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Jeff Terando

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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FTFY
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Text I received from my best friend who works in insurance about an hour ago. This is how he learned of it
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was misremembering this Parks and Rec character as Doug instead of Ned. Very disappointing.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me, sending this game to my buddy for the first time today
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Look, this person is obviously a Serious Critical Thinker, you should give their opinions the weight they deserve.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Close cousin of this
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
One of these days I’ll see one of these thumbnails and not think of this, but today is not that day.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The dodgers front office has bought themselves 5-7 years of goodwill with me personally, but as soon as that wears off…
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yikes. That’s strong stuff
Picture of a very strong Ratio
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh yea, that reminds me. Here is best as I can figure it, $100 for every hour Chip Kelly spent recruiting his last two years at UCLA (plus fees). Fuck that guy.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Did you know the UCLA Bruins are national champs after beating South Carolina by 79-51? Plus an extra $100 (and fees) for good measure
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As an accountant in socal I was browsing job postings and saw a well paying one for something I’d never heard of at the time called “Anduril”. About 30 seconds on Google provided this jump scare and I declined to fill out that application.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I GET IT??
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
quote with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Canada:
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Benny. Ben, Benny Buffaldora, Benny The Boof, Boof, leave it! LEAVE IT!! DROP IT!!!
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Thought this tasted fine
Brilliant dog eating soap
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Homer speaking more coherently than the president
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Don’t forget Max
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Time to check who fucked up
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Welp. Time to google “Chotiner” again and see who fucked up
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
These guys?
Glam Pantera
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Needed the alt text
Five pieces of shit
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I mean no… but kinda yea.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Me checking the Wikipedia for the novel… well played Mr. King
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I feel so free
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Eventually, I learned this is in fact NOT the final line of Little Women
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Tolerates: Plastic Dinosaurs Will die trying to save the family from its evil: The Vacuum
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Benny had some thoughts on the intro song.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Turns out I’ve been preparing for this since our second kid was born and I didn’t even know it.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social What I can only assume is a $1 per minute Chip spent recruiting the last few years before skipping town.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Rue was not a fan
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
We tried different options for 5 days to try and find something our border collie would hate less than the cone, but he was so smart he just kept finding ways to lick his stitches despite these impediments. In the end only the only school cone of shame worked.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Think this place closed after 2 months.
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Taken this morning!
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Saw this one right after Elon started his $8 a month blue check on twitter
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If you like ears I humbly submit our dear departed half border collie half lab Rue Bear
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I went to Capri for a day with some friends that gave more money than me. Hung out at their hotel and took this photo. Ryan, this could be your whole life.
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