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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam

@timetravel.camp
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cinematographer, photographer, time-waster. Lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Man and anti-man came to grips like infuriated lions. www.imdb.com/name/nm0003057 highwatermedia.com bio.site/keithputnam

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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 1h
She looks like an anime demon
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 1h
My 1974 TR6 is for sale! YOU want a little British car, yes you do! opposite-lock.com/topic/147352...
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1974 Triumph TR6 for sale, $19K OBO
Yep, I'm selling my TR6, the car I more or less bought on a whim over a year ago when I suddenly chose to get into cars and couldn't afford an Aston Martin V8 Vantage from the mid-80s (I still can't)....
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 8h
Let's train this big pile of math on the huge corpus of extant written text. Ha ha, whoops, turns out that corpus had an unbelievable amount of racism in it, oh well.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 9h
Speaking of: www.404media.co/surveillance...
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Surveillance Company Tells Cops It Wants to Add Facial Recognition to Flock Cameras
A surveillance company wants to "close the gap" that Flock won't do, by pitching facial recognition on its cameras.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 9h
"How has anyone NOT heard the song 'Choosin' Texas'????"
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 9h
The upside of always-on telematics: I'm wondering when the shop might start my inspection, and then I get an alert on my phone saying "your doors are unlocked". Surely this is worth being plugged into the transnational omnisurveillance network.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 15h
*I wonder if it's the native aesthetic of slop-video that it should always be extremely pretty and hypnotically-detailed, while also lacking individual human subjectivity, and avoiding divisive or upsetting stances or statements *Like a cinematic auteur-theory that is also intensely sycophantic
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 29/09/2026
The day I lost my innocence was when I learned that setting a microwave oven to a lower power doesn't actually reduce the intensity of the microwaves, but just shortens the amount of time the microwaves are generated.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 29/09/2026
talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/why-all...
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Why All the Handwringing About a ‘Tea Party of the Left’ Was So Misguided
This article is part of Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news analysis. As...
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 28/09/2026
Is there a way to be a Napping influencer
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 28/09/2026
Grimdark Mary Poppins
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 27/09/2026
Some days I actually start to feel like I’m not grotesque, and weirdly they tend to correlate with days I’ve showered properly.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 27/09/2026
There's also the funny irony of Rolling Stone, a publication begun and maintained in order to champion the cultural product of a particular group of people, accusing others of doing things for "cultural cachet".
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 27/09/2026
Like any other eugenicist movement, Science reveals that proponents Just Happen to occupy the most superior layer of the pyramid!
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 27/09/2026
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 27/09/2026
Because they suck ass, The Wall Street Journal. Because they are dogshit.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was 4 years old the word “doody”, and sometimes”peepee”, was the funniest thing you could say but it’s not funny any more bc of feminism and Frankfurt school cultural Marxism infected our world with woke
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 26/09/2026
Listen, I don’t like being the son and heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar any more than you do.
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thinking about the only truly essential piece of tv criticism: Gary Warnett (RIP) IDing every sneaker worn by jerry seinfeld, a character played by jerry seinfeld on the situation comedy seinfeld web.archive.org/web/20110408...
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A Complete Guide to Seinfeld's Sneakers | Complex.com
Jerry Seinfeld: sneakerhead. Yup. Check out this history of the Nikes Jerry wore over the course of the Seinfeld television show. Complex.com: The original buyer's guide for men.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 26/09/2026
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HUGE: Autozone workers just won the first ever union at the company. Despite Autozone spending an estimated $210,696 and using every tactic in the book to stop just 11 workers from forming a union, the small shop in New York chose to unionize today. These workers will now join the @uaw.org.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 26/09/2026
Never noticed before how much C. Kirk looks like the Stonks Meme Guy.
Kirk looking like a rubber-faced caricature
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 25/09/2026
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 25/09/2026
We are fully gonna see Nathan Fielder’s dong
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 24/09/2026
Pretty incredible that someone with an active arrest warrant from the International Criminal Court for "war crimes..., crimes against humanity... and other inhumane acts" can just blithely walk into and out of the UN a free man.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 24/09/2026
Local bodega has newspapers for sale from Obama’s inauguration day 2009.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 23/09/2026
If Oakley wraparounds perched on a backwards baseball cap were a car. bringatrailer.com/listing/2017...
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1,100-Mile, One-Owner 2017 Dodge Viper SRT Snakeskin ACR Edition Extreme
Bid for the chance to own a 1,100-Mile, One-Owner 2017 Dodge Viper SRT Snakeskin ACR Edition Extreme at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #265,528...
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 23/09/2026
Baby’s first @roryblank.bsky.social t-shirt
Prison of Desire
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 23/09/2026
Before I fall down some sort of conspiracy rabbit hole by researching this, can anyone tell me what alerting Congress to the square root of 47,770,609 is supposed to unlock? Or the result, which is 6,911.63?
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 22/09/2026
When I had lived in NYC for about ten years a drunk townie in the back garden of an Astoria bar declared me to be “a New Yorker” so this whole “transplant” discourse can go screw.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 22/09/2026
I declare the new Miley Cyrus album to be like 2/3 fine.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 21/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to “work it”.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 21/09/2026
New wheels. Apex VS-5RS 17x9" ET42
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Thus, the rulers of Venice pulled off a peculiar trick, both publicly erasing Faliero’s memory and solidifying the memory of the preservation of the republic. It’s a trick, if things go well, that Americans are going to have to learn as well."
a portrait of a black cloth with gold words in Latin painted on it
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Shia LeBeouf is caught in a conspiracy where nothing is at it seems for some reason. Computers, possibly Justin Long are there"
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 19/09/2026
Sure thing, UltraMegaboner69420
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 18/09/2026
My 7th-grader's English teacher today said "I'm smarter than you think I am!" to the kid during a talking-to in the hallway and, ma'am, I hate to break it to you, but
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 18/09/2026
Clone troopers are all gay, right
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 17/09/2026
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 17/09/2026
YudyudyudyudyudyudyudyudyudyudyudyudYUDYUDYUDYUDYUDYUDYUDYUD
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
data center? how about you date a girl instead
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 17/09/2026
Evidently the issue comes with a flexidisc, which is a nice throwback.
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orinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
charli xcx in playboy i think i hauve covid
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 16/09/2026
Things are escalating.
A Triumph TR6 up on floor jacks, and a shop creeper partway underneath.
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Keith "Alcinous" Putnam @timetravel.camp · 15/09/2026
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