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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 3h
One thing that Ossoff does - thank god - is COMPLETELY abandon the weird liberal wisdom that you should never say your opponent’s name. He says “Mike Collins” about 30 times in this clip, not “my opponent” or some such, and the directness make his attacks exponentially more brutal.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 3h
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
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Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 5h
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14h
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17h
“Every member of this ethnic group is a criminal who needs to be imprisoned by the state” is just pure uncut Nazi shit
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 19h
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h
At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Troy Jackson: "The gentleman's name was Johan Sebastian Guerrero. He had a 3 year old daughter. The only mistake he made that morning was going to work. Because Sen. Collins is not willing to stand up to Donald Trump, he was murdered in the streets of Biddeford for doing nothing wrong."
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 16h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 23h
#NintendoSwitchOnline members! From Oct 9 at 10am PT to Oct 15 at 11:59pm PT, you can download and try the full Hello Kitty Island Adventure game at no additional cost. Learn more: ninten.do/6014aoJsk
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22h
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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San Antonio Express-News @expressnews.com · 08/10/2026
The San Antonio Parks Foundation celebrates Jingu House’s 100th anniversary with free events and a reunion of Jingu family descendants.
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Japanese Tea Garden celebrates 100 years of Jingu House
The San Antonio Parks Foundation celebrates Jingu House’s 100th anniversary with free events and a reunion of Jingu family descendants.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's closer to the truth that LLMs *can* save time on *some tasks* which can be valuable *if* you monitor them and check their output. But that doesn't get you a trillion dollars so they have to squint into the middle distance and say stupid sci fi bullshit instead
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
"the AI agent can make restaurant reservations" is a really weird use case I always see pop up in writing about the personal assistant programs because this is something already very easily solved by "a website". why does it need to call anyone. all the restaurants are already on the website
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 08/10/2026
As a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 08/10/2026
Compuuuuuuuta raise my child for me
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bulbapedia @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net · 08/10/2026
Five years ago today, Pokémon the Movie: Secrets of the Jungle (M23) first released worldwide on Netflix! The movie prominently features the Generation VIII Mythical Pokémon, Zarude. bulbapedia.b...
Treatrical artwork of Pokémon the Movie: Secrets of the Jungle
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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San Antonio Express-News @expressnews.com · 07/10/2026
The water main replacement project will shut down a section of East Hildebrand Avenue near Olmos Park and Monte Vista until March.
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SAWS project will close a busy road near downtown for six months
The water main replacement project will shut down a section of East Hildebrand Avenue near Olmos Park and Monte Vista until March.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 08/10/2026
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
Trump's rally in Texas is quickly interrupted by a heckler
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haven’t seen a New Yorker disappoint a San Antonio crowd like this since Jalen Brunson
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
Trump: "We're not interested in you traveling abroad"
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Joshua Failé @joshuafaile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The President of the United States, in front of a crowd of his supporters, during a televised rally, admits to a Quid Pro Quo pardon, which is a felony and impeachable offence. And absolutely nothing will happen, because his party, which controls congress, are fascist collaborators and sycophants.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So with this, every Mythical Pokémon aside from Victini & Zarude is available natively on Nintendo Switch era games and HOME Celebi, Diancie, Zeraora and Pecharunt do require online but are running in perpetuity at the very least This is a significant change from the past
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Minecraft (Switch 2) upgrade is free if you own a digital version of Minecraft for Nintendo Switch. Offer available until January 31, 2027 buff.ly/uUG3k76
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NPR @npr.org · 07/10/2026
The animated series "Arthur" premiered on PBS Kids on Oct. 7, 1996.
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The iconic Arthur Read made his TV debut 30 years ago
The animated series "Arthur" premiered on PBS Kids on Oct. 7, 1996.
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Serebii Update: The Pokémon HOME maintenance is now over. Connectivity with Pokémon FireRed & LeafGreen on Nintendo Switch and 3,000 more box spaces has now been added Access is gradually being given to ease server load Full details @ www.serebii.net
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Serebii Update: A new Pokémon Pokopia code is available to get a Resort Sofa, Table, Hammock, Stool and a Twisted Potted Plant Code: D1VE1NTHESEA Runs until February 29th 2028 www.serebii.net
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Senate Leads On The Current Model: Nebraska - ⚪️ I +0.1 Iowa - 🔵 D +1 Maine - 🔵 D +3 Texas - 🔵 D +3 Ohio - 🔵 D +4 Michigan - 🔵 D +7 North Carolina - 🔵 D +10 Georgia - 🔵 D +11 Kansas - 🔴 R +2 South Dakota - 🔴 R +4 Mississippi - 🔴 R +5 unitedstatespolling.com/p/democrats-...
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Democrats Surge as Republicans Enter the Final Stretch
Republicans still have time to shift the trajectory, but the latest numbers show Democrats continuing to move forward
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026
Fewer jobs! More slop and customer data farming!
Become the Most Technologically Capable Media Company
Technology is fundamentally reshaping our industry, and we intend to be at the forefront. We will use technology, data and emerging capabilities to improve how we create, distribute and monetize content, from new production tools to personalization and entirely new ways for fans to engage with the stories they love. We will embrace the opportunities AI provides to expand what our creatives can imagine and to make our businesses even more productive. The opportunities ahead are enormous, and we intend to seize them. But one principle will never change: technology must serve the art – never the other way around.
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Vee @ajentvee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s crazy how much hate BDSP gets when this game exists
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Serebii Update: The Pokémon Fossil Museum is moving to the Denver museum of Nature & Science form May 28th 2027 www.serebii.net
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s the Pokémon FireRed & LeafGreen Kanto Pokédex done, just in time for Pokémon HOME connectivity tomorrow Massive shout out to my gorgeous wife @virtuallymarti.bsky.social for helping me to get it done in time with trades
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/10/2026
New York, it’s official. We’re extending our Open Play program to keep select fields lit at night for free pickup soccer this fall & next summer. Restarting tonight, you can play soccer from 10pm-2am at select parks in all 5 boroughs. Drop in or sign up online. Locations/details at nycopenplay.com
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Kombiz Lavasany @kombiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iranian monarchists in Tehranangeles are super confused by this
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