Reposted by JeffFeodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BREAKING: Los Angeles being forced to suffer through record breaking triple digit temperatures in October this weekend clear sign that even God doesn’t want Paramount Warner Brothers merger going through. 422661347
Reposted by Jeffmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art. 202324372
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not much to add to the Iced Coffee at Job Interview Discourse, but the last thing I would want to add to a stressful situation is a potential IBS trigger lmao 031
Reposted by Jefflaura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there 1030571236
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i love Chicago's skyline but there's something so freaky about seeing those mirage/fata morgana pics of the city across Lake Michigan. it just looks so wrong... hate the distortion and how unnatural it looks. same vibes as the Mandela Catalogue w/ all the distorted faces 100
Reposted by JeffCatsukun - SHOP OPEN @catsukun.bsky.social · 13/07/2024Ps2 survival horror girlies 6900348
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026just spent 4 hours in Thrift Heaven. scooped up some flannel (ofc) and a few other gems. let's hope it can all fit in my carry-on later lmao 000
Reposted by JeffXan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces 3631571338
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026travel really does make you feel like the grass is greener on the other side b/c you aren't constrained in the same way w/ work, routines, etc. and yet... I feel like I do need a bigger change in my life towards something different 100
Reposted by JeffXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119863383
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026already getting compliments on my new Portland hat. I might as well be a local! 100
Reposted by JeffBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential 62143854040
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026metroid ravenous might push me over the edge to scoop up a switch 2. that trailer fckn sold me! 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i doubted my choice to bring a separate keyboard on this trip but it's already paying dividends (unlike my disastrous decision to only bring one pair of "night shorts" - it's so warm here!) 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's so interesting seeing families that appear very cohesive, with parents that are dialed into their children's lives. haha it's gotta make you wonder! 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026last two times I've flown up to the PNW, it's been perfectly sunny w/o a single cloud in the sky haha. I wore too many layers 001
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026y'know flying isn't so bad after all (no panic attacks or ear pain!) 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ofc i have a vivid dream about work and a Judge Judy murder case (???) on a national holiday. wtf are brains 001
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026so if i wear jeans in portland, can i say i'm visiting "jortland"? 000
Reposted by Jeffspooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i wanna play again. for HER. 293974579
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026newest summoning salt vid, wow. maybe his best (which is very high praise). www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJC...youtube.comThe Tournament That Changed Tetris ForeverYouTube video by Summoning Salt 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026it's always funny to know with 99.999999% certainty that I'm the only human being on earth listening to a specific song at a given time (random menu music from a GBA game on loop) 120
Reposted by Jeff「 ✦ Jd🎃g ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good morning everyone!static.klipy.comMetroid Dread Samus Aran by Bryan HeemskerkALT: Metroid Dread Samus Aran by Bryan Heemskerk 62393290
Reposted by JeffVera Kober Art @vera-kober-art.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My painting of a rose 261028107
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026back on my bullshit (binge watching mechanical keyboard reviews way past my bedtime) 010
Reposted by Jeffrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD 222473297
Reposted by Jeffmari 💐 @floralmenace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm gonna open up another round of critters at the end of the month! There will be some new options this time, so keep an eye out 👀 03015
Reposted by JeffKyrie Fishingway ➡️ FFXIVファンフェス2026 in TOKYO @fishingway.bsky.social · 07/06/2025LMAO MATSUNO KNOWS ABOUT THE FAKE FFT QUOTES 4519221
Reposted by JeffAraInfo @arainfo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026⚫ El eclipse solar sobre Zaragoza, en imágenes. La silueta de la basílica del Pilar y el Ebro dejaron algunas de las estampas más espectaculares de la tarde. 🔗 arainfo.org/todos-los-de... 📸 Fotos: Ayuntamiento de Zaragoza 1942981714
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026cafe I'm at is playing a hardcore techno remix of Tom's Diner and I'm here for it lmao 100
Reposted by JeffSara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Chicago Pope Hat giveaway night is the greatest giveaway night in the history of American sports. 21695145
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my joke did not land w/ the trader joe's cashier. it's never been more over for your boy. 100
Reposted by JeffCassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026how I communicate with you all 01153423
Reposted by JeffAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/08/2026Soon, there won’t be any safe food left. 80276152641
Reposted by JeffTyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback 294362965
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026looking back at my old concert vids from the late aughts and laughing at how bad the quality was w/ old point-n'-shoot cameras literally blown out sound or muffled from accidentally covering the mic. not to mention the 240p ass vid quality. hilariously bad, but still proof that "I Was There." 000
