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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡

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I'm broke so asking me for $ is useless. Despite this header my posts are pretty positive tho. I like learning about game dev. She/her. My pfp is currently uni the cat who has an account on here

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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
realized i haven't drawn anything in a while so drew a pixelart self portrait of me
Stylized, almost simpsons like Pixelart portrait of a white, scraggly looking young woman with light brown hair
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was reading a book about illustrated bibles and it cracks me up that this random medieval manuscript used an x to stand for the inside of the ear which I'd only see in picrew before. truly, nothing's new under the sun
Medieval illustration on parchment of God, drawn as a white man with a beard, holding the 10 commandments tablets. The inside of his ears folds are symbolized with an x
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
looking at their Wikipedia page and would u believe that a German company that's been continuously operating since 1882 called White kinda sucks, even looking past their WWII-era antisemitism
Controversies

In 2011, NIVEA was fined $900,000 by the US Federal Trade Commission for falsely claiming that consumers could slim down by regularly applying NIVEA My Silhouette! cream to their skin.[12][13] The same year, NIVEA published a world map on its website that omitted Israel;[14] Simon Wiesenthal Center protests.[15]

In June 2019, the marketing and media industry journal Ad Age reported on 26 June 2019 that FCB, Nivea's long-time ad agency, had ended its relationship with the company. Among the primary reasons cited was NIVEA's rejection of a proposed ad that featured two men's hands touching because, according to a NIVEA executive, "we don't do gay at NIVEA."[16] Crain's Chicago Business reported that FCB had ended the relationship of more than a century. Noting that the breakup occurred at the end of LGBT pride month, Crain's noted that FCB would be forgoing the management of NIVEA's $21.8 million US advertising budget. It represented 1% of FCB's revenue globally.[17]
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being taught just a smidgen of latin has precisely one benefit: being able to laugh at stupid product names that are just a random latin word, such as “NIVEA Sunscreen” Nivea basically means snow-white. Wow looky here at "White Sunscreen," such a standout-feature. Also makes their slogan much worse.
Partial screenshot of Nivea sun care product's webpage's slogan: NIVEA IS FOR SKIN. which if you know the latin word translates into White is for skin or to be more precise: Snow-white is for skin. yikes
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tried to draw Bingo in the games style
A feeble attempt at redrawing bingo as she appears in the screenshot in the style of a silk song boss with the title lost sister
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw a recent reddit comment about how nice it is for playing pentiment on your tv, big head mode undefeated

I've only played it with head size three or so. I'm playing from the couch and just couldn't differentiate the faces well enough. 

From competitive-pea-9330 11 days ago
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Manfred von karma looking displeased and with a crudely drawn speech bubble over his head like he said that the parrot was lying. For context, he's from ace attorney, a series where a parrot is called to testify against him in court.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yesterday I read Mark Twains War Prayer illustrated by Seymour Chwast and wow. It's a searing condemnation of using religousity and patriotism to start wars. I thought that the text was written in the aftermath of WWI, but no it was published in 1910, Twain was just that prescient.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When i tried to play the video it just does this
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A screenshot of the pride and prejudice movie. Elizabeth bennet is standing in a field with flushed cheeks and a drawn-on speech bubble making it look like she said the skeet im responding to
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Proof:
A screenshot of the thousand hells steam store page showing its 3 bundles and that i owned all of the games there. 

Full text: Buy Exocolonist + Thousand
Hells BUNDLE 
Collection Complete! 2 of 2 items from this collection are already in your library.

Buy Heavens and Hells BUNDLE
Collection Complete! 2 of 2 items from this collection are already in your library.

Buy Thousand Hells x Sunless Skies
 BUNDLE 
Collection Complete! 2 of 2 items from this collection are already in your library.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Found it
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For context with and without the pixel filter
A screenshot of a short hikes starting area but with a slight pixel filter A screenshot of a short hikes starting area
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A screenshot from some forun site with some anonymous user saying Very normal thing to say call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mae from night in the woods looking enthusiastic and with a speech bubble so it looks like shes saying that
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Guy looking at computer looking concerned and sad, then turning his head to look away from the computer with the same expression like hes looking for someone to express his sadness to
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2501:_Average_Familiarity
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sometimes i wish i could see who i blocked who posted/what the skeet was but also this is really funny
A screenshot of the zaratustra skeet but the quoted post just reads blocked
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
theres this one tumblr post ive seen talking about that phenomenon but w fiction writing that I think about often
darling of dots feb 24 
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

the fucked-up part is that specifically notice this in like, BIPOC or queer romances because their authors a) are more likely to be harassed online b) tend to care about writing inclusive and intersectional books more, both of which are totally valid reasons, but unfortunately a book that is scared to be misunderstood is also scared to challenge the reader or allow for too much nuance or grey areas or character flaws and am sorry to say that it often makes for less compelling stories because it means shying away from ambiguities and complexities in an effort to reassure me, the reader, that everyone here is a Good Person engaging in Healthy Behaviours and Relationships
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My post has found its target audience
A cropped screenshot of my notifications with the text my Random ass Kururin fan liked your post and then the text of my comment that this comment is replying to
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't have any pets but i love zoos/aquariums so I've included some pics i took at the Minneapolis zoo and a petting zoo
A sand cat looking at the camera. It looks like a littlest pet shop characterA sand cat blinking and looking so cute it looks photoshopped A fluffy dark gray bunny and a fluffy, very light gray bunny curled up together like the yin and yang symbol
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
thank you for allowing me to see this perfection
A row of very cute baby seals in business suits from https://www.irasutoya.com/2026/04/blog-post.html?m=1
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is another one of ur skeets in that same thread.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
this is the post u were defending.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lovely happenstance on my popular with friends feed today
‪Brendan O’Kane‬
 ‪@bokane.org‬
· 3h
how does he do it, folks
‪Rebekah Valentine‬
 ‪@duckvalentine.bsky.social‬
· 3h
i love my kitty cat so much
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I came across a book report I made in elementary school and kid me was apparently unimpressed with Hurry Home Candy by Meindert DeLong
A section of a book report with the text What did you learn from this book? nothing
Would you recommend this book to a friend? mayby (original spelling)

Rate it. How many stars would you give it? There is a section with 5 empty stars to fill in. Kid me filled in 2 and a half
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I am closeted but it seems like the world itself is trying to out me. My mom mentioned she sent me a American girl doll personality quiz (says something about you based on your favorite one). I immediately told her oh my favs Molly right before I opened the quiz to this:
an Instagram post by funnyfacebakery that says If Molly was your favorite, you're gay now
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
Mario Lopez as Coach Slater from the Saved by the bell reboot
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I just can't get over how pathetic he is lol
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So, from my understanding, it works on the same principle of plasma forming from microwaving a grape, but on a much smaller scale I guess?
The phenomenon is entirely geometric. Spherical particles, such as many enveloped viruses, absorb ultrasound wave energy more effectively. It's that accumulation of energy inside the particle that causes changes in the structure of the viral envelope until it ruptures. Therefore, if viruses were triangular or square, they wouldn't undergo the same 'popcorn effect' of acoustic resonance," Bruno explains.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
About the claim that a track from the Strokes 2020 album is #1 on their Spotify popular list, I think it is important to note that that list is weighted towards new releases. As you can clearly see from the listener counts, Last Nite, from 2001, has more plays than the 2020 song in the #1 spot.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I must regretfully* inform you that 69 Dick Huff Lane is a real address
A Google maps screenshot of 69 Dick Huff Ln.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
this is super cool!
Neon yellow Text in the marathon font on a black background that reads I WANT A LAPTOP WITH RAM SO BAD in title case
Smaller text reads THIS LOOKS SICK BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT. 
Miniscule text reads ALYSSA I HATE YOU FOE STEALING MY RAM IN 2023
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Tbh it's pretty fitting that the first playlist that pops up when you search life is strange on Spotify is created by someone called Chloe #games #lifeisstrange #chloeprice #videogames
A screenshot of the playlist  Life Is Strange, which shows the person who created it's username is chloe, not capitalized. Their playlist has 137,068 saves and lasts 1 hour and 8 minutes. The background of the screenshot is brown and the thumbnail appears to be a screenshot of Chloe facing away from the camera and looking at a wall of photos
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Googles new update for Pixel phones makes it so there's a distractingly bright G on the bottom searchbar(which I cannot get rid of) this is destroying my homescreen's feng shui
A phone home screen with all light purple and gray app icons that match the wallpaper, a Chinese silk painting landscape with muted, cool colors. At the bottom of the screen, there's a saturated blue and purple G for Google that is distractingly vibrant
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I was reading a book review on a WordPress site and liked the reviewer enough that I turned off my adblocker. I was immediately then hit with this ad:
A poorly Photoshopped image of Ronald Reagans face superimposed onto the iconic uncle sam needs you propaganda poster. Except, Ronald Reagan has a pride flag painted under each eye and text around the bottom of the image reads "I WANT YOU to vote for Sexy Ronald Reagan as your 2026 Tumblr Sexyman! Below the image reads Reagan needs YOU Ronald Reagan is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER! And you should vote for him as Tumblr Sexyman 2026! The button to go to whatever forsaken website this ad came from has the text Understand His Ways on it.
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is the funniest localization notice I've ever seen in my life. #lovebullet #manga
Admidst a dessert background, two cupids from love bullet say yehaw as they shoot their comically-large guns in the air. In front of them, a cupid in a beret and bulletproof vest says "Love Bullet will be released in ENGLISH" while the protagonist of the series looks vaguely stressed as she holds a confused bald eagle. The bald eagle has a halo and is thinking of the American flag with question mark
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This was really fun!
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is so cute!
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Pikachu! I grew up with the pokemon manga so I'm drew it kind of like the artist #pikachu #traditonalart #watercolor #pokemon #tradart
A watercolor picture of a chubby Pikachu on a white background
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This article was a wild ride
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Bsky cropping kinda killed this but here you go
The words Manuscript Submitted in the same format as a dark souls noun verbed notification
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Jawless fish 🗣️🐟🐠🐡 @jawless-fish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
An edited screenshot from Parks and Rec reading Veroxxotle. Proud to be one of America's 1 Companies
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