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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Introverts: do you ever just agree with someone to end the conversation and keep your peace because arguing feels pointless and you already know the truth, and you just want the talking to stop?
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A hamster and hedgehog are slumped over. Hamster says “it’s so hot” hedgehog asks “do we know anyone with a pool?” Bottom panel, the friends are sitting in a fish bowl. Hamster says “thanks again for having us” fish replies “no problem”
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Aquarius: Best to heed the oracle bones and continue sitting in a slumped position against the wall.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Aries: Love will find you. This time it’s personal.
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eve @beefinwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Jack? Ja, Rose? Schön kühl, oder?
Titanic Meme
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Apple Music ist auch heiß.
Screenshot Musik App

Melissa Etheridge - Bring me some water
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aleha_84 @aleha84.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Under the umbrella music: insensible & énouement - vertigo
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Aquarius: This week calls for deeper introspection. No better time to take a stroll through the flesh-eating mists.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Aries: Do you know the difference between a buffalo and a bison? Either way, one of them is going to wreak havoc on your car this week.
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Daskritzelt @daskritzelt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hot-Grandpa-Summer 🍤
Ein Fisch der sagt:
„Im Auto die Klimaanlage auf 20 Grad, weil die Hitze dich fertig macht – aber die Sitzheizung auf volle Pulle wegen des Rückens.
Ü40 ist toll. Toll!“
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Aries: Scrap your plans to see your extended family. Hatch your plans to free the penguins from the nearest aquarium.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Aquarius: You will receive a thank you note and a fun cheese & fruit basket from Satan.
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Freitags nach Feierabend Bahnfahren geht auch nur mit Agressionstraining. Junge.
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Daskritzelt @daskritzelt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
See-Smalltalk
Links ein entsetzter Fisch, der sagt: was machen die denn da? Rechts einen entspannt gucken der Fisch mit Kaffeetasse der antwortet: Pssstt! Sonst retten die dich tot!
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 30/04/2026
27 Fakten über Gulasch, die nur die wenigsten kennen www.der-postillon.com/2019/04/fakt...
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27 Fakten über Gulasch, die nur die wenigsten kennen
Ob im Geschichtsunterricht, in der Sauna oder im Vorstellungsgespräch: Jeder von uns kommt unzählige Male in seinem Leben mit Gulasch in Berührung. Doch wie viel weißt du wirklich über das wohl…
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hat heute schon wer? Jedenfalls:
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a picture of a young man with the words it 's gonna be may on it
Alt: Justin Timberlake, der „It‘s gonna be May (me)“ singt.
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Irgendwie erinnert mich der frisch gepflanzte Schnittlauch an Strüppi von @datgestruepp.bsky.social 😄
4 Büschel Schnittlauch im Blumenkasten
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Aquarius: "It's not possible to play Muzak too loud," you've always said, and this is the week you learn how disastrously wrong you were.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Aries: This is a good week to stay in bed and weep uncontrollably.
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Tim & struppig @mkltxt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
»Bitte sagen sie jetzt nichts, Hildegard!«
Nahaufnahme unsererer Bartagame, der ein Salatblatt am Kinn klebt.

#Echsfreunde
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datGestruepp @datgestruepp.de · 02/04/2026
Ihr wollt mehr Hasen? Ihr bekommt mehr Hasen! Für den Rollercoasterhase, den Ghosterhase und die Prosterhasen könnt ihr euch bei @mariomacellaio.bsky.social bedanken! Hehe.
Wortspiele mit Osterhase. Rollercosterhase, Großterhaseee, Bürosterhase, Ostergrase, Erbosterhase, Kloßterhase, Ghosterhase und Prosterhase.
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Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
Screenshot of the Groupon website with an offer headline that reads “Buy now: Prosecco and a ‘wow’ Burlesque show, plus a meal for two”.
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Joscha Sauer @joschasauer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
🤖🔪 Wer mich auf www.steady.de/joscha unterstützt, bekommt Bonus-Panels zu meinen Cartoons! Dankeschön.
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Melanie Gywer @melaniegywer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ich hab "Krajamine, Krieg und Freitag und ich sitzen im Wortspielgefängnis" wiedergefunden :))
Zeichnung: die erwähnten Personen sitzt auf einer Knast Pritsch
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Happy World Bear Day! #worldbearday
Panel 1: A black cat and a bear sit at a poker table. The bear says, "I have a flush." Panel 2: The black cat responds, "Oh, a flush? So, you know that word?" Panel 3: The bear says, "Uhm, sure." The black cat then asks, "So, why don't you ever flush?" The bear looks confused. Panel 4: The scene zooms out, revealing a giraffe and a mouse also sitting at the poker table. The giraffe says "Seriously, Karl. Why don't you ever flush?"
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My long-term financial plan is to fake my own death
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
📽️🍿🥤
Eine große Metallschüssel mit süßem und salzigem Popcorn (mit kinoechtem Buttergeschmack)
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Look out. #grickledoodle #dragon #angry #rage #cartoon #art #drawing #humor #funny
A cartoon illustration of a dumbfounded knight looking at a tiny angry dragon holding a skull at the entrance of a cave littered in bones. Caption reads "She was the smallest dragon in the kingdom and by far the angriest."
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Aquarius: Probably nothing to worry about but, we just thought you'd want to know the creature draws near. Ever nearer, actually, it says here. The handwriting is sort of— well, I shouldn't editorialize. But uh. Yeah. Creature's comin'.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Aries: Aries is an anagram of "arise" which is what The Lord of the Withered will do in your backyard next week.
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Kraja🇩🇰 @krajamine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Habe heute zum ersten mal die dreiköpfige Deichkrähe beobachten dürfen #mittagmitkrähe
Krähen im Gras, drei davon sitzen so dicht hintereinander, dass es wie eine einzelne mit drei Köpfen aussieht
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aleha_84 @aleha84.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Morning music: Ødyzon - unfaithful
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Aquarius: You will be noticed this week. Noticed by all the people at the park as you lose a wrestling match with an elderly raccoon.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Aries: You will have "the craziest" dream tonight. Keep it to yourself. Nobody’s interested.
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Kplx @kplx.art · 14/03/2026
Still Sailing
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Detailed A4 ballpoint pen drawing: A glass bottle rests at an angle on a decorative stand like a classic ship-in-a-bottle display. Inside, a small sailing boat moves through choppy water, with a simple cartoon-style ghost standing on the deck. A plaque on the base reads “STILL SAILING.” The background is densely cross-hatched, creating strong contrast around the bottle and the ghostly boat. Loose grid sketch lines appear on the left, and the signature “KPLX” is visible in the lower right corner.
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JayKCGN @jaykcgn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Uuuund mal wieder….
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a man is holding a baton in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: Ein Dirigent dirigiert.
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rike @rikedraws.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
gibt so zeiten… — #öhrchen #kleinekunstklasse
eine tintenzeichnung von öhrchen, das zwei echte ösen wie ein fernglas benutzt und sorgenvoll, leicht schlagseitig schaut. darunter steht: manchmal ist einfach kein ende in sicht.
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Daskritzelt @daskritzelt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Wochenend-Ende
Ein Seestern der einen Ballon mit „Nichts-gemacht-Club“ hochhält.
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Mario Sixtus @sixtus.net · 28/02/2026
Wieder da: Aufgrund der vielen Nachfragen gibt es meine Doku "KI: der Tod des Internet" ab sofort wieder für 90 Tage in der Arte-Mediathek! Click, enjoy und: Weitersagen! www.arte.tv/de/videos/12...
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KI: Der Tod des Internets - Die ganze Doku | ARTE
Das Internet wird überschwemmt von KI-generiertem Müll. Automatisierte Bots produzieren eine Flut aus KI-generierten Inhalten, der das Internet zu ersticken droht. Der Wissensraum wird mit Desinformat...
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
She argues in Italian She sings to you in French She yells at you in German In tones that make you clench The girl is complicated And very hard to please When you disappoint her She
A Korean actress in traditional attire looks intently at someone off-screen. The image features a caption that states "[stares in Japanese]."
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Daskritzelt @daskritzelt.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pflanzenkunde, Teil 2: Der Low Performer (Supermarktbasilikum)
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Daskritzelt @daskritzelt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
NEUE SERIE! (Ja, heißt es ist vermutlich der letzte Teil). Pflanzenkunde, Teil 1: Der Büro-Ficus.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring
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