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Discounted Jason Statham

@jastheface715.bsky.social
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I'm not good I'm not bad I'm somewhere in between ☯️| Witty and an Smartass 🖤| No-Gi Jiu-Jitsu practitioner | NY Giants & Miami Hurricanes fan 🏈

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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Locking in on the savagery.
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Every struggle Every session Every setback Every sadness Every anger Every silence Every betrayal Every regret Burn it into memory Forge it into a weapon Use pain as fuel.
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
No Nut November is stupid….I’m already thinking about failing it
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Can we go back to the time when we was obsessed with 69 instead of 6-7…kids today are fucking dumb
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Sure the night skies in Miami is nice but it doesn’t beat New York….. Even on TV or on social media reels.
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Some experiences are not meant to last, only to remind us that beauty can exist, even in passing. 🖤🤍
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’ve learned the most about myself in silence…… When no one’s watching, and the only thing I hear is my own truth.
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
😂😂😂
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Fantasy Football drafts are done!! Now just hoping the best and continue to win multiple titles. 🏆
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
South Park truly doesn’t give a fuck…. Nobody is safe
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Nobody cares about a man’s mental health until his pain turns into anger then he’s just a bad guy.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Use your past traumas be the best version you can be. That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be. Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc. Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself. ⏳🩸
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
“Belt to ass” is the new “stand on “business.”
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy National Hot Dog Eating Contest to those who celebrate it 🌭🇺🇸
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Lately; the idea of living in a Lake house with a mountain view doesn’t sound crazy at all.
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Even through the darkest days This fire burns….always
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Me asking that same question every Monday
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
☕️🐸
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wanna be destructive together.. slow wink
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
⚪️☯️⚫️
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Can’t find the urban dictionary term for “369 damn you fine”
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Skeet like nobody's reading...
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I lost 8 LBs in 2 weeks And yes I deserve a cookie 😂💪🏼
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I have a suggestion for overpopulated prisons…. But nobody wants to have that conversation
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kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Don’t be bitching about the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 when almost half the population also has an PS5/Xbox360
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I know traffic will be crazier after the finished product… can’t wait to see it though 👀
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
if decades of food competition shows have taught me anything it's that the best food is made with hate and spite, not love
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Penn State wrestling is truly a dynasty
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
😂😂
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
For the time being …. Maybe I’ll text “go fuck yourself” and it’ll stop permanently
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
To get to the pot of gold You first gonna beat up the leprechauns ☘️
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Deshaun Watson is engaged and I can’t even get a text back LMFAO 🤣 💀
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 16/03/2025
This Stone Cold Steve Austin PSA is one of the funniest Austin videos #316Day 😂😂😂
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My WiFi network is called “ZoomMeeting” and the password is “CouldHaveB33nAnEmail”
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Game: Try using stealth to take down the enemy. Me:
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 12/03/2025
STEPHANIE VAQUER IS DOUBLE CHAMP!!! #WWERoadbock
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Me Gusta!!!! With the right coaching he’ll be an All Pro
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twin Peaks but with MILFS/Cougars
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m sure by now the farmers/truckers are sick of daylight saving times.
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is so fucking priceless for a silent auction 🤣🤣💀💀
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Everytime
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Discounted Jason Statham @jastheface715.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
When somebody outbids me in a silent auction.
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 04/03/2025
competitively avoiding potholes like i'm playing mario kart
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