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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/09/2026
As an affirmed dog lover, I have a few things to say. (1) Dogs are harder than people admit. They take a lot of work. They need constant exercise and mental stimulation, especially those with working dog heritage of any kind. Dogs are hard.
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 27/09/2026
the uptick in gen-z vs millennial content is 100% manufactured by conservative media owners trying to direct narratives away from how everything sucks bc of conservatives ahead of the midterms and beyond last thing they want is young people being influenced by millennials raging against the system
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
... so uhhh anybody else have adhd so bad that you forgot you were proofing focaccia until you heard a weird pop and realized that you set it on top of the fridge three days ago? No? Just me? Cool cool cool.
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The Abominable Jonathan L. Howard @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's cute because it 'basically looks like a baby.'"
Photograph of a baby doll standing in the corner of an abandoned stationmaster's house in Nottinghamshire. It is is not, by any stretch of the imagination, cute.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JK Rowling's death will be funny as hell because it'll be Charlie Kirk but wizard-themed. The worst and stupidest fucking people you have *ever* seen, dressed as wizards and crying and producing terrible genAI slop of a suspiciously Charlie Kirk-like Harry welcoming her to heaven etc
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just wait til Mitch McConnell starts his own podcast where he's wearing a tight black leather catsuit and staring vacantly at the microphone for a solid hour
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate this so much... and I can't disagree with it. I -HATE- the idea of just tossing people aside but (and this thread is about the libertarian party of NH) what the fuck are we even doing? How can I an Nb pansexual talk to a Trump voter who probably agrees with the shit that was said?
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Catherine Winters @catherinewinters.com · 24/09/2026
The inherent problem with Canada’s defense strategy (lose instantly and spend the next two decades conducting decentralized guerrilla warfare and terror attacks across the entirety of the United States) is that it sounds insanely violent but also impossible to carry out. It’s really not.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's fucking Paul LePage: two-term fucking governor and major league racist.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft brought a happy ending to the Macklemore controversy.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
... there's a whole field of non-generational AI out there that's really good at its job, and any scientist would be aware of this, and you're telling me that he decided to ask the shitty coding robot who sometimes moonlights as an even shittier lab assistant? TO MAKE A BIOWEAPON?
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love how everybody is looking at the AI people like they invented Skynet when they can't even figure out how to not burn a trillion dollars on a machine that is less competent than the chatbot from an ARG in the early 2000's.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 03/09/2026
me when someone tells me Rahm Emanuel will be a thing again:
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jk rowling has no “moderate” views on trans people. she’s repeatedly smeared trans women as “male porn brained rapists”, reposted vile wojak caricatures, & to this day denies the Nazis’ crimes against trans people. Shes friends & close associates with countless racists, antisemites & anti-feminists,
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was very, very young and there was this amazing tiny little video store my mom would take me to. One day we went there and she just gave me some cash and told me to pick out what I want. The new guy at the counter yelled at me when I went in: turns out It had turned into a porn store overnight.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aliens is not better. It's a different approach to the same material: an action movie versus a haunted house tale. Saying one is better than the other is like saying a grilled cheese sandwich is better than a peanut butter and jelly. They're both sandwiches, but with very different goals.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Goodnight from Gordon Lams, increasingly worried about the instructions alleged voices from outer space are giving to his wife. Goodnight from Dora Mills, wondering what sort of man leaks tongues of blue fire every time he sings the Fathom Faith Missal. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Two things are dawning on me: • 1) 99% of media analysis video essayists, right or left, are—to the marrow of their bones—abjectly terrified of ambiguity, paranoid any gap can be seized by the other as ammunition in the culture war. The leftist version is pointing at…
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Domestic abuse is the leading cause of mortality worldwide for women between 19 and 44, more than cancer, war, and road traffic accidents. Be shocked, but also try to do something about it. Donate to shelters, support relevant legislation etc.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They literally did this in the death camps during The Holocaust so I'm gonna remind everyone who caved and passed the bill to fund this stuff, it was @schumer.senate.gov. He spent YOUR tax money on this. Paying these men to bet on suicides. He should be on trial too.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just volunteered at a friend's shelter and they had a kitten with an emotional support can of tuna fish. I was told don't take it away because Tuna Fish loves it. Her only other love is violence. It was unopened by the way: Tuna Fish just sort of mauls it around the floor when she wants to move.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We're giving away 25 copies of SANDMAN SLIM over on Goodreads! Just stop by and mash the button. (US only) www.goodreads.com/book/show/70...
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Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim #1)
Supernatural fantasy has a new antihero in Sandman Slim…
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I just started Offerings for Ordinary Gods by @alwayscoffee.bsky.social and good goddamned god: the first poem goes so hard that I already needed a break and a drink.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s so funny (and even more telling) that the owners of professional sports teams acknowledge that there’s a problem with having an enormous wealth gap, but it only matters to them when it’s the difference between different magnitudes of billionaire.
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
shirow & tommy pynchon sending each other lurid descriptions of the oiliest boobs in the world via a private telegraph line they went in on together
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
there are a lot of philosophical concepts that get egregiously misused out of the seminar room (and in the seminar room, to be fair). but in terms of sheer pernicious misuse "social construct" has gotta be top 5 somewhere and it's not number 5
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
brb gonna go wander out and see what the voices in the fog promising me all my hearts desires if I just head into the woods and do them a favor are all about.
A very foggy field with woods behind it.
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 26/07/2026
The first Eric Carter necromancer book is a Kjndle Daily Deal and you can pick it up for $1.99 today.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know it seems like the fight against AI is really uphill but I want to remind you at one point, people went really hard for NFTs, including $69.3 million for one by Beeple at a Christie's auction in 2021, but now almost no one buys them.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I mean, I guess it's a nice consolation prize and all.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So the fun part about quitting smoking is that the insomnia drives you even more insane than the desperate need for nicotine. On the plus side: there are so many foxes on my morning run!
A very poorly taken photo of three foxes. Two are easily visible and one is dashing away in the background. I tried to get a better one but the damn things are really skittish and I have absolutely no talent for photos.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Polygon out here asking the real questions.
A photo of a bunch of smiling minions. The text reads: minions director confirms no minions worked for hitler via polygon.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
... My mom is showing some early stage signs of dementia and I spent a disproportionate amount of my time making sure she's not making insane decisions. But it's probably cool that this fucking thing is the president.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s literally because Mormons are polite. That’s it. They weaponized Midwest nicety to convince folk maybe there’s really something good and positive to their brand of Christianity.
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Thomas S Brown @tomsbrown.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Good afternoon. Shockingly not sore from having prepared the ground and building a brick patio yesterday. Not old yet apparently. Plan to stay as fit as I can be for as long as I can. For art, would some witch/mudlarking suit you?
Pencil drawing of a with at the riverside mudlarking with a long staff/pole under a full moon. Some of her recent finds in the foreground.
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 03/05/2026
The fuck sorts of restaurants are you going to?
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So... allbirds is an AI company now. That makes sense.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
They have a fucked up, unhealthy relationship with death. They rightfully see it as the one thing they can't buy their way through, unlike sexual assault settlements and such. And this is very obviously breaking their minds.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My favorite part of having ADHD is that I can go off on a two hour rant about the observer effect but my brain won't let me remember anything about birds other than shapes. Anyway, the shitty orb birds are back at my place so I guess spring is coming.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
My father died last Monday. It wasn't a surprise or anything, he'd basically been dead for six weeks, but his funeral is on Friday and between his family's absolute insanity and my own bad relationship with him I haven't been dealing with it well. Today though... I don't know: one of my worst
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
How cold is PA? Only one goose was brave enough to hang out on the frozen pond (I've been walking this park for 10 years. I have never seen this pond completely frozen before). The ducks remain unbothered.
A lone goose on a frozen pond. Not pictured: the dozen other geese squawking at him in what I can only assume is goose for "get the hell out of the frozen pond you mad bastard."Ducks hanging out in a stream. It is currently 0 degrees Fahrenheit here. More ducks. I cannot emphasize enough how cold it is and how much they do not give a shit.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 10/01/2026
Life comes at you fast.
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Furious AI Users Say Their Prompts Are Being Plagiarized
A self-described AI ambassador is in shambles after she says other AI prompters have been plagiarizing her instructions.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord. You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Goodnight from the phantom prisoners of HMP Barrowgate, tormenting the dreams of living inmates with memories of nooses and reprieves that never came. Goodnight from Beth Chumley, wondering if she shouldn’t start diversifying the diet of her Blood Compass. Goodnight from Hookland.
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JD Sullivan @jdsullivan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Look, I don't have anything constructive to add to the conversation (I'm a pretty standard fuck ICE and all fascists person) but: I grew up around a lot of violence. It will fuck you up. You don't need to subject yourself to endless videos of it. It's awful out there. Take care of yourself first.
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