232141523
Reposted by jemsuJill "Bury a Friend" Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What I like about the EW article is that it doesn't let her rep's lie stand, it lists several items to the contrary. More outlets could take a lesson from that. 41113284
Reposted by jemsuSaloni @scientificdiscovery.dev · 05/09/2026This is interesting. You get assigned to being born at a random place and time in history, to see what a typical person's life might have been like then. Unfortunately I was born in 1403 in the valley of Mexico and died at age 4 from dysentery.anyhumanever.comAny Human EverOne life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived. 54547189
Reposted by jemsutinybaby @tiny.baby · 05/09/2026just said "1password and the shopify nazi gave $12m to DHH for his fake linux distro" which sounds like a made up jargon sentence from 30 rock 1171060
Reposted by jemsuZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Remember making fun of Boomers and thinking the future would be more media savvy, and now the news comes from TikTok reaction videos. 51288
Reposted by jemsuPaul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 31/08/2026THIS is the concept conveyed by the upside down smilie. LOLP. Now we have a nice concise word for it. 06623
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/08/2026Its 3am now and for weird electrical work reasons I guess turning off electricity in the kitchen also killed the bathroom, and I won’t have hot water until I turn that back on again. I would have preferred just going to bed earlier and… not dealing with all this. 010
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/08/2026Based on my kitchen‘s water damage from the leaking ceiling I luckily discovered at 1:30am with my upstairs neighbor not answering the door and me calling the fire department: people, please check you turned off your taps. Sincerely, approximately 8 liters of water in my only bucket. 100
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/08/2026Most of my Time Machine backups are broken now and I need to clear the one target drive. Last episode of @atp.fm talked about how APFS is bad at millions of small files or so - this appears to be one of the consequences? TM essentially got stuck enumerating files, producing incomplete backups 010
jemsu @jemu.name · 30/08/2026PSA if you use #WhatsApp on macOS: Check the size of your ~/Library/Group Containers/group.net.whatsapp.WhatsApp.shared Mine is well over 200GB and has a huge number of small files which most likely is the root cause for why my Time Machine backups have been stalling and not completing for days. 100
Reposted by jemsuMatt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution 694119858
Reposted by jemsuheiseonline @heise.de · 27/08/2026Nvidia hat laut einem Bericht die zentrale KI-Plattform Hugging Face übernommen und könnte damit seinen Einfluss auf das Ökosystem offener KI-Modelle ausbauen. #Künstliche Intelligenzheise.deBericht: Nvidia übernimmt Hugging Face für 12,9 Milliarden DollarNvidia hat laut einem Bericht die zentrale KI-Plattform Hugging Face übernommen und könnte damit seinen Einfluss auf das Ökosystem offener KI-Modelle ausbauen. 1143
jemsu @jemu.name · 25/08/2026Looking at the Zotero 10.0 release notes, and when I read --- Reading Mode for PDFs - View PDFs as clean, reflowable text with adjustable font, size, and line spacing — no headers, footers, or multi-column layouts --- I was amazed at how far we have come in our journey to make PDFs more like HTML 000
Reposted by jemsuDrew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 156200268537
Reposted by jemsuGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 23/08/2026And an excellent chance to learn my personal favourite Australian idiom "he's not here to fuck spiders" 315041
Reposted by jemsuHenrik Bengtsson @henrikbengtsson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Ever run a data analysis for hours only to find it ran out of memory? Then lost hours to troubleshooting & retries? Wastes both your time and compute (GPU & RAM prices are skyrocketing). The Futureverse Resource Specification Project aims to lower such waste. 🧵 #RStats #parallel 3254
Reposted by jemsuHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/08/2026Bet you didn't imagine the Well Actually Humorless Killjoy would be one of the first Bluesky jobs lost to A.I. 432871659
Reposted by jemsualexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026stop 273132638