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Gracques Cousteau

@jeffdwyer.bsky.social
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Longtime Chicagoan. Eternal St. Louisan. Filmmaker / editor. Sometimes hockey player. Fan of baseball caps and your dog. Girl Dad x2.

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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Hank Hill Shaking WD-40
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
3 year old (from the other room): More of what’s in my mouth Me: What’s that? 3 year old: I NEED MORE OF WHAT’S IN MY MOUTH
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Flight of the Navigator happens to be from ‘86 but it’s basically my choice no matter the year.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Paul Verhoeven-ass reality.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Drop a gif you can hear
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two cartoon characters are sitting on a couch one is wearing a ac dc shirt and the other is wearing a metallica shirt
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You can’t fix this
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The Italian figure skaters are doing their exhibition skate to Nessun dorma and I just keep thinking of the assassination montage from Sum of All Fears
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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Tonight on Bari Weiss’s CBS News: Examining the differences between pedophiles and ephebophiles and why it matters to you.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
All I can think about is her poor kid. It’s all so awful.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
James Bond Will Return will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 23/12/2025
remember when the president tweeted ai video of himself dumping diarrhea on the biggest city in the country?
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Pair these AI prompts with Eggo Waffles to get the most out of your breakfast
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/09/2025
"Israel’s policies and actions in Gaza meet the legal definition of genocide in Article II of the United Nations Convention for the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide (1948)". Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, genocide scholars' association says - www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, scholars' association says
The world's leading genocide scholars' association has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president said on Monday.
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xarph @xar.ph · 21/08/2025
Gift link so everyone can enjoy the most cathartic obituary since hunter s thompson wrote nixon's defector.com/james-dobson...
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James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
“I don’t use AI for work but I do find it useful for telling me when to breathe in and when to breathe out,” is what a lot of people sound like.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
More than four out of five Americans, 83%, said they were concerned about the cost of groceries, with 46% saying they were very concerned. Some 47% said they were worried about being able to pay their rent or mortgage, 64% said they were worried about affording an unexpected medical expense.
About 48% said they believed they would have trouble affording an unexpected $500 bill without borrowing. One in four said it would be "very difficult"
A quarter of those surveyed said they spent at least three hours a day worrying about their finances and ability to afford basic necessities. Another 25% of respondents said they or someone in their household had skipped meals in the past year in order to make ends meet, and 26% said they had fallen behind on their monthly bills over the past year.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The fast and the furious as all 10 movies in the NYT ranking lol jokes but not really?
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Mood youtu.be/pde8zx87tX0?...
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They Finally Did It. . .
YouTube video by Specimen Je
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Convinced more and more everyday that were living in this reality
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
New: Not only would Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” ban gender-affirming care via Medicaid, it would ban insurance under the Obamacare exchanges from covering it as an essential health benefit www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump’s ‘One, big, beautiful bill’ would transgender care on Medicaid and Obamacare
‘It's one more example of health care that they're trying to rip away,’ Rep. Sarah McBride, the first openly transgender member of Congress, tells The Independent
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~Harig~ @harig.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
There's a special place in hell for GEO Group, the inventors of the baby prison bus...
A prison transport bus with baby car seats as every seat.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Vile, subhuman behavior
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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a man with glasses and a suit says lord it 's a miracle
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
White smoke? What about green smoke?
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Anytime someone defends LLM's, they sound like they're defending a self-driving car that runs over every child it sees. Like hey, that's neat that it can be useful once in a while, but the part where it also hurts a spectacular amount of people has me pretty convinced it's a net negative on society.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Jesus is risen in 4K HDR
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 07/04/2025
This guy is the fucking enemy. Every word out of his mouth is dishonest grift. Fuck him. Fuck his supporters. Fuck his tech. And fuck the entire anti-human anti-art movement. You guys suck ass.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now
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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Midlife crisis then: Check out my new M Series Midlife crisis now: I have the erections of a teenage boy let me show you my stats
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"Chicago Airport"
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Political journalism is a disease.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The only ethical use of AI
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The bumper stickers
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
A screenshot of an email notifying Spotsylvania parents that funding for a program for youth with disabilities has been canceled
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
CDC said to wear a mask in 2020 so now we get to boil our water for the next ten years.
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Eric Schmeltzer @ericschmeltzer.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Cyberspace Cowboys
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
For real this time?
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
As an empath, I could totally go for a Wendy’s Frosty right now
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
It should be legal to counterfeit money if you promise to only make a couple hundred bucks tops and you have to spend it on beers for the homies or a neat synthesizer
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