Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026she popped out of a store right as I was walking by, but we made that kinda eye contact where it's like "oh hey, do I know you?" and the other person's has a knowing smirk like "yes, you recognize me" lol 000
Reposted by JeffFeodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BREAKING: Los Angeles being forced to suffer through record breaking triple digit temperatures in October this weekend clear sign that even God doesn’t want Paramount Warner Brothers merger going through. 422661347
Reposted by Jeffmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art. 202325373
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not much to add to the Iced Coffee at Job Interview Discourse, but the last thing I would want to add to a stressful situation is a potential IBS trigger lmao 031
Reposted by Jefflaura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there 1030571236
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026like idk this freaks me out man, just seeing the stretched out visages of the tallest skyscrapers jutting out of the inky abyss of the lake, as if already half-submerged. 100
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i love Chicago's skyline but there's something so freaky about seeing those mirage/fata morgana pics of the city across Lake Michigan. it just looks so wrong... hate the distortion and how unnatural it looks. same vibes as the Mandela Catalogue w/ all the distorted faces 100
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026usually after a week in a spot, i'm ready to move on or go back home. but here, i wish i had at least a few more days. that hasn't been the case in the various trips i've done in the past few years. that signifies something! 000
Reposted by JeffCatsukun - SHOP OPEN @catsukun.bsky.social · 13/07/2024Ps2 survival horror girlies 6899348
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026just spent 4 hours in Thrift Heaven. scooped up some flannel (ofc) and a few other gems. let's hope it can all fit in my carry-on later lmao 000
Reposted by JeffXan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces 3631571338
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026but I also feel that my edges have been smoothed down and I've become complacent. idk how much time I'll get on this earth and I wanna "lifemaxx" while I still can. gotta channel the optimism of this trip into something new and exciting. 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026right now I have "bronze handcuffs" bc my current gig pays just enough to make ends meet and has been stable (almost 5 years) + the risk of searching for work in this economy is way greater rn (especially in my "industry") 100
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026travel really does make you feel like the grass is greener on the other side b/c you aren't constrained in the same way w/ work, routines, etc. and yet... I feel like I do need a bigger change in my life towards something different 100
Reposted by JeffXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119873383
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just had the best slice of pie in my life. Totally moving here now lmao 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026[twirling my hair] oh to live in a hip Portland neighborhood and ride my bike to work 100
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026already getting compliments on my new Portland hat. I might as well be a local! 100
Reposted by JeffBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential 62143854040
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026metroid ravenous might push me over the edge to scoop up a switch 2. that trailer fckn sold me! 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i doubted my choice to bring a separate keyboard on this trip but it's already paying dividends (unlike my disastrous decision to only bring one pair of "night shorts" - it's so warm here!) 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's so interesting seeing families that appear very cohesive, with parents that are dialed into their children's lives. haha it's gotta make you wonder! 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026last two times I've flown up to the PNW, it's been perfectly sunny w/o a single cloud in the sky haha. I wore too many layers 001
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026y'know flying isn't so bad after all (no panic attacks or ear pain!) 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ofc i have a vivid dream about work and a Judge Judy murder case (???) on a national holiday. wtf are brains 001
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026so if i wear jeans in portland, can i say i'm visiting "jortland"? 000
Reposted by Jeffspooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i wanna play again. for HER. 293973579
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026never played but gave this one a listen. I can see why you like it! that Sunsoft chiptune magic!! Blaster Master is in my top 10 NES osts, I think. 110
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026newest summoning salt vid, wow. maybe his best (which is very high praise). www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJC...youtube.comThe Tournament That Changed Tetris ForeverYouTube video by Summoning Salt 000
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026it's always funny to know with 99.999999% certainty that I'm the only human being on earth listening to a specific song at a given time (random menu music from a GBA game on loop) 120
Reposted by Jeff「 ✦ Jd🎃g ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good morning everyone!static.klipy.comMetroid Dread Samus Aran by Bryan HeemskerkALT: Metroid Dread Samus Aran by Bryan Heemskerk 62393290
Reposted by JeffVera Kober Art @vera-kober-art.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My painting of a rose 261029107
Jeff @jeffphyrus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026back on my bullshit (binge watching mechanical keyboard reviews way past my bedtime) 010
Reposted by Jeffrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD 212473297
