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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*!

@jasonklamm.com
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"Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero" available everywhere now: djch.xyz/ferris jasonklamm.com/live "Presenting... Dick Davy" @ Stand Up! Records Author, actor, podcaster, library worker. It's pronounced "klahm"

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 29/09/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/09/2026
Quoth the Raven: "That's so me."
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/09/2026
The latest victim of my writing schedule is... @dereksherry.bsky.social! Derek is from Dan and my hometown, and young enough to be our child. Derek is also the ONLY other person from Laurens to be in entertainment. Pretty much. Except their brother. This was FUN! Sorry for the delay.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 23/09/2026
Finished my first screenplay in years today. Woooooooo
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 23/09/2026
I have to imagine so.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 23/09/2026
My great uncle Pepperdine invented the fecesal, the slogan for which was "don't you dare piss in it." #familyhistory
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 22/09/2026
During bi visibility month I feel it important to say that my mom was disappointed when I came out to her. She was very much hoping and assuming I'd turn out to be gay. This is true. Love my weird mom.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 21/09/2026
One of the great joys of my life was Gore Vidal doing his impression of Truman Capote for @vpmattsaxe.bsky.social and I at Vidal's house in LA. My great regret is not turning on the camera for it, and forgetting everything he said in the whiniest, pissiest little Capote voice you could ask for.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 20/09/2026
My "ideas" document is almost 400,000 words long lets start a support group we keep forgetting to attend
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Dan and Jay's Comedy Hour @danandjay.com · 18/09/2026
Dan and Jay’s Comedy Hour Episode 318 - Glenmorangie's Dark Place EPISODE: djch.xyz/glenmorangie Dan and Jay talk about such and things. This episode is brought to you by the Michigan Renaissance Festival, Mudita Kompakt Minimalist Phones and WristBandBros.com. #DJCH
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/09/2026
A year ago today, @dangomiller.bsky.social and I performed live together for the first time in the (then) 32 years of @danandjay.com, followed by a month-long museum display of mostly fake artifacts from the group's history. Museum companion book to come soon. #sketch #improv #live #comedy
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/09/2026
To quote my good buddy Josh: That's another [book] written. (He's written over 250 novels, I'll have to settle for ten or whatever this is. Feels good!) (No one paid me to write this one - into the agent gauntlet!)
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 15/09/2026
nice to e-meet you
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/09/2026
I cant normally picture myself in tie-dye but this is pretty dope
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/09/2026
There is so much happening here. I am oddly drawn to this.
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Dan and Jay's Comedy Hour @danandjay.com · 08/09/2026
Dan and Jay’s Comedy Hour Episode 317 – Fuck You, It’s Art EPISODE: djch.xyz/fuckyouitsart Dan and Jay from forever ago chatty chat chat about all kinds of shit. This episode is brought to you by the Michigan Renaissance Festival, Mudita Kompakt Minimalist Phones and WristBandBros.com. #DJCH
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 06/09/2026
Oh! And I should thank Darin Shock for the dust jacket, and Matthew Chojnacki over at @1984prods.bsky.social conceived of the whole notebook theme. I just executed most of it. :)
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Erik Jay Weber @fantasticcosmic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also just saw this and you get another "fuck yeah" from me
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 06/09/2026
<arm_clasp.gif> It's going in all my books and films from here on out!
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 06/09/2026
Thank you so much! A couple of the pen and ink designs on the back are from actual Shermerites, too.
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Erik Jay Weber @fantasticcosmic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Picked this up at the local bookstore today and just noticed a bit of white gloss peeking from under the dust cover's edge, which got me curious. Wow. Really excellent book design for this project, @jasonklamm.com
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Thursdeighties: The Greatest Decade Podcast (hosted by Billiam) @thursdeighties.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ep. 34 is LIVE! Author, voice actor, and sketch comedian @jasonklamm.com talks about his new book, "Ferris Bueller: You're My Hero"...and it is the most definitive "making of" book I have EVER read! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #FerrisBueller #80sMovies #80sPopCulture #JohnHughes
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 03/09/2026
Is there a website out there that's like a non-tinfoil-hat version of BoingBoing? That was my only internet salve for a time. Now there is none.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 02/09/2026
For the last five years I've been monitoring the email address j_u_k_t@yahoo.com. If this means anything to you, you're a weird little nerd.
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Writers know this but in my experience normies do not: Printed book sales are healthy! www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/b...
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Dragons, Sex and the Bible: What Drove the Book Business This Year
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 17/08/2026
A man pays Virginia O'Brien $20 for a cigar and tells her to keep the change. In 1943 this was almost $400.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 17/08/2026
They're all in their early 30s (except Zero who is somehow 28!) in this movie, which is kind of blowing my mind. Also not *all* of it holds up. There is indeed a white man doing a voice he shouldn't be doing during one of many non-plot entertainment interludes.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 17/08/2026
I am somehow just finding out that Du Barry Was A Lady is out on Blu-Ray. This was a staple growing up. Hardly perfect, but I long to see this in HD. Whether it actually holds up or not, the cast is killer: Lucille Ball, Red Skelton, Zero Mostel, and Gene Kelly, and that's just for starters.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/08/2026
- IMDb mini biography by: Anonymous Sure.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 08/08/2026
I love watching back to see him, Dick Van Dyke, Fred Gwynne, and George Kennedy at the beginnings of their careers. I'm probably missing someone, but those are the standouts. I love that show.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 08/08/2026
Now that's what I call music font but it reads now this is a story all about how
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"It has forever been thus: So long as men write what they think, then all of the other freedoms- all of them- may remain intact. And it is then that writing becomes a weapon of truth, an article of faith, an act of courage." ~Rod Serling
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 08/08/2026
I hate to be the one to say this, but no one else will, so I'll pull off the bandaid. Your favorite YouTuber isn't real. Also you shouldn't have one of those.
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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 07/08/2026
One subscription to POP HEIST can fund an article on the site — like, I dunno, a 12000 word feature piece about a niche aspect of an '80s cartoon. Please subscribe and fund a little madness today 💜 buff.ly/vZd9gGt
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/08/2026
I never did Nano but all the dumb shit they did ruined something fun for a lot of friends of mine. Honestly, someone should "bring it back," which is to say just start doing it every November as a decentralized fun thing where we just share our love of writing. Needs a new name maybe.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/08/2026
I think my bad social media practices can be blamed on me exclusively using the Jeremy Renner App.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/08/2026
But why is Patton's fucking helmet 150% the size of a normal one?! This is not the point it's just another crime god fucking Christ
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When @kennethwreid.bsky.social had @jasonklamm.com on @tvguidancepod.bsky.social he insisted that FOLLOW THAT BIRD was the BEST Muppet movie. I was dubious so I invited him on @cinemashame.bsky.social for his second appearance to defend his position. And he did!
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Cinema Shame: Follow That Bird (1985) / Ken Reid
TV Guidance Counselor Ken Reid sweeps Allan's clouds away by forcing him to first-time watch FOLLOW THAT BIRD (1985). James is just happy to talk about Muppets.&nbsp; Follow us on Bsky @cinemashame.bs...
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 04/08/2026
@amerrill2.bsky.social took them.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 04/08/2026
Your reminder that I predicted meme coins in 2015. I take no pride in this. (From my second book, "Post-Modem: The Interwebs Explained") #books #predictions #memecoins #interweb #author
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 03/08/2026
Opinion: As you can see from these charts, I don't understand people. We can't simply implement proven practices in a country where we've never tried them. We're the US - we invented the assembly line. We only innovate ways of making the poor service everyone else, not the other way around.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 03/08/2026
This is obscene.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 01/08/2026
We will have AI fart cloud analysis before we have a cure for cancer.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
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Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Alison Macrina @flexlibris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
bring Library Freedom Project to your library to host these classes, or use our free resources at libraryfreedom.org/resources
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/07/2026
I loathe the take of “well every writer is using AI and afraid to say it”. Like, that’s only true if your sample group is tech reporters and various hacks. Writers that don’t give a shit about writing, they just know they need a newsletter to make money, use AI. That’s a big fucking difference
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 28/07/2026
My long-held theory is perhaps about to be turned into something unwholesome (which is to say, using transness as a cudgel).
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 26/07/2026
How much of this trouble are we in just because this dumb fuck loves adjectives too much? Everything is "beautiful" and "perfect." There's a brand of person who thinks they sound smart based on their use of adjectives. They have the same "brain" as generative AI machines and they're ruining us.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/07/2026
Twenty years ago a short film of mine was a semi-finalist in @fxnetworks.com's pilot contest. We lost, but thanks to @vpmattsaxe.bsky.social, we still pitched to FX. Next year we were one of only 5 finalists in a @comedycentral.bsky.social competition, the only submission to place in both contests.
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