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Jesus Christ Supermarket

@jcsupermarket.bsky.social
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I make videos and music www.youtube.com/@jesuschristsuperma… jesuschristsupermarket.bandcamp.com

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Jesus Christ Supermarket @jcsupermarket.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Screenshot of two reddit posts. One is in r/godot which says: "I'm working on a project in Godot 4.7.1 and I want to use the Jolt Physics physics engine but I hav"
The one below it is in r/commissions: "[For hire] COMMISSIONS OPEN - Anime Style Foot Fetish Art"
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Jesus Christ Supermarket @jcsupermarket.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Insane how all the bots decided to masslike this post on a random Wednesday lmao
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Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @gawkinggeek.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
enough is enough
Close-up of person’s right hand holding a pistol aimed at the pixelated angry sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 that’s looming in the blue sky above.
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Late night at the art studio
In this digital painting, a girl is working on a collection of oil paintings of a tiger late at night in an art studio. A real tiger jumps straight out of the biggest canvas onto the floor in front of her, and she draws back in surprise! The girl has brown hair, brown skin, and a blue painting T-shirt that says "Save Earth" and is covered in paint marks. She is wearing casual clothes, and has clearly been on a late deadline!
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
eyebrows hold power. use it responsibly
Two headshots of Sonic the Hedgehog, drawn looking quizzically at something with no eyebrows, and then with eyebrows. Text around him reads,
[No eyebrows: Sonic just heard something]
"Hm?"
[Eyebrows: Sonic finds out what it is and finds it weird]
"Duh-HM?!"

Below are two headshots of Scout from Team Fortress 2, looking determined and fairly enthused with eyebrows, and then shown with the same face, except lacking eyebrows.
[Eyebrows: Scout hears The Plan]
"Just flank dey's sentry and leddit shoot at me as the distraction? Yea, you got it boss!"

[No Eyebrows: Scout realizes A Flaw about it]
"Hahah oh uh hey.
 you gonna heal me after. 
right?
after it shoots me? 
yea? 
hahah. yea? yeah. ...
yea?"
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hollywood Reporter: "Walk me through the evolutino of your thoughts on Michael Jackson through the making of these films. What have you learned?"

Dan Reed: I learned Michael Jackson fucked little boys. That's what I learned.
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Jesus Christ Supermarket @jcsupermarket.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's wonderful being oblivious of sports because sometimes you'll see "GENOCIDE" trending #1 and it's the Georgia Genocides winning 99-0 and not like an actual genocide
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
You hear that? It's tetanus. 12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App. 🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj
You hear that? It's tetanus.

12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App.

🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Moebius
Moebius
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𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑 @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I did this thing the week I found out how to get models from MGS2, no fancy rigs, but yes fancy compositing setup
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Ozma @psychicozma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
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scorpy @socpens.com · 06/02/2026
the poor sick kid who got this...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.
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Lofo 🇨🇦 @lofolorelei.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 17/01/2026
2009 Sony phone with a transparent screen. We didn’t deserve them.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2026
this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone
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Spoo-PCarlsson @npcarlsson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Unomelon @unomelon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Fixed some inconsistency issues, and added a t flip flop gate. Here I am using the t flip flops as a binary counter. I think i need some sort of clock gate and a memory cell next. Tomorrow I will get back to work on multiplayer and start editing a trailer for the demo :) #gamedev #indiedev
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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oomf radiance thing @diamondcrevasse.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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a pixel art of a person standing on a balcony next to a citroen sign
ALT: a pixel art of a person standing on a balcony next to a citroen sign
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The single greatest fan art ever produced.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Daisy
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THE NOODLE @onebadnoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
melon🍈★
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Fake Archie Panel I did for the latest Huggbees video.
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𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏 (𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝) @jeffiot.net · 19/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTe...
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Exploring Counter-Strike's Abandoned Maps
YouTube video by Jeffiot
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𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏 (𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝) @jeffiot.net · 19/09/2025
new video premiering in 50 min, linked below
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.
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MondySpartan @mondyspartan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The very OG Bluesky was a skin for Windows XP's Media Player.
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
photoshopping renders of characters running forward into the Sonic 06 boxart will never not be funny
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Spider-Father is gonna have a rip-roaring year! @spider-father.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 04/09/2025
I uh..... 🫥 #mgsdelta
Naked snake in the forest, in a croc suit, yelling: "Why are you hunting me?! What did I do to you?!"
The End up on a ledge with sniper rifle: "you ate my parrot"
Snake looking guilty with feathers coming out his mouth
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mellodillo @mellodillo.com · 05/09/2025
do you ever just have an idea late at night
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I drew Hatsune Miku from memory! ⭐️
An illustration of 7 Mikus on a yellowish background
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The Supper Mario Broth Yoshi's Story stream continues! Join me on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel as I further explore and provide obscure facts about Yoshi's Story on my quest to become YOSHI'S GREAT PARTNER! www.twitch.tv/suppermariob...
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
32:9 Ultrawide Handheld Gaming - AMD Z2 Extreme www.youtube.com/watch?v=sehu...
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Hitman VR makes you feel so slick I can't believe you can do this
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
"1, 2, 3 and to tha 4 Snoop Doggy Dogg don't want no gays at my door"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Guy Savage nightmare game confirmed for Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater, developed by PlatinumGames. "returns in a fully reimagined version that captures the essence of the original while providing a fresh new look"
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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.
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castpixel ⚧️⚢ @castpixel.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Here's Archery, Badminton, and 100meters. I made this in 4 weeks. Handled everything from code to character design, from background art to animations to gameplay. It was a promotional sports game for a big advertising agency.
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