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mais, je te le dis: je n'irai pas plus loin

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 2h
i love posting
big stupid error
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 01/10/2026
apparently this is the only achewood image i have saved and it's not even a full panel but it is one of my favorites
ray on the phone to the whole foods guy saying "i'ma have to look that one but, but i like how you just said 'seven dollar potato'"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 29/09/2026
from the mists of central queens, a challenger appears
the convergence of 60th St, 60th Ln, 60th Pl (x2), 60th Ave, 60th Rd, 60th Dr, and 60th Ct (x2)
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 26/09/2026
although...
same post, with both the OBJ entity and the thread post counter
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026
genuinely really funny to me to see him milk his involvement with wow like this. i never learned how to do math so i don't know if it's pathetic or not
kern departed blizzard in 2005
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026
im hearing this for the first time
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/09/2026
i was thinking the other day, that post about a dorito killing a medieval peasant but instead of a dorito it's any show from 1994 and instead of a medieval peasant it's a guy that complains about how woke stuff is now
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/09/2026
which is it. did they tell you or not
THEY ACTUALLY BASICALLY JUST TOLD US ... THEY ALSO KICKED US OFF AND DIDNT EVEN TELL US
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/09/2026
you awaken feeling well rested
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 19/09/2026
haven't played geoguessr in a long time, this is a pretty funny result to get. can you guess where this was (probably easy if you play geoguessr but not otherwise)
i got the country and continent right but not the hemisphere
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18/09/2026
the author has written on a variety of topics,
another "article" on the same website from the same "author" about the hottest and trendiest options for girls' nicknames
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18/09/2026
changing my phones language is already paying unintentional comedy dividends
ceci n'est pas un spam
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 17/09/2026
bruh
1/91 thread counter
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 15/09/2026
it's right and good to make fun of the english but most americans are so bad at it
epic "aren't british names and concepts funny" written by a person who has never encountered anything british
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 13/09/2026
hey does it bode well for your movement if nerds are making parody songs out of your elegy
youtube video called "We Are Calculus (We are Charlie Kirk Parody)"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 11/09/2026
just doing this to confound people who pay attention to the piano roll
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 08/09/2026
Au bord de la mer by Romaine Brooks
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 08/09/2026
i think i say that because in my mind i pair it with this painting, which i love because she is fucking sick of standing like this:
js sargent's Lady with the Rose (Louise Burckhardt)
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 05/09/2026
love this - ok you can customize it, great. when are you doing that? are you spending an hour in your driveway moving icons around your big car ipad or are you doing that while driving? i'd bet serious money that most people are doing the latter
"There's climate buttons always there at the bottom of the screen, and you can arrange the controls and other shortcuts however you want. You could make basically the whole row be just climate controls and never have to open a (one touch away) menu"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 04/09/2026
once again, they could have pinpointed my dialect with laser accuracy if they had included the term i use for this question. instead i get 52% ohio but otherwise southern california
dialect quiz question about the area between the sidewalk and the road, missing a very specific term
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 01/09/2026
great reporting 👍
a reporter(?) that a lot of people follow just going "i don't understand their crazy moon language but here's some people i guess"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 31/08/2026
ok this is a thing i genuinely love. when a band has members that all have goofy themed stage names except one guy
from wikipedia: 

"Avenged Sevenfold (abbreviated as A7X) is an American heavy metal band from Huntington Beach, California, formed in 1999. The band's current lineup consists of vocalist M. Shadows, guitarists Zacky Vengeance and Synyster Gates, bassist Johnny Christ, and drummer Brooks Wackerman."
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 27/08/2026
whirligigs comin
weather widget showing some icons that indicate something spinning later
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 27/08/2026
navy sailor case after overboard incident
Navy sailor case after overboard incident
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 26/08/2026
oh no here comes the t1000
a range of dates in a text message that has been recognized as a range but incompletely, making it Actually Worthless
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 25/08/2026
ok that is much more recent than i expected
"[french dressing's] composition was once regulated by the United States federal government, which withdrew its standard of identity in 2022."
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 21/08/2026
i've never tried this before, pretty fun!
pinpoint USA score 4523 / 5000
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20/08/2026
is it good to forfeit a fight that you were winning
trending topic: canada restocks US booze
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 17/08/2026
kid rock hey authority tweet
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 13/08/2026
ok this one is purely my opinion but i think 1) understanding stuff about statistics is probably good but this is too general for me to have a real solid feeling on; 2) i dunno man, i think probability is one of the most a) counterintuitive and b) practically useless things for most people to know
response to one of those "what's a thing you wish more people knew" posts: 

"Nobody should be able to hold senior office in any field without a working understanding of statistics and probability."
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 11/08/2026
awesome, thank you. for reference, this was the picture - i was trying to figure out what the street roughly perpendicular to the line of vision was since cherry is too far from the river to be right and figured water street must have gone through there at some point
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 09/08/2026
i swear to god people are so stupid
trending topics, first one is "todd blanche named in epstein files", something that should be neither surprising nor scandalous since he was a lawyer on the case
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 09/08/2026
i don't like it yet
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 05/08/2026
he is undergoing what the french call 'la depardieuisation'
nicolas cage becoming a big fella for the john madden movie
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 04/08/2026
no thanks
an account that "follows you", who also follows nearly three hundred thousand accounts
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 31/07/2026
google maps travel times from one end of the M train to the other (a route which starts in queens, goes into manhattan, then into brooklyn, and then back to queens to a location about three miles from where it started) - taking the train is 1h 11m, walking is nine minutes shorter. not pictured: two slightly longer walking routes, both clocking in under the train time
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 23/07/2026
chris meloni in what appears to be a kufi but it might just be the angle
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22/07/2026
when you're right you're right
look at them. if they're stupid looking, don't get them
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 15/07/2026
billiards?
the achewood where ray introduces solo by chatsack with karl lagerfeld
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 12/07/2026
this guy was moving too fast for me to get a good picture
some kind of bug
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 11/07/2026
@phylan.website
Harry Kane: Le Bitch Mondial
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 11/07/2026
david lynch is saying the quoted post
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 08/07/2026
it's almost literally all "i have been sacrificing my many riches to support my son and his cartoonishly heartless wife. but no more!" which is something that zero percent of the people who would watch these can relate to in the slightest
dad payback video wherein son's evil wife turns him away at his most destitute. little does she know he has been contacted by the butler of a mysterious dead billionaire...dad payback video where he somehow "let" his son-in-law be the CEO of his company "without his knowledge"dad payback video featuring—you guessed it—his son's evil wife. guest starring a dolphin
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 07/07/2026
ma reaction quand je vois le score du match
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 06/07/2026
lol
post from a person saying (paraphrased) "what should the person who earned a suspension be expected to do but take advantage of the corruption that favors him"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 01/07/2026
genuinely kind of funny that chapo has, through no effort of their own, turned 'brooklyn' into a metonym for left-wing american politics
post from abdul el-sayed saying he doesn't "listen to 'political experts' at all. [he listens] to michiganders" in response to an opponent's post saying not to listen to "michigan (not brooklyn) political experts"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 27/06/2026
a lot of non- and ex-christians who know a nonzero amount about the history of christianity make the mistake of assuming christians know or care about this stuff at all.
quoted post: "Starting in 2030, all public school students in Texas will be required to read passages from the Bible in class"
quoter's addition: "an underrated subplot here is the new battle this inevitably sets off: 

WHICH Bible?"
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 26/06/2026
more regional antifascist stickers
nantes antifascist sticker in breton and french
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 24/06/2026
lol
opensecrets search showing the top name searched is 'hassan'
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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 24/06/2026
ladies,
the state of Misthe state of Ms.
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