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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“20-25 minutes” “Step 2. Caramelise an onion” Shithouses.
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I often hear this one being sung from upstairs by my 12 and 8 year olds, and I very much approve!
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cyber disposables @twen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“tall” loses its mystique when fkn everybody is tall
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that time a literal nazi tried to sell fake estrogen to trans women but was too stupid to not caught in a day youtu.be/5oLkO5ZDQWo
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The Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 24/10/2025
Strike a pose. #Corrie Vogue
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The Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 25/08/2026
In last night's #corrie Lauren in a 22 shirt gave me a new addition to my Corrie Characters in Numbered Shirts Collection. Joanie also wore a numbered shirt, but it was a bit too difficult to read. Boo.
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 27/06/2026
Hey all! This is my in-development game, Shards of a God! It's a narrative driven game where an old god might cause the destruction of everything... but that god is YOU. Sequel to the award nominated Quantum Witch. Join us on discord! Forward to your press friends! discord.gg/SYqHdMpYH
Screenshot of "Shards of a God". Three stylish, pixelart lesbians stand against the ruined wall of an area that you need to play the game to discover!
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
SMTV Live today in 1999, the day before Father's Day, takes correspondence from kids on the subject of things dads do. Enter Sophie from Durham with almost certainly not what was expected.
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Jon Will Chambers @jonchambers.co.uk · 19/06/2026
Where’s Andy Burnham going?
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The Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 19/06/2026
In tonight's #corrie, after Tuesday debacle where London was mentioned four times without pay-off, we get pay-off. And how! Take a bow, Ali King!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The new InfoWars will livestream every Thursday at 8 p.m. this summer across any platform you watch video. The first episode will include Emergency Broadcast! with Tim Heidecker, the Jim Haggerty Show, and a bunch of surprises and very special guests every week. We've got grand designs.
“Emergency with Tim Heidecker,” hosted by the co-creator of Adult Swim’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”; “The Jim Haggerty Show,” featuring a former mainstream news anchor turned red-pilled podcaster character; and a documentary-style film, “Birth of a Nation,” which shares a title with the 1915 film credited with reviving the Ku Klux Klan.
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other day, my kids were playing Rocket League 8yo said to 11yo "I threw you over China, I threw you over France, and now I'm gonna throw you over there and poop my pants" It's like living in an episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social in this house sometimes.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Why does he want autistic kids to be working anyway? They’re kids.
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love Taryn Egerton speaking Welsh Sure, he was born outwith Wales But I'd much rather someone who sees himself as Welsh Than some arse who thinks they are Welsh but struggles with the language
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Christopher Anstey @chrisanstey74.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Scott Bakula should star in *everything*. #QuantumLeap
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Random memory The village I lived in as a kid was so insular, when the lollipop lady went on holiday, she sent me a postcard. Was this a normal occurrence, or just my experience?
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dammit Bought the kids new bedding. Washed it. Went to iron it. Didn't turn iron down far enough. Burnt a hole in the elder one's duvet cover. It's right near the bottom, it can be hidden, but still...I have little money to get them stuff like this anyway, then I immediately ruin it.
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 19/03/2026
I mean of course we're going to lose to Date Everything but....... QUANTUM WITCH IS A GAYMING AWARDS NOMINEE!!!!! Jeepers this is surreal 😁😁😁 @mrbiffo.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social @jerdencooke.bsky.social @gaymingmag.bsky.social
Quantum witch has been nominated for best LGBTQ+ indie game
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AJRedЯum @ajred.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Morrissey, there. #TOTP
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If you know me, you probably know Gary. He's going to be running in the London Marathon to raise money for Alzheimer's Society. Give if you can, chums. www.justgiving.com/page/gary-ro...
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Gary's London Marathon JustGiving for Alzheimer's Society
Help Gary Rodger raise money to support Alzheimer's Society
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Random memory The village I lived in as a kid was so insular, when the lollipop lady went on holiday, she sent me a postcard. Was this a normal occurrence, or just my experience?
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm sorry, I'm willing to interact with many, at least with the first messages, but if you're asking me to help your entire dying family while your link has crypto in its name, then when I go on your account and apart from the last, all your messages are about crypto, I'm gonna block you
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Holy fuck, slapped in the face with...not nostalgia, but more " *points* I REMEMBER THIS SHIT!"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Albert the cat looking at me like “I thought you were supposed to be my best friend? Why’d you put me on a diet with out asking me?”
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
These things aren't bad. Could do with being a little stronger on the taste, but they smell *exactly* like garlic pizza bread.
A tub of Snackrite Snax in Garlic bread flavour, featuring a pizza slice with the design of a christmas tree, and three crisps, with some snow and presents at the bottom of the tree.
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I am so scared that I'm not gonna get my job I've signed up for, cos the registration I have to sign up for I was honest, I said I was dismissed from my last job
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I told important people I was dismissed from my last job, but I am now in limbo again They need to look at what happened then come back to me
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I say yes as it has “Hard” in the title
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
December, so time to answer that perennial question “is Die Hard a porno?”
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I have a job lined up, and I am terrified. Mainly cos I haven't done anything like this for years, though I have the qualifications Your friend is *terrified* To be honest
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I am even craving those silly cleaning videos where what they claim the did didn't happen ...yet I kinda still struggle cleaning my own house Come on, people, how do I do it these days???
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Literally the response when someone suggests maybe BIRTH OF A NATION needs to not be in the canon.
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I am literally breathing easier than I have in years I am no longer waking up with a gritty feeling in my mouth and an aching jaw Although I don't actually have a job right now, I am more relaxed and have more emotions than I have in YEARS
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Help please How do I work out how to pay my bills when I'm used to being paid on the last day of the month, then I suddenly have a job when I'm being paid weekly, one week in arrears? Any real suggestions are gratefully received. Anyone being an arsehole will be blocked. Thank you, lovelies <3
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Relm's Theme" from FF6 🎨🖌✨️ #FinalFantasy #UncleUlty
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think it's time for a TL cleanse. I'll post my favorite soothing FF songs over the next few days. I hope you all enjoy 🎵 Let's start with the Village of Dali from #FFIX 🌞🌻🏡
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Happy 30th anniversary #ChronoTrigger 💙⏳️✨️
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It's the year 2000. Which is more useless?
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@cheapshow.bsky.social hiya! I was just wondering which episode of CheapShow you had a record that was by a school choir? I am so confuzzled in which ep is which right now! I only asked because I wondered if it was the song that was penned by Richard Stilgoe. Cheers Jacqui
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It’s my birthday in a few days and all I want is my podcast to have 25k YT subs. We’re 190 away. Come on. Do it for the stupid, the sluts, and the slurs. www.youtube.com/@RespecttheD...
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Respect the Dead
Do you like talking shit about people but only when they can’t fight back? Then Respect the Dead is the podcast for you! Every week, Hoots and Caelan Conrad talk about people who sucked and are now (t...
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The Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 17/07/2025
Calling it early. #corrie
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Helen Broom @helenbroom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
So I've recently acquired some new political Pinback buttons for my collection and... who designed this? Tell me. I just want to talk.
Obama 2008 pin back button featuring pictures of George Washington, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, Barack Obama and Joe Biden with the words "The right men in the right place at the right time."
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Most of the live TV I watch is CBeebies and CBBC. Mostly because I have two kids But also because it's about the only place you can see in vision continuity these days. Pre-recorded, of course, but still... I miss IVC
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I spit out my drink
Hoots skeet that reads: “Being the only friend not on Ozempic sucks
- bitch I'm fucking HUNGRY!!”
Underneath is a reply from emilylisa1.bsky.social that reads “Inbox me if you need ozempic”Emilylisa1.bsky.social’s profile. It has only 1 skeet that reads “MOUNJARO”
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
STOP CALLING CONTINUATIONS REBOOTS!
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
@corriepodcast.com I saw recently that the wonderful @luxeria.bsky.social used your "LONDON???" edit on one of her videos, and I was delighted "Oh wow, I know who made that!" Hehehe, I love you AND Luxeria!
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jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"why do so many women give in to men?" "why do so many women say no to men?" Each question can be answered by the same question- men can get away with all sorts of shit legally purely by being cis men www.facebook.com/zawnv/posts/...
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"Heterosexual men—if we believe what they say online, in their blogs, in their emails to me, across podcasts, and to their partners—really do not like women. And they especially don’t like the women....
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I went to Paranormal College to get my Bachelors, Masters, and PhD - and I did it in 10 days! Majoring in ghosts, aliens, paranormal investigations, and psychic phenomena. Minoring in Sasquatch. Premiere watch-party on June 21st @ 1PM EST! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqTi...
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