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JB Emmons

@jbe.bsky.social
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Just a lawyer, I suppose. He/him. 🇨🇦=BC 🇺🇲=AL/MN Nothing I do or say on Bluesky is an endorsement of anything, nor is it legal advice.

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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
A graphic from Starship Troopers, reading "service guarantees citizenship"
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"Split circuits" (Dear reader, the term among litigators is "circuit splits")
NYT article: "As a young lawyer at the large firm Jones Day, Goldstein had an original insight. He could use the primitive computer tools then available to uncover so-called split circuits- cases in which circuit courts had decided the same question of law differently."
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
My Bluesky timeline is cursed
Screenshot of Bluesky timeline; it depicts the parent post of this thread, but the image below is a Simpsons character saying "May I see it?"
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What's that? RCMP officers joined in on this mess? You don't say.
A pastor led us in prayer and then the whole crowd launched into O Canada, just belting it out with everything we had. I even saw the RCMP join in the singing. Just typing this and remembering that moment makes the hair on my arms stand up.

(Pictures from the Coutts border protest in 2022)
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Okay, I'll click to see this guy's deal. (Two seconds later:) Looks like exactly what I expected
CBC News headline: I was proud to be Canadian. Now, I Support separatism for Alberta 

Subhead: I lost hope that Central Canada will change and believe Alberta must find its own way

Picture of a white doofus in a blue polo shirtI've never felt more patriotic pride than when singing Canada with a crowd of hundreds at a protest shutting down the Coutts border crossing.

It was February 2022. My wife had just lost her job after refusing to get vaccinated against COVID-19. I worried I might be next, but took heart as the trucker convoy headed to Ottawa. We couldn't join them, so instead we drove south from Calgary to Coutts, Alta., for two days to show our support.
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
While the majority resorts to willfully blind application of distinguishable precedent, Judge Jordan sees the stakes.
If the majority opinion is right, and I do not think that it is, Florida can require that married female teachers use the last name of their husbands in the classroom even if they have chosen to keep their maiden names (because it declares as a matter of state policy that it does not like female teachers to appear to students to be independent of their husbands); it can demand that unmarried female teachers use “Mrs.” instead of “Ms.” in the classroom (because it declares as a matter of state policy that it wants students to think that their female teachers are all married or should aspire to be married); and it can require all teachers to call themselves “Teacher Smith” in the classroom instead of using their actual last names (because it declares as a matter of state policy that any pedagogic individuality is bad). If these possibilities sound “First Amendment crazy,” it is because they are.
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JB Emmons @jbe.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Jesse Singal Follower label never misses
A screenshot of the quoted skeet, with the label "Jesse Singal Follower" affixed
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