Reposted by jacquiBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“20-25 minutes” “Step 2. Caramelise an onion” Shithouses. 0333
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I often hear this one being sung from upstairs by my 12 and 8 year olds, and I very much approve! 183
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026But they do my work for me, for less time but more mistakes What's not to love? 010
Reposted by jacquicyber disposables @twen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“tall” loses its mystique when fkn everybody is tall 3323
Reposted by jacquiCaelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026that time a literal nazi tried to sell fake estrogen to trans women but was too stupid to not caught in a day youtu.be/5oLkO5ZDQWo 615133
Reposted by jacquiThe Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 24/10/2025Strike a pose. #Corrie Vogue 272
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's a very funny game and you can add *any* Corrie thing to it And in my friend group, we're also constantly laughing at "HELLO LITTLE BUDGIE" 110
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I mean, I can also say that I introduced you to the "Ken Corrie Cock Game" because I once mentioned that my partner and I have a game where we find pics of Corrie online and say they're reacting to Ken getting his massive knob out but we never see it... I know, I'm unhinged :D 110
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I get it. Like, I once accidentally named the entirety of the fans of @cheapshow.bsky.social But I can't prove it cos my twitter account is long gone (though a friend of mine got one of the hosts to sign a programme saying "You "made" cheapskates" and that's enough for me! 120
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Do you have on hand a pic of him wearing it, I am talking to a friend from US who knows these things but doesn't follow the Corrie! 110
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026that's a fucking pasta bowl full of soup, it looks like two full cans I get it, soup is soothing and yummy, but there's a difference between a portion of soup and "oh my god she's traumatised, give her ALL the soup" 010
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026But Tyrone wearing the top you sent him is still the best (I've stopped watching right now, but if I pop in and see him wearing it, I'll yelp with delight as I did the first time) 110
Reposted by jacquiThe Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 25/08/2026In last night's #corrie Lauren in a 22 shirt gave me a new addition to my Corrie Characters in Numbered Shirts Collection. Joanie also wore a numbered shirt, but it was a bit too difficult to read. Boo. 141
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Oh god, fifteen years of having that sang at me on at least a weekly basis And the audacity of some people, after singing it, saying "you're too young to remember that, aren't you?" :D 100
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 08/08/2026While there's a single account spamming every discord with a patreon, as a patron 000
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Who the hell filled the Sports Mixture tub with other sweets? What if I want Sports Mixture? (and I often do, it's the closest to sports I get) 010
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 27/07/2026but i want to drink it it looks like lychee melon juice 010
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Not me thinking "I better tag Nikki in this or she'll never forgive me" :D 010
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026And also, I know that US only called it The Great Mouse Detective Which kinda detracts from the idea because of the fact that Basil Rathbone is *in* the film! 010
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Basil has always been one of my favourites, and people often forget about it My sister @dreamhazard.bsky.social got it for Christmas in about 1990? 1991? I got Ferngully, which has some great moments, but we watched Basil so much more 220
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It was just too good to not do it, if I do say so myself 010
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Mate, I know you well enough to know it was a case of when, not if 110
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I haven't as yet, but I'm a couple behind because I like to watch them with Devlin <3 110
Reposted by jacquiNikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 27/06/2026Hey all! This is my in-development game, Shards of a God! It's a narrative driven game where an old god might cause the destruction of everything... but that god is YOU. Sequel to the award nominated Quantum Witch. Join us on discord! Forward to your press friends! discord.gg/SYqHdMpYH 1220360
Reposted by jacquiWhy Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 19/06/2026SMTV Live today in 1999, the day before Father's Day, takes correspondence from kids on the subject of things dads do. Enter Sophie from Durham with almost certainly not what was expected. 0121
Reposted by jacquiJon Will Chambers @jonchambers.co.uk · 19/06/2026Where’s Andy Burnham going? 511338515
Reposted by jacquiThe Talk of the Street @corriepodcast.com · 19/06/2026In tonight's #corrie, after Tuesday debacle where London was mentioned four times without pay-off, we get pay-off. And how! Take a bow, Ali King! 081
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Choosing to read this as "fanny dips" Which I'm sure someone said was a Slade lyric in the Indecipherable Lyrics part of NMTB 020
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 19/06/2026She's 8, she's never even heard you apart from in passing. She's just got my sense of humour 010
Reposted by jacquiBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.ms.nowThe Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook familiesThe Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month. 274225525260
Reposted by jacquiBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The new InfoWars will livestream every Thursday at 8 p.m. this summer across any platform you watch video. The first episode will include Emergency Broadcast! with Tim Heidecker, the Jim Haggerty Show, and a bunch of surprises and very special guests every week. We've got grand designs. 272001219
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The other day, my kids were playing Rocket League 8yo said to 11yo "I threw you over China, I threw you over France, and now I'm gonna throw you over there and poop my pants" It's like living in an episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social in this house sometimes. 140
Reposted by jacquiCaelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Why does he want autistic kids to be working anyway? They’re kids. 41187
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Even my Scottish father could pronounce Llanfair PG- but he struggled with Pwllheli That's better than expecting someone to think white people are "better" 000
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I love Taryn Egerton speaking Welsh Sure, he was born outwith Wales But I'd much rather someone who sees himself as Welsh Than some arse who thinks they are Welsh but struggles with the language 200
Reposted by jacquiChristopher Anstey @chrisanstey74.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Scott Bakula should star in *everything*. #QuantumLeap 151
Reposted by jacquijacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Random memory The village I lived in as a kid was so insular, when the lollipop lady went on holiday, she sent me a postcard. Was this a normal occurrence, or just my experience? 001
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It's only about 3cm round, but it's enough to put me in a bad mood. 000
jacqui @jaytheclod.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Dammit Bought the kids new bedding. Washed it. Went to iron it. Didn't turn iron down far enough. Burnt a hole in the elder one's duvet cover. It's right near the bottom, it can be hidden, but still...I have little money to get them stuff like this anyway, then I immediately ruin it. 100
