Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s a classic tale by now but my dad got a job somewhere in his early 30s after getting an mba and then stayed until he retired. I don’t know a single person living that life, no matter what field they’re in. 638221
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comRachel McAdams: Oh No, He Died!Alt: Rachel McAdams: Oh No, He Died! 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A storm came through there was nothing they could do! 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mindhunter is great but the fact that we’ll never get any more seasons is because Fincher can’t do anything simply or cheaply. 000
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On the one hand Hamilton… on the other hand… The Rock ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comMark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark TankAlt: Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank 020
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comHome Alone Gangster - What Money?!Alt: Home Alone Gangster - What Money?! 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comRussell Crowe Spying in Les MisérablesALT: Russell Crowe Spying in Les Misérables 01020
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comFootball Player Drops PassALT: Football Player Drops Pass 030
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I get some of the thought process behind the digital look for this (gangsters, they’re just like us!) but I think ultimately it just makes the film look like a history channel re-enactment. Collateral fares better. 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The continued insistence that “it’s all a distraction” rather than “they just want to do endlessly terrible things” makes my head hurt. 040
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s really weird and terrible. There are so many better ways to woo voters than to pander to a small percentage of shitheads who likely would never vote Dem anyway! 0102
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it Netflix doing this or is it studios supplying Netflix with garbage? Either seems plausible, but I know Netflix gets crap on social media for getting sent the wrong versions of movies pretty regularly. 000
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You know I’d think so too but my 6 year old complains all the time so 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kind of depends on what offers were out there. I get the sense Winnipeg felt they were getting lowballed. But his moves are forcing their hand now and likely driving down value even further. Bad situation all around. 000
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think this was always my favorite Simpsons moment, and having kids just made it hit even harder. 040
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He was teetering before but Shazam 2 really broke this dude. 020
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.static.klipy.comHank Hill Shaking WD-40ALT: Hank Hill Shaking WD-40 010
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Still works just have to insert “…because I was butthurt that…” 000
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I quit playing ice hockey in my youth because in 8th grade I was probably 5’4” getting regularly obliterated by 6’ guys who weighed considerably more than me. This is just the nature of competitive sports. 050
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The best is that they publicly announce this shit and then get confused why folks get angry about AI 050
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In the 80s it has to be Martin, yeah? Hanks went nuclear in the 90s. 050
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comDenzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry ReactionALT: Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction 110
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comMy Name Is Jeff MemeALT: My Name Is Jeff Meme 000
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fair. They’re not for me either, but I can see the appeal for fans of the character. I just don’t see the point in using that style of humor in basically every one of his movies these days. 110
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s unfortunate because he absolutely *can* be a compelling straight man lead (Mississippi Grind on the drama side, Safe House for action). He just has chosen to turn every role into some variation of Deadpool. It works for those movies. It doesn’t for almost everything else. 130
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Though I’d say the writing is the worst part. Everything else is terrific. 050
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Prometheus feels sort of like that. Just an impeccably constructed mess of a film. 160
Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Platner pulled a lot of that crowd though because he was a big tough red blooded white man. It’s why he did so well before it all crumbled. 000