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Jason Krech

@jasonkrech.bsky.social
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Rocktown, born and raised | Proud Duke | Devoted TV snob | Former soft-throwing lefty | I now talk about sports while maintaining my amateur status.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/10/2026
So many of you could've simply hired Bob Chesney. But no
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Jason Krech @jasonkrech.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wayne Knight padding his already-stellar BVP Award credentials alongside the legendary Darren Sproles @edsbs.bsky.social
Wayne Knight alongside fellow short legend Darren Sproles
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meet Derek.
An AI add with a stickfigure using a computer: "Meet Derek. AI every day. Always hitting a wall. Then he found evenfall. Private AI chat. No ads. No behavioural tracking. More room to create.Screenshots from "The Good Place" of Jason Mantzoukas (Derek) saying: Well I wasn't technically designed for this. But to be fair, I wasn't designed for anything."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bro's not even playing basketball anymore and he's still getting dunked on
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/08/2026
It straight up pisses me off that Dolly Parton was doing this stuff for the past 30 years while the biggest assholes in the world became billionaires whose only charitable contributions are to their own tax-exempt organizations (that they receive tax benefits for donating to & "volunteering with".)
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It actually and obviously has never been harder. This is the exact opposite of the truth. The grift has reached its terminus point.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "We won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only $20 per person. Plus you can get $50 in free bets when you sign up for an account."
An outfielder tries to make a catch in the Field of Dreams game up against a fence advertising for FanDuel
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s me I’m like a lot of Americans I ✅support same sex marriage ✅care about the environment ✅will grind society’s bones to a powder through unchecked free market economics and key-jangling propaganda to avoid paying a single dollar of my taxes
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Traditionally situations like this have only *almost* tanked the world economy so I think we're probably fine
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
another feature I can ignore 👍
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Jason Krech @jasonkrech.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All of us, doing literally the most basic human things by ourselves and not by relying on incorrect plagiarism machines, can work together to kill these tech barons’ awful dreams before they even get off the ground.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey man, it’d be cool if we oriented our entire national strategy around me never having to hear this piece of shit talk ever again
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/07/2026
You simply can’t be seen attempting to talk shit to a guy who is winning, laughing at you, and, crucially, taller than you
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 05/07/2026
Absolute banger of an obituary in the Seattle Times today, rest in peace Judy
Judith DOORIS
May 18, 1936 - Jun 13, 2026
Judy Chambers Dooris was born on either March or May 18 - nobody is certain - 1936, in California, and died June 13, 2026. This is already off to a rough start. Mom would never reveal her age to us kids, so she would certainly object to announcing her birth year in the news-paper. Apologies, mom. They made us do it.
Judy was the firstborn child of Mildred Devlin and EdwardIn her early 20s, Judy was a bridesmaid at Bill Dooris' cousin's wedding. He was smitten and courted her long-distance for many months. She would want us to write here that she had options. But lucky for us, she chose Bill and a life filled with his good humor, song, and laughter. She would often say to us "marry someone fun" because she did.
Judy and Bill lived in Bellevue, and Judy birthed 4 kids in just under 4.5 years. Obviously, she was Catholic. Judy was ferociously protective of her children against clear threats. Once on a family camping trip, a roaring drunk uncle stormed into our camping trailer intending to scare us kids, but mom met him at the threshold and hollered, "YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" He yelped and retreated, squeaking "sorry Judy." Against possible threats, she
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On this, the 250th anniversary of our great nation, I am reminded of one of our founding principles: "You fucking dorks. Go home you turds, you sad pieces of shit." --Thomas Paine (attributed)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
brain melting in a microwave cartoon meme
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Anyway, time to go talk to a bunch of athletic directors in a fucking CASINO about how bad sports gambling is
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There’s a shortage of slapping the shit out of people and we need a market correction on that.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
ahahaha Scott Pelley ain't a bitch
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
AI writing is for loooooooooooooooooooosers. I want my work to be good or suck based on whether my human brain is good or sucks.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A far-right idiot amplified by Alex Jones, Jason Whitlock, Gavin McInnis and others has been streaming himself saying racist shit to black people in order to provoke them into violence so he can shoot them. He just shot just a black man here in Tennessee.
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The Right’s Worst New Star Just Shot Someone
Meet “Chud the Builder.”
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You might be angry at RFK Jr. for launching an assault on SSRIs but reserve judgment until we learn what miracle medicines he has synthesized from all of the animal penises he has cut off
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Reminder that Florida voters passed a Constitutional amendment in 2010 banning gerrymandering with 62% of the vote and the Florida GOP just stole the courts and ignored it. By contrast retaliatory gerrymanders in CA and VA passed with the approval of voters. Yet media portrays them as equivalent.
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Anton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026
a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/04/2026
Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Trump floods the zone with so much shit you can get deep into his second term before learning that one of his FEMA guys believes he has the power of teleportation
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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Today’s @mattbrown.bsky.social newsletter might be the clearest, most useful demonstration of the power dynamics in college basketball (and college sports in general) that I’ve ever seen. Schools in power conferences exclude everybody else, and then blame them for their own exclusion
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Here is a list of everybody Miami (OH) TRIED to schedule in men's basketball this season
Don't blame the Redhawks for not having enough big names on their schedule. They tried to add plenty of them...and I've got the proof.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Today we celebrate Alysa Liu, Olympic gold medalist and daughter of a political refugee who came to the U.S. seeking safety and opportunity. Refugees strengthen our communities — as neighbors, leaders, and even champions. When we invest in belonging, we all rise.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This man has caused so much damage to women in sports. Glad he’s being very clear about who he is and his disdain for all women.
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
wrote about Michael J. Fox's appearance on Shrinking, which was cool for a lot of reasons, some of them pretty important to me type-click-type.ghost.io/tell-em-mich...
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Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox
I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
No ICE at the Super Bowl. None. Zero.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 09/02/2026
This is one of the best things I've ever seen
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