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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/09/2026

The latest victim of my writing schedule is... @dereksherry.bsky.social! Derek is from Dan and my hometown, and young enough to be our child. Derek is also the ONLY other person from Laurens to be in entertainment. Pretty much. Except their brother. This was FUN! Sorry for the delay.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 23/09/2026

Finished my first screenplay in years today. Woooooooo

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 23/09/2026

My great uncle Pepperdine invented the fecesal, the slogan for which was "don't you dare piss in it." #familyhistory

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 22/09/2026

During bi visibility month I feel it important to say that my mom was disappointed when I came out to her. She was very much hoping and assuming I'd turn out to be gay. This is true. Love my weird mom.

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 21/09/2026

One of the great joys of my life was Gore Vidal doing his impression of Truman Capote for @vpmattsaxe.bsky.social and I at Vidal's house in LA. My great regret is not turning on the camera for it, and forgetting everything he said in the whiniest, pissiest little Capote voice you could ask for.

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Dan and Jay's Comedy Hour @danandjay.com · 18/09/2026

Dan and Jay’s Comedy Hour Episode 318 - Glenmorangie's Dark Place EPISODE: djch.xyz/glenmorangie Dan and Jay talk about such and things. This episode is brought to you by the Michigan Renaissance Festival, Mudita Kompakt Minimalist Phones and WristBandBros.com. #DJCH

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/09/2026

A year ago today, @dangomiller.bsky.social and I performed live together for the first time in the (then) 32 years of @danandjay.com, followed by a month-long museum display of mostly fake artifacts from the group's history. Museum companion book to come soon. #sketch #improv #live #comedy

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 16/09/2026

To quote my good buddy Josh: That's another [book] written. (He's written over 250 novels, I'll have to settle for ten or whatever this is. Feels good!) (No one paid me to write this one - into the agent gauntlet!)

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Dan and Jay's Comedy Hour @danandjay.com · 08/09/2026

Dan and Jay’s Comedy Hour Episode 317 – Fuck You, It’s Art EPISODE: djch.xyz/fuckyouitsart Dan and Jay from forever ago chatty chat chat about all kinds of shit. This episode is brought to you by the Michigan Renaissance Festival, Mudita Kompakt Minimalist Phones and WristBandBros.com. #DJCH

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Erik Jay Weber @fantasticcosmic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Also just saw this and you get another "fuck yeah" from me

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Erik Jay Weber @fantasticcosmic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Picked this up at the local bookstore today and just noticed a bit of white gloss peeking from under the dust cover's edge, which got me curious. Wow. Really excellent book design for this project, @jasonklamm.com

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Thursdeighties: The Greatest Decade Podcast (hosted by Billiam) @thursdeighties.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ep. 34 is LIVE! Author, voice actor, and sketch comedian @jasonklamm.com talks about his new book, "Ferris Bueller: You're My Hero"...and it is the most definitive "making of" book I have EVER read! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... #FerrisBueller #80sMovies #80sPopCulture #JohnHughes

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 03/09/2026

Is there a website out there that's like a non-tinfoil-hat version of BoingBoing? That was my only internet salve for a time. Now there is none.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 02/09/2026

For the last five years I've been monitoring the email address j_u_k_t@yahoo.com. If this means anything to you, you're a weird little nerd.

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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Writers know this but in my experience normies do not: Printed book sales are healthy! www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/b...

nytimes.com

Dragons, Sex and the Bible: What Drove the Book Business This Year

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 17/08/2026

I am somehow just finding out that Du Barry Was A Lady is out on Blu-Ray. This was a staple growing up. Hardly perfect, but I long to see this in HD. Whether it actually holds up or not, the cast is killer: Lucille Ball, Red Skelton, Zero Mostel, and Gene Kelly, and that's just for starters.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 13/08/2026

- IMDb mini biography by: Anonymous Sure.

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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"It has forever been thus: So long as men write what they think, then all of the other freedoms- all of them- may remain intact. And it is then that writing becomes a weapon of truth, an article of faith, an act of courage." ~Rod Serling

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 08/08/2026

I hate to be the one to say this, but no one else will, so I'll pull off the bandaid. Your favorite YouTuber isn't real. Also you shouldn't have one of those.

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Pop Heist @popheist.com · 07/08/2026

One subscription to POP HEIST can fund an article on the site — like, I dunno, a 12000 word feature piece about a niche aspect of an '80s cartoon. Please subscribe and fund a little madness today 💜 buff.ly/vZd9gGt

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/08/2026

I never did Nano but all the dumb shit they did ruined something fun for a lot of friends of mine. Honestly, someone should "bring it back," which is to say just start doing it every November as a decentralized fun thing where we just share our love of writing. Needs a new name maybe.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/08/2026

I think my bad social media practices can be blamed on me exclusively using the Jeremy Renner App.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 05/08/2026

But why is Patton's fucking helmet 150% the size of a normal one?! This is not the point it's just another crime god fucking Christ

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 04/08/2026

Your reminder that I predicted meme coins in 2015. I take no pride in this. (From my second book, "Post-Modem: The Interwebs Explained") #books #predictions #memecoins #interweb #author

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 03/08/2026

Opinion: As you can see from these charts, I don't understand people. We can't simply implement proven practices in a country where we've never tried them. We're the US - we invented the assembly line. We only innovate ways of making the poor service everyone else, not the other way around.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 03/08/2026

This is obscene.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 01/08/2026

We will have AI fart cloud analysis before we have a cure for cancer.

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Alison Macrina @flexlibris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

bring Library Freedom Project to your library to host these classes, or use our free resources at libraryfreedom.org/resources

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/07/2026

I loathe the take of “well every writer is using AI and afraid to say it”. Like, that’s only true if your sample group is tech reporters and various hacks. Writers that don’t give a shit about writing, they just know they need a newsletter to make money, use AI. That’s a big fucking difference

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 26/07/2026

How much of this trouble are we in just because this dumb fuck loves adjectives too much? Everything is "beautiful" and "perfect." There's a brand of person who thinks they sound smart based on their use of adjectives. They have the same "brain" as generative AI machines and they're ruining us.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 25/07/2026

Twenty years ago a short film of mine was a semi-finalist in @fxnetworks.com's pilot contest. We lost, but thanks to @vpmattsaxe.bsky.social, we still pitched to FX. Next year we were one of only 5 finalists in a @comedycentral.bsky.social competition, the only submission to place in both contests.

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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

These shitty AI corps (and their shitty enabler startups, why TF does an AI corp need an NDA while stealing books??) are doing bulk orders through places like INGRAM SPARK (fuck) -- I opted out of their shitty collusion but who knows if they'll abide by it. www.404media.co/ai-companies...

404media.co

AI Companies Are Buying Tons of Old Books Because They're Free of AI Slop

ISBNdb, a company that sources printed books for AI companies to turn into training data, tells clients “the optics problem is real.”

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 23/07/2026

If you'd have told 15 year old me that Matt Damon was playing Odysseus I'd feel roughly as confused as I still do. I've seen him in Bourne, Baby Bourne (the boss-baby style prequel) and I still can't take him as a lead. It's not about his acting. I just keep forgetting about him.

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Scott Hussey - Open To Work @designerscott.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Netflix co-ceo explains why we should all cancel our @netflix.com subscriptions right now!

A screen grab of a news headline and article that says

"Netflix Co-CEO Explains How Gen-AI Was Used in 300 Different Titles: ‘We Believe It Is Going to Enhance Their Abilities’
Ted Sarandos said the docuseries "The American Experiment" contains 17 minutes of AI-enhanced footage."

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 15/07/2026

Thanks to @theatlantic.com for quoting quite a bit from Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero for today's post about Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Nice birthday present!

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 12/07/2026

I'm realizing my history of writing fake nonfiction (and now a little real nonfiction) would make me perfect for this new iteration of The Onion. Starting to feel like I should "Just go work for The Onion, they'll like [my] little skits." It doesn't work that way, sure, but I've got my eye out.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 09/07/2026

Photos of my dad as a young man make for fun canvases.

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Your cousin, *Marvin Darwin*! @jasonklamm.com · 07/07/2026

Tom Cruise doesn't do acting. He does emotional clowning.

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