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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 2h
Look at these orange assholes cosplaying as humans
Sholeh and lillebror
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 3h
"British Writer RPF - this is a relatively broad category. As the nominated characters are all in the right time period, we would like to merge it with 19th Century CE RPF (also quite broad)" The yuletide mods are SO ANGRY about RPF
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 3h
OH IT'S ONLY MY WORST NIGHTMARE
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 3h
Got a bad grade in psychiatry. :( Gotta start the lamp and vitamin D and see where I'm at in 3 weeks. I don't know WHY people won't just put me back on progesterone. Maybe I should start surrogating and just stay pregnant for the next four years until the province cuts me off.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 5h
The city being like “people lose 1300$ a year to food waste” and their tips are “freeze things you won’t eat in a few days“ and “put carrots in things.” I lose a lot more money on rampant grocery inflation than food waste, personally.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 5h
This quiz sees me.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 5h
Should I stick with my original plan of emailing everybody in the property management company to find somebody who can punish Pam or should I just jump straight to telling her that the sink is leaking and see if that finally lights a fucking fire under her ass?
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 12h
Moosie snorted and slurped for half an hour but fell back asleep. Unfortunately now I am awake. She is consistently sleeping from around 9-3 and I’m scared to look at it too closely in case she stops. I love how much sleep we’re getting.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 15h
Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
Screenshot of Merriam Webster etymology note for cockamamie: 
By the look and sound of it, cockamamie (also spelled "cockamamy") could have something to do with a rooster and the outrageous sound it makes. But in fact, cockamamie is believed to be an altered form of the term decalcomania, which refers to the process, invented in the mid-19th century, of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. (The word referring to the picture or design itself, decal, is a shortening of decalcomania.) The word decalcomania comes from French, with décalcomanie combining the verb décalquer, meaning "to trace" or "to transfer by tracing," and -manie, meaning "-mania." Starting in the 1930s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called decals or—in children's slang—cockamamies. Those familiar with today's temporary tattoos will understand quickly that these were regarded by many as silly novelties, lending the word cockamamie the necessary leeway for application to anything ridiculous.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 19h
I was lying on the floor with Moosie for tummy time when thought I saw a bottle under the couch. We aren’t missing one, but I had Perry fish it out and the reason we aren’t missing one is because it was so old it was from before we switched nipples at 2 weeks old. 😱 Very bad.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 22h
I wish I loved anything as much as Moosie loves her ikea mobile
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's see if this baby moose will sleep long enough to let me make my breakfast cookies (can't complain either way, she slept for 90 minutes in her bassinet earlier so I went to bed with my audiobook)
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Work friend is coming over but Moosie just fell asleep and tbh I would rather go upstairs for a nap. My anxiety is so fucking bad lately (coffee. Gotta go off the coffee).
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 30/09/2026
EVERY CHILD MATTERS. Today, on National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, we honour Residential School survivors and reflect on the lasting impact of the Residential School System. Find resources and learn more on the third slide.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/09/2026
He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little brother isn’t the one you’d expect to show any loyalty but I left the door to the guest room open and he’s the only one who didn’t defect to sleep in there (not that I’m complaining, three pets on the bed is a lot)
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Both kitties got a good grade in cat.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Weigh me again, bitch!”
Lillebror
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moosie is terrified of the horse lips noise. We’ll be having such a nice time making faces and noises at each other, but if you bust that one out? Meltdown.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I have to go back to not drinking coffee. :(
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moosie will NOT sleep in her travel bassinet. She will sleep: on me, in her proper bassinet upstairs, on the co-sleep bed, in her corner of the couch. So I either have to leave her on the couch or on a different floor if I want to get things done.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, shit.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People in the replies still trying to fight with the dictionary
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 29/09/2026
I love this. (and the people following the #linguistics tag need to see it too)
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Service Ontario sent me a letter reminding me to register Moosie‘s birth, but I…did? I also paid a fee even though this letter says that there is no fee to do it within a month. This could explain why I never received my child benefit or her birth certificate I suppose. ugggghhhh. Phone calls.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need a babysitter
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nunu jumped up onto the table RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, stole a piece of the turkey I had sitting out waiting on my bread to toast, and then growled at lillebror and the dog when they tried to take it from her.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay we survived and it was fine. She’s too young for this one really but everyone was super nice. I did end up giving the facilitator my coworker’s email to see about setting up a group like the one I was teaching across town.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One hour til I have to leave for the baby playgroup. I don’t know why I’m so scared about this. If it is too busy or scary I can simply: leave. The health visitor said so.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nunu was fucking around on the nightstand by the baby bassinet at 4 am so I moved her. Then LILLEBROR jumped up there and then HID behind the bassinet so I couldn’t remove him. This morning, he has been full of demons such as “monorail along the couch” and “shred all the toilet paper.”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The pharmacist says giving the reflux medicine to Moosie in her milk might put her off her milk. CPS, CFP, and RCH all say that PPIs aren’t appropriate for babies who don’t have actual GERD (poor weight gain, etc). Debating whether to meet with her paediatrician to discuss weaning or just do it.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh fuck I put taking Moosie to the EarlyON on the schedule for tomorrow. The FRAID is gonna upgrade into a PANIK
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m good at pizza
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STILL FRAID if anybody was wondering. Wish this anxiety disorder would go awayyyyyyy again.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCKING NUNU she decided she could just vault to the top of the water heater WITHOUT the table to get into the furnace. And lillebror went one (1) day with the new litter shitting in the box before he went back to the litter mat. Two cats free to literally any home.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@linneaharts.bsky.social new Viking discoveries! archaeologymag.com/2026/06/viki...
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1,000-year-old Viking textile production center uncovered near Aarhus in Denmark | Archaeology News Online Magazine
Archaeologists uncovered a 1,000-year-old Viking textile production center near Aarhus, revealing large-scale cloth making and trade.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FRAID.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put Moosie down awake because she wouldn’t stop smiling and waking up while I held her and really hoping this works out for me.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moosie is asleep but I had a nap and afternoon coffee so fuck me
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The French know what to do with a vegetable. Made the second and probably last ratatouille of the farm share season and it fucking slaps with some homemade quick focaccia.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s timtam slam season
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know why I’m so self conscious firing up the grill on a Saturday morning???? I’m a legitimate dad!!!! I mean, I’m not having the best of luck getting my coals going but it’s the first time.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sholeh would post exclusively selfies and get depressed if she didn't get enough likes Nunu would repost scam accounts about mousie pyramid schemes Lillebror would constantly complain to the internet about the food bowl being empty (because we all know complaining on the internet works)
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh boy it's nomination queries season. What new depths of unhinged behaviour will yuletide mods exhibit this year!
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have my first postpartum blemish. Handling it about as well as you would expect (total meltdown).
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally found a video tutorial and got Moosie into the lillebaby carrier we were gifted. She hates it which is unfortunate because it’s the only one I’ve managed to make work. I wish we could figure out the fucking ring sling.
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Paul Gross arms revival \o/ @seascribble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perry got me a grill for an early birthday present. Steak for dinner. I gotta focus. I’m shifting into dad mode.
static.klipy.com
Seinfeld: I'm Shifting Into Soup Mode
ALT: Seinfeld: I'm Shifting Into Soup Mode
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