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Jeff Terando

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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If this was an account like the “user was blocked for” I’d follow immediately
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Giants suck 🫡💙
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels like not redacting the name of the person threatening to “dox” you is the appropriate level of nice.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surely the temperature in the tent will have no ill effects on this!
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wouldn’t commit a felony for one of those bags, but I’d consider a misdemeanor
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They need to serve this thing to me sliced like pizza, then we’re talking
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s the greatest song every writen and why is it The Rat?
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 2006 loss was by far the saddest a sporting event has ever made me. 2nd place isn’t particularly close.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi. It’s me. The 10 year old who watched Stan Humphries lead the Chargers the the Super Bowl and decided “this is the team that will decide my happiness each fall. Surely this is a good decision.”
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bought my first Buzzball today (well, 2 actually, they were were BOGO) was $2 away from getting to use a $20 off coupon and they were by the register. I’m sure you’ll be happy to know immediately thought of you.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goddamn, that description could be about so many things currently
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know it shouldn’t require having a daughter to hate DeShaun Watson, but I still need to ask, don’t any of these motherfuckers have daughters?
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s worth it, they’re excellent.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever hated, as human beings, both QBs in a football game more than this. Lots of fun
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will Smith deserves The Hague for the fact I can’t hear this song without my brain firing up his crap version
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do they have these for other states, or just Utah currently?
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The coolest thing we did in Copenhagen was walking down the street look over and go “what the hell is that?” Then proceed to spend 4 hours there on a whim
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess there’s a note to be made if you think they called a terrible play, but yea, it doesn’t negate whether the idea of going for it was sound or not.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That hit and the celebration after prove that everyone who ever played for, or even went to USC are bad people. What? I don’t see why asking what school I root for is pertinent to this conversation!
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The more I hear about “rationalism” more convinced I become they just stole the joke from Parks and Rec where the cult is called The Reasonablists because they figured that name would make them hard to argue with.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sooooo this is answering some questions I had a few weeks again when I finally watched Spielberg’s West Side Story and I thought “isn’t there supposed to be a “problem like Maria song at some point?” …musical theater is my passion
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know it’s got the juice because when Harry Lloyd showed up in Slow Horses this season my Brain went “oh shit! He was great in Counterpart!” before remembering about 5 minutes later “oh yea, he was in GoT too”
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Action Cookbook’s Batsignal?
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💩- Chargers (I hate it here)
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“The Mets are the only thing keeping me sane” is some real bizzaro world shit 🤣
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know who Taylor Lorenz is and you sons of bitches can’t make me learn. I refuse.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really didn’t know how good I had it back when the first show my kids got into was Dinosaur Train
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come on man, that’s a way too normal way to spell that name.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t know if there’s any line from a movie I only kind of line that I’ve said more in my life.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A lot of it has to be how much less people listen to the radio or watch music videos where someone says “here is this song by this person!” And then plays it, vs just hearing the song with no context
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s high on the list of “oh that’s who sung that?!” When I finally get a name matched with a song I’ve accidentally heard dozens of times.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thought this was a menu screen from a Sega CD game for a second.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’d give him a week for that.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is literally how I wrote papers to pass my English classes (without out AI obviously, just loosely linking possible sources to what I wrote). Why did I do this? Because I’m an accountant and really don’t like writing! Seems bad for someone who’s job is writing.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eric Clapton just sat bolt upright but he doesn’t know why yet
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I got married I moved home to Orange County after 13 years in San Francisco. First weekend back in OC we see Mike Ness at the farmers market. I don’t think you officially live here until you think “that dude looks like Mike Ness. Wait, that is Mike Ness”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m starting to think this Charlie Mason character wasn’t quite the genius he presented himself as
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bluesky needs a button that likes the post, but also acknowledges I’m shaking my head and kind of making a face.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In 2006 i was 22 years old and dumb as hell, even then I knew to just write off anyone who took Loose Change seriously. It was a real time saver.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn. I was hoping I was Built Different.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For contrast, have you gone from the west coast to Europe (8-10 hour difference depending on where in Europe) and did it mess you up either way? I only have that experience and I’m trying to compare.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I remember at some point in school learning about the gas crisis and seeing a graph of gas prices that plateaued at $.99 for a while and being told that was because the old gas pumps only had cents, so that was the max they could charge till they got new ones. So proud to see the 2.0 version.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every now and then I’m reminded that I need to keep a screen shot of that “that person has a fetish for getting yelled at, I’m not falling for that” tweet. This is one of those times.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What I think says even more than his terrible swing (some of us are not athletes) is the fact that he knows so little about baseball he looked at that video and said “yep, that’s how that’s suppose to look! Put it on the internet!”
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wepons grade tear jerker when it wants to be.
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