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Jerry Chen

@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 "a merchant, selling microdoses of pleasant fictions" - tyler • Goodfeeds @goodfeeds.co • Sky․app @getsky.app thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11m
benny biceps 🥹
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14m
(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16m
yeah but when green came out you must have had to catch up with blue and pinkerton
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18m
love this for u
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19m
(to the 4 year old, while vigorously shaking their hand) and how are the parents? how's the fam??
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23m
it's an american baseball and watchmen reference :)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28m
*nods knowingly* chicken fried wings
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30m
mmm funnel cake
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 36m
this is what i mean by i am posting for the love of the game
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 37m
i'm so proud. thank you for sharing
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 38m
modern day retelling of prometheus but he gives mankind the knowledge of deep frying
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 42m
it was either angel or angelus, i dunno
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 45m
obligatory reply
a photo of buffy summers (sarah michelle gellar) looking at a punching bag with a cartoon drawing of angel
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6h
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
no no. we're praying for bats
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
miles not now
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
also.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
smh it was right there
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
sincere apologies to hot topic manager nathan fielder
nathan fielder with jet black hair, a lip ring, and wearing all black in the spirit of looking like a manager of a hot topic, from an episode of Nathan For You
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
*EXHALE*
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
O's?????????????????
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
hell yeah
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
do you know of the 2017 live album Summer Gods Tour
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
smh no third eye blind s/t album
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
sept 30 oct 1
nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For Youa grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2h
tomorrow spooky season begins in earnest. unleash mall goth mollz
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2h
the abs challenge is a fantastic twist though. think you're better than the ump? prove it
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
fresher blood
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
man goes to doctor. says he missed a fly ball last inning. says life seems harsh and cruel. doctor says. treatment is simple. replace all your blood
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 3h
No sport does “guy makes up for his mistake” better than baseball
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
happy anniversary!!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
so... soap
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
4. posting "settle a bet: should we be using soap or shampoo for nose hair" and it goes to everyone who has the app open, immediately and unavoidably
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
maybe it's nasaline
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h
rob lowe wearing mlb hat dot meme
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
yes i love britney spears
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
so when i run my python script it goes barhghahbagrhbahgrhbarghabagrhbagrharbbagh. can i fix this with AI?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
maybe you should get glasses that curve your vision instead
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
try skytrace.aly.town
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
mfer said mine club
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
naugles is giving you six months of—oh wait, naugles has been absorbed by del taco.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
Naugles was absorbed by Del Taco.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h
jfc open a window
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h
is this about me
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h
unless...?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h
open those windows!!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h
cat god forbid cats have a hobby
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6h
wow that grackle just turned into a man with a surfboard
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6h
there are 131.2K reasons 🥹
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