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JB Emmons

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Just a lawyer, I suppose. He/him. 🇨🇦=BC 🇺🇲=AL/MN Nothing I do or say on Bluesky is an endorsement of anything, nor is it legal advice.

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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you have to ask what The Juice is, then you don't have it either
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NYT trying to cast Hong's loss as a sign of left-wing weakness is silly. Plenty of progressive and socialist candidates are winning. The key, as Jamelle Bouie often says, is The Juice. Mamdani has The Juice. AOC and El-Sayad have The Juice. Hong, for all her plusses, doesn't. It's that simple.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
As a Canadian-American, I am granting @jamellebouie.net honorary Canadian status for this video
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It is time to stop treating Donald Trump's anti-Canada rhetoric like a joke
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s been a big week for the Alberta premier — and a terrifying one for the future of the human race. Hot on the heels of a proposal for a new oil pipeline, Smith unveiled yet another horrifying project that will send us careening towards climate dystopia: Meta’s HUGE new AI data centre. It's bad:
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There's no sugar-coating Slaughter. It's an enormously important ruling (far more important than the other three decisions #SCOTUS handed down today). It's a huge win for Trump/the executive. And it's going to have massive ramifications for the functioning of the government long after Trump is gone.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
NEW: buried within the trove of hacked documents from Madison Square Garden, the folks @404media.co found the company was keeping files on activists that criticized their use of facial recognition. Including me. Here's @fightforthefuture.org's statement: www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-06...
MSG's dossier on Evan GreerMSG's dossier on Evan GreerMSG's dossier on Evan Greer
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
First two cases at SCOTUS today invovle the Republicans preventing victims of terrorism from suing foreign governments, but allowing oil companies to sue foreign governments. Never change, Republicans
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The universal experience of any American who has immigrated to Canada via land border is the moment you hand over your giant binder of required documents you've spent months putting together, only for the officer to groan at the prospect of reading all of it
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blair @blairaf.com · 29/05/2026
One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"A gusher of oil." They're counting on people not understanding how global shipping infrastructure works.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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I'm not in a leftwing bubble because it makes me feel good and safe or whatever, it's because I've heard all the arguments on the other side my entire life including in popular media every single day and they all suck ass and hearing them further also sucks ass.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
May seem no shit Sherlock to you but worth noting us reporting this seemed to piss off the white house
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 24/05/2026
if bsky is your bubble for any reason I think it can still be a place that expands your imagination and teaches you things. I also presume this is not your only connection or source of information because you exist in the world to some extent
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thank god my account is not respected
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We need a lot more information here, but: this fucking sucks. Even the best case scenario, where it was two kids idly fantasizing about mass violence against Jews, fucking sucks
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dear stock market and gullible stenographer media:
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/04/2026
anyway, if this court is going to act as little more than a partisan legislature than it ought to be treated like one by the actual legislature
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This doesn't factor in the externalized cost of having to go to Costco
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i saw a tiktok about how doomscrolling in childhood is a sign of having no hoes and i can't stop thinking about it
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Becoming more common. Once had an 11th Circuit decision that, while affirming my client's argument, rejected our position that a particular SCOTUS line on the Estab Clause was dicta: "[T]here is dicta and then there is dicta, and then there is Supreme Court dicta."
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AL.com @al.com · 16/04/2026
Renea Gamble, the woman who wore a penis costume at a ‘No Kings’ protest in Fairhope, was acquitted on Wednesday, April 15, 2026 of criminal misdemeanor charges that included disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
/2 Something I tell young lawyers is that the absolutely essential part of oral advocacy is that you have to find something you believe in, something you give a shit about. Maybe it’s that you‘re right about the argument! Maybe it’s that your client has been treated unfairly! Maybe….
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Melissa Barber @mbarber.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The focus of critiques about pharmaceutical monopolies is generally on PRICE. But this case is a compelling example for problems of SUPPLY: it's not a great world when one company controls global supply of a drug and can just refuse to sell it to people who need it. 7/
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Melissa Barber @mbarber.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Today, MSF is going public with something we've been fighting behind closed doors for months: Gilead will not sell us their new HIV drug, lenacapavir. The sticking point isn't even price, they just refuse to sell. Open letter linked + explainer 🧵1/ www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/gilea...
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Gilead refuses to sell groundbreaking HIV prevention drug to MSF
Blocking humanitarian organizations from accessing a medical breakthrough puts vulnerable people across the world in danger.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I started covering this last year, and I can't overstate how important this is: the Trump administration officially labeled some of the most commonly-used forms of birth control as 'abortion' jessica.substack.com/i/173447780/...
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The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This sounds like straight-up theft (or fraud), at least morally. The US has an order in place to reject applicants from certain countries, but State is INSTRUCTING its officials not to tell applicants that when those applicants are paying big non-refundable fees.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
5. It should be unacceptable for any author of a law review article to fail to acknowledge that they didn’t write the first draft of their piece.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/03/2026
wtf
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It's like Legal Latin, but (somehow) even more pretentious
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/03/2026
I have experienced this multiple times. Huge swaths of my gen-x upstate NY high school class now have heads full of MAGA pudding and if they're not full MAGA, they still somehow believe progressive efforts to nationalize healthcare are among the biggest threat facing the nation
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
BAAAAAABE THE PRESIDENT IS L'ÉTAT C'EST MOI POSTING ON HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SITE AGAIN
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My hot take is that "One Battle After Another" was the better film, but the movie I'm going to actually rewatch multiple times is "Sinners." Make of that what you will!
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Rendition?
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Jamie Fox @whatlawfoxsays.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It takes a lot of skill to Chotiner yourself when you are being interviewed by a very much not Chotiner.
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Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
Hey #ActivityPub friends. Are there any new ActivityPub / Mastodon features I should add to #ActivityBot? It's a small bot-only ActivityPub server in a single PHP file. gitlab.com/edent/activity-bot It can be followed, post images, allow quote posts, etc. Is there anything else you […]
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A federal judge in DC rules that Kari Lake was not lawfully appointed and that actions she took as the claimed head of USAGM "shall have no force or effect," including last August's RIFs at the Voice of America.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The obvious wisdom and effectiveness of Housing First is obscured by the fact we've made "a tiny, no-frills apartment" an expensive status symbol in huge swathes of the country by creating an artificial housing shortage
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Holy shit. These people shouldn’t be near sharp cutlery, let alone seats of power. Mullin: “This is war.” Raju: “You concede this is war?” Mullin: “We haven’t declared war.” Reporter: “You just said it’s a war.” Mullin: *stammer
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Re-upping from yesterday: If you're in DC-land today, it's the final day of a phenomenal exhibit at National Gallery, treasures of Aboriginal art. You won't regret it.
Australian Aboriginal art panel.
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The people behind this shit aren't thinking, "We could have it all!" They're thinking, "I could have it all!"
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
USAGM emails VOA staff (who mostly haven’t been allowed to work for nearly a year) offering them deferred resignations, warning of mass terminations (currently on hold due to court action) “as soon as we are able.”
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/02/2026
If I may potentially make this worse - I think the risk here isn’t that AI is going to nuke us, it’s that there’s a kind of guy who is going to see this and think that we should be more willing to use nukes because the computer thinks it’s a good idea
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Set your calendar, I'm willing to bet some marketing folks put out a Super Bowl LXI advertisement with this premise
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