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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*!

@jasonklamm.com
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"Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero" available everywhere now: djch.xyz/ferris jasonklamm.com/live "Presenting... Dick Davy" @ Stand Up! Records Author, actor, podcaster, library worker. It's pronounced "klahm"

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/09/2026
A year ago today, @dangomiller.bsky.social and I performed live together for the first time in the (then) 32 years of @danandjay.com, followed by a month-long museum display of mostly fake artifacts from the group's history. Museum companion book to come soon. #sketch #improv #live #comedy
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 02/09/2026
For the last five years I've been monitoring the email address j_u_k_t@yahoo.com. If this means anything to you, you're a weird little nerd.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 17/08/2026
I am somehow just finding out that Du Barry Was A Lady is out on Blu-Ray. This was a staple growing up. Hardly perfect, but I long to see this in HD. Whether it actually holds up or not, the cast is killer: Lucille Ball, Red Skelton, Zero Mostel, and Gene Kelly, and that's just for starters.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 08/08/2026
Now that's what I call music font but it reads now this is a story all about how
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 04/08/2026
Your reminder that I predicted meme coins in 2015. I take no pride in this. (From my second book, "Post-Modem: The Interwebs Explained") #books #predictions #memecoins #interweb #author
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 28/07/2026
My long-held theory is perhaps about to be turned into something unwholesome (which is to say, using transness as a cudgel).
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/07/2026
Twenty years ago a short film of mine was a semi-finalist in @fxnetworks.com's pilot contest. We lost, but thanks to @vpmattsaxe.bsky.social, we still pitched to FX. Next year we were one of only 5 finalists in a @comedycentral.bsky.social competition, the only submission to place in both contests.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/07/2026
Dear James Patterson and @alfredyankovic.bsky.social, if you don't write this, I will be forced to. #books #fakebook #midnightstab #weirdal #jamespatterson #collab #ghostwriting
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/07/2026
Oh no who's gonna tell him
Youtube thumbnail of Sen Tillis with caption: Sen. tillis says he won't confirm Blanche as attorney general until he meets with Epstein
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 15/07/2026
Thanks to @theatlantic.com for quoting quite a bit from Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero for today's post about Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Nice birthday present!
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 09/07/2026
Photos of my dad as a young man make for fun canvases.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 30/06/2026
Thanks, I'd rather drink my own piss out of a vintage Orbitz bottle.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/06/2026
I must have actively stopped doing this at some point at least. Da eyeballs match-a da mouth.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/06/2026
I didn't know, ok
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 28/05/2026
LEGO Jason just got started reading Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero and he's coming on the tour with me, starting this weekend at the Ferris Bueller's Day Off screening at @mahoningdit.bsky.social! Cant wait to see people and sign books! #ferrisbuellersdayoff #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #lego #books
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 14/05/2026
You can finally order the audiobook of Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero. Coming soon to other non-Amazin platforms.
Audible page for Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 14/05/2026
Four pages of MovieMaker Magazine all from "Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero." Thanks to them for publishing this excerpt, and to @1984prods.bsky.social 4prods for making the book a reality. #ferrisbuellersdayoff #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #writing #johnhughes #ferrisbueller
A bespectacled bald holds the latest issue of MovieMaker Magazine.A bespectacled bald holds the latest issue of MovieMaker Magazine open to his section.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 10/05/2026
I've hoped for an author event in Chicago, and I'm excited to announce that I'll be speaking after a screening of 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' at the Rogers Park branch of the Chicago Public Library on June 17! Details soon. Currently taking suggestions as to cheap downtown hotels for that night!
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 10/05/2026
It's here! After 2 years, 'Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero' is real, and in my hands. Thanks so much to everyone who helped, and to @1984prods.bsky.social for trusting me to write it! #ferrisbuellersdayoff #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #author #nonfiction #book #comedy www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0s9...
A bespectacled bald holds a book called Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 04/05/2026
Want to see me talk Ferris and get a signed copy of Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero? Catch me at: The Mahoning Drive-In May 31st Berkley Public Library, Berkley, MI June 12 jasonklamm.com/live/ #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #ferrisbuellersdayoff #author #nonfiction
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 28/04/2026
Thanks to the @libraryjournal.bsky.social for a positive review for #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero! Link at comedybooks.net. #ferrisbuellersdayoff #writing #books #author #nonfiction
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 21/04/2026
While I wait for #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero to come out on June 16, I am indeed working on one of my next self-published efforts, "Dan and Jay: The Historicum : Museum Exhibit Companion," which chronicles the 40-ish artifacts we put up at the DPL last year (they will have a copy). This is from that.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 14/04/2026
In other news, Armie Hammer's nom de plume is "Sandee LaMotte."
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 14/04/2026
Sorry Bruce, but the Bat Cave is more like-
Cover for the comic book The Batmans Grave
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/04/2026
It's not often you get press while in the middle of research, but I got to go to last year's Detroit Auto Show and sat in a screen-used "Ferrari" from #FerrisBuellersDayOff. www.detroitnews.com/picture-gall...
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 10/04/2026
Good going library. Good lookin' out. #library
Back of CD - Herbie Hancock: Possibilities - but the library sticker blocks Herbie Han.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 06/04/2026
If you missed me on @wgnradio.bsky.social with Wendy Snyder over the weekend, here's a link to the episode. My segment starts at 54:00. wgnradio.com/sunday-morni... #ferrisbuellersdayoff #author #writing #chicago #nonfiction #ferrisbueller
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/04/2026
I'm on @wgnradio.bsky.social right now talking about #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero. Give it a listen! #ferrisbuellersdayoff #writing #nonfiction #comedy #radio Listen here: player.amperwave.net/3614
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 01/04/2026
Quick, someone get Mad TV back on the air so I can pitch Blanka Patch.
Fabric patch of Blanka from Street Fighter.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 29/03/2026
New whomst just dropped.
Side of a red box upon which is stamped "WH OM AL"
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 27/03/2026
POV: You're Jerry Lewis and you can't remember the title to Spielberg's "The Fabelmans."
Spines of childrens books including one titled "Fabelhaven."
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/03/2026
Hey, look at that! Publisher's Weekly likes "Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero." Fun! You can pre-order anywhere books are sold. Info at comedybooks.net. #ferrisbueller #nonfiction #author #writing
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 04/03/2026
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 26/02/2026
Here is something dumb I made to celebrate. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1780... #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #fontjoke #ferrisbueller #book #writing #author
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 26/02/2026
Here is something dumb I made to celebrate. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1780...
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/02/2026
The Cameron Frye quote from #ferrisbuellersdayoff that I carry with me. On my glasses. My purple glasses. djch.xyz/ferris to pre-order 'Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero.'
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 24/02/2026
After almost two years, I can finally announce that my next book from @1984prods.bsky.social will be Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero, the history of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It releases June 2, and you can pre-order now at djch.xyz/ferris. More soon, & I'm looking to do Q&As and attend screenings.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 19/02/2026
Another version of the #cupnoodlesprotein ad I did voice over for. On-camera is the delightful Dominique Owen. #acting #vo #voiceover #commercials #cupnoodles
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 18/02/2026
Immediately makes me think of this dumb thing we invented on the @danandjay.com podcast.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 14/02/2026
Still unsure why I didn't get this audition. #vo #voiceover #audition #acting #scream #horror #movie
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 14/02/2026
Well now that I have commercials that aren't old shitty web copy from the late 90s (I'm assuming) here's my commercial reel with actual ads! Fun. #vo #voiceover #commercial #reel
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/02/2026
I guess the commercial is out! I'm the voice of Cup Noodles Protein! #vo #acting #cupnoodles #voiceover
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/02/2026
DM: Possession. RB: Now, read the card to us, and then reveal your possession. (DM takes out a long case) DM: This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless... With
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/02/2026
Library spaghetti #libraryspaghetti #librarypasta #library
A massive wad of rubber bands on a library desk resembling pasta.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 09/02/2026
It's the first time I've been published in a comedy magazine! It's about #DickDavy, #comedyonvinyl, and the album I produced for @standuprecords.bsky.social last September. Thanks so much to @americanbystander.bsky.social & Michael Gerber for putting me in such good company. @alanzweibel.bsky.social
A bald bespectacled holds a magazine called American bystanderA list of names of credits from the magazine I don't have the time to type right now.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 07/02/2026
Today marks 15 years since the 1st episode of the #comedyonvinyl podcast where Dan Gomiller, @fakemikeworden.bsky.social and I talk *over* @alyankovic.bsky.social's In 3-D. 305 eps later, I ended the show with Al. Thanks to @standuprecords.bsky.social for sponsoring & to so many guests. djch.xyz/cov
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/02/2026
Guys, I've been doing it wrong. My new bios will all start more along the lines of "Jason Klamm is a legendary, iconic juggernaut of pure, blistering talent in the entergagement space."
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 01/02/2026
Recorded my first commercial for an international brand in my closet booth. I don't do this every day just yet but I'm so happy I get to do it all. I still have one of Phil Hartman's NewsRadio ties on my wall to remind me that one day I'll be doing a cartoon voice. #commercial #vo #booth #voiceover
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 28/01/2026
Meanwhile, you can't see me but I'm technically in this shot five or six times, also in "The Aviator." I clearly am allowed all this pissy criticism.
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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 28/01/2026
Yes, going "toe-to-toe" with that absolute legend, Leonardo DiCaprio, who always seems like he's a little boy doing an impression of a grown man, and has seemed natural precisely twice in his career. (I haven't seen extremely loud and incredibly everywhere yet) Truly Alan Alda's greatest moment...
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