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Gracques Cousteau

@jeffdwyer.bsky.social
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Longtime Chicagoan. Eternal St. Louisan. Filmmaker / editor. Sometimes hockey player. Fan of baseball caps and your dog. Girl Dad x2.

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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy fuck I’m sorry
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dennis Quaid gotta eat
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a classic tale by now but my dad got a job somewhere in his early 30s after getting an mba and then stayed until he retired. I don’t know a single person living that life, no matter what field they’re in.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rachel McAdams: Oh No, He Died!
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna see how this looks
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Music… famously not good enough… until now
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A storm came through there was nothing they could do!
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sneezing is great
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mindhunter is great but the fact that we’ll never get any more seasons is because Fincher can’t do anything simply or cheaply.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the one hand Hamilton… on the other hand… The Rock ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The colonies across the Atlantic have some!
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Home Alone Gangster - What Money?!
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This one is just sad
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Russell Crowe Spying in Les Misérables
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(not really)
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel personally attacked by this thread
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol what the fuck
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Football Player Drops Pass
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The folks use the phrase “skill issue”
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I get some of the thought process behind the digital look for this (gangsters, they’re just like us!) but I think ultimately it just makes the film look like a history channel re-enactment. Collateral fares better.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The continued insistence that “it’s all a distraction” rather than “they just want to do endlessly terrible things” makes my head hurt.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s really weird and terrible. There are so many better ways to woo voters than to pander to a small percentage of shitheads who likely would never vote Dem anyway!
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it Netflix doing this or is it studios supplying Netflix with garbage? Either seems plausible, but I know Netflix gets crap on social media for getting sent the wrong versions of movies pretty regularly.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Famed AI expert
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know I’d think so too but my 6 year old complains all the time so
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kind of depends on what offers were out there. I get the sense Winnipeg felt they were getting lowballed. But his moves are forcing their hand now and likely driving down value even further. Bad situation all around.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think this was always my favorite Simpsons moment, and having kids just made it hit even harder.
Maggie Simpson in her crib saying "Daddy"
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roberto Clemente Day
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He was teetering before but Shazam 2 really broke this dude.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cardboard sign: “Our expectations for you were low but HOLY FUCK”
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Hank Hill Shaking WD-40
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Birthday starts at midnight
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still works just have to insert “…because I was butthurt that…”
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I quit playing ice hockey in my youth because in 8th grade I was probably 5’4” getting regularly obliterated by 6’ guys who weighed considerably more than me. This is just the nature of competitive sports.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Silicon Valley
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The best is that they publicly announce this shit and then get confused why folks get angry about AI
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In the 80s it has to be Martin, yeah? Hanks went nuclear in the 90s.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This thing I’m making is bad
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Paris Hilton wearing a ‘stop being poor’ tank top
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wellness check on Jonathan Safran Foer
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jesus that’s bleak
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Of course it’s dangerous you dunce
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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My Name Is Jeff Meme
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fair. They’re not for me either, but I can see the appeal for fans of the character. I just don’t see the point in using that style of humor in basically every one of his movies these days.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s unfortunate because he absolutely *can* be a compelling straight man lead (Mississippi Grind on the drama side, Safe House for action). He just has chosen to turn every role into some variation of Deadpool. It works for those movies. It doesn’t for almost everything else.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Though I’d say the writing is the worst part. Everything else is terrific.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Prometheus feels sort of like that. Just an impeccably constructed mess of a film.
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Gracques Cousteau @jeffdwyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Platner pulled a lot of that crowd though because he was a big tough red blooded white man. It’s why he did so well before it all crumbled.
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