Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I would go even further and do a full redux of our time zones. There's no reason for Northern & Southern California to have the same time zone. 010
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This album reminds me of when a friend & I converted tickets from a cancelled Soul Coughing/Morphine date to on of Sanatanas to get the biggest vibe shift ever. His tour singer whipped tho, and the openers (Ozomatli & Mana) were fun 100
Reposted by Jacob BlairWest Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Literally the most stressful part about raising a three-year-old is cars and roads 734524
Reposted by Jacob BlairSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pro players get more than their coaches too! guess why! 419314
Reposted by Jacob BlairRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard 443240413
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CERN spending decades trying to make a black hole and the GOP is potentially making one purely out of personality 001
Reposted by Jacob BlairSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38191212847
Reposted by Jacob BlairDan Rubenstein @danrubenstein.solidverbal.com · 27/09/2026Dirty, dirty shit from SC 37311
Reposted by Jacob BlairBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same 1030139
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I remember when Elon was suing people for *not* advertising on X 040
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone gonna have to explain to me where Musk has spare money, unless he's going to do more loan alchemy or be a front for more national investment funds 000
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gonna hold my stupid outrage until I see if Asian has a mane or not. 000
Reposted by Jacob Blaireliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just learned this today 6868363718
Reposted by Jacob BlairJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one of the things that became clear during the DOGE saga is that a lot of anger about "corruption" is aimed at actual gov't employees who, it turns out, have to bring their own coffee machines into the office so that taxpayers aren't funding it, meanwhile consultants get this treatment 442993
Reposted by Jacob BlairIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131703349
Reposted by Jacob Blairjawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The one thing I can say is that I’m completely Suetonius pilled now. Tiberius tortured a man with a fish. Caligula declared war on the ocean and made his horse consul. Nero fiddled while Rome burned. They did all of this because they were insane and bad people. 436266
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Was doing a quick lookup on the original Broadway cast of Amadeus and holy shit was that cast stacked 000
Reposted by Jacob BlairJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 11/09/2026If only there were some easy, amusing way, to convey that a second version of this iconic image now existed. 16311
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I'm just talkin bout Mitchell" @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social 110
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think about "Not Knowing What to Do, Woman Bakes American Flag Cake" a lot. 020
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This showed up yesterday; going to the tip of the reading pile 010
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just learning the (Cherry Poppin) Daddies have a song named "SPQR Roma", which is the most BlueSky Guy thing I've ever heard 010
Reposted by Jacob BlairBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if only there was a country making new electric vehicles in massive quantities at rock-bottom prices whose domestic market is direly oversaturated! 221083143
Reposted by Jacob BlairTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT 16918258
Reposted by Jacob Blairhockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/08/2026the true INSPIRED is that "Beat Ohio" was popularized when Brady Hoke was the Michigan head coach and it's politically foolish to remind Michigan voters of Brady Hoke 041
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Who putting a Le Tigre song in the "pumpkin spice is back" Starbucks ad? Ugh. 000
Reposted by Jacob BlairLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/08/2026THREAD: College football teams as Columbo screenshots Oregon 724470
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I know it's dumb but it's killing me that they used their spouses new family name in the "marries" parts. 2111
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I found the Isabella Rossellini shorts series about bugs fucking on HBO Max! 000
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026All-Stars vs. the Externals is the king of award exhibitions IMO 000
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Everyone jokes about this, but then why was I choking back tears while talking to my daughter about the dog in The Odyssey? Checkmate. 000
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I wasn't sure if this was Warriors slander, but thinking on it any Walter Hill movie is gonna be a roll of the dice between great and "eh, it's on" for each viewer. 100
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Waitaminute, the sheriff in Lanterns is a Kane from Gotham? 000
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Juice Kiffin's waiting on the dung heap outside the hall for his master to return 000
Reposted by Jacob BlairJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am so sorry to have to tell you all this but Dolly Parton has passed away. A true queen has left. www.youtube.com/shorts/AOxsQ...youtube.comDolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic NailsYouTube video by Happy Mag 15506111
Reposted by Jacob BlairMaddy Myers 🏳️🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this 6465421199
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Whoa, Kelly MacDonald playing a Midwestern sheriff in Lanterns? 000
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026New arrivals to The Isles, please study up on these seminal films, half of which are about British folks going somewhere else. 000
Reposted by Jacob Blairpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i guess my big question is, if the mega donors aren’t donating to dems anymore, and dems are still winning, then why exactly are dems still kowtowing to them when it actively destroys voter trust in the party and democracy 728648
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Bluesky's CrowdStrike rep on the phone: "Quick, deploy the Alf Hog memes!" 020
Jacob Blair @jblairpdx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm determined to never pay attention to preseason football, but I bought this today knowing it's the best way to break my fast. Get yours! 000
