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Millennium Hand & Shrimp

@jasonh42.bsky.social
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Proudly woke, I try to be a good person. LGBTQ+ ally. BLM. Bad language is probable.“Buggrit”

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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This speaks volumes.
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Fortunate Son @mossadwarrior.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Posting this EVERY DAMN DAY!
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steeler24girl.bsky.social @steeler24girl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Daily Herald #FBPE #NAFO 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱 @dailyherald.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Nothing says “we’re not fascist” like threatening to defund organisations that disagree with you.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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You and Bad Bunny should be deported
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Global Abortion Rights News @globalabortionnews.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Amnesty International mapped the finances of 65 anti-rights groups operating across the UK. The largest spenders are UK branches of US organisations (£34 million), ultra-conservative Christian policy/advocacy groups (£31.5 million), and anti-abortion organisations (£28.5 million).
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Uncovering a growing anti-human rights movement
We uncover truth and hold the powerful to account. Take action, donate and join the Amnesty movement to protect human rights.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
Man standing in field of sheep holding rainbow flag.
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
She might not look it but this is the face of a furry overlord and domestic tyrant.
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Alastair #FBPE 🇪🇺🇵🇸 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @alastairh4h.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#BoycottFIFA2026 It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.
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Daenelia @daenelia.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I just think. If you're still looking forward to the world cup and not worried about your national football team going to play in it... There's something wrong with you. There really is. Why arent we boycotting?
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My cat is booked in to the vet for blood tests this week and has to be given a stress relief medicine two hours beforehand because, and I quote, “she has strong opinions on what she’ll let us do to her.” 🤣 This is her. ⬇️
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I could never have imagined that in my lifetime there would be a very real possibility of Europe being be attacked by America. 😔
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is it true that America’s president has decided that Christmas is to be renamed Trumpmas? Sounds ridiculous but I can believe he’d try (and his supporters would go along with it.
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Glorious. ❤️
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
RIP
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
They should stop filming podcasts, the whole point is it's supposed to be an audio media, too many are unlistenable now because they have to describe what's going on for the audio listeners.
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I was “volunteered” into helping with a quiz at work but have had every suggestion ignored and then told I should spend more of my free time helping (I’m a carer and have the longest commute in my team). Feeling a little worn down and unappreciated at the moment.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I should have been a bear. The idea of getting thick on purpose, eating everything in sight, and then sleeping for four months straight sounds like a solid life plan. I feel like I missed my calling.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It’s been said that when you’re angry at someone you should write a scathing letter to that person and then not mail it. And I agree. A singing telegram is way better because then sometimes their neighbors can hear too
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Natalie J. Ring @historycounts.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
@flavorflav.bsky.social and @chuckdpe.bsky.social open the new Public Enemy hit with Ruby Bridges. ♥️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...
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PUBLIC ENEMY "The Hits Just Keep On Comin" OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by Channel ZERO
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Teabags aren’t as strong as they used to be. I split it almost every cup I make and I never used to. I haven’t changed the way I make tea so it must be the bags have got thinner. This is intolerable and something must be done to rectify this atrocity to an English staple.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Politicians hate it, but those of us who live in the real world should be endlessly grateful that the civil service is as inflexible as they are. Imagine if these loons had free reign to do everything they want? Thankfully we have a professional core who can sanitise plans.
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Before America voted for Trump a second time I’d never realised how racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, and ignorant America was. Now the veneer of decency has peeled away and we’ve seen their true face no matter what happens in the future, everything American will be forever tarnished.
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Bantshire University @bantshireuni.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Since 2023, 38 students have graduated from Bantshire University in error. We are conducting a full investigation into how this happened.
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I feel like I’m the only person in the world who hasn’t watched Celebrity Traitors.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
There's a new Predator movie out so it's as good a time as any to say that, if I was given the opportunity to add an addition to any franchise, I'd have the Predator land in Glasgow in the 80s during an Old Firm fixture.
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I think his scientists should experiment on him…
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Every morning I wake up hoping to read that he has died (under no suspicious circumstances) knowing that there will be celebrations worldwide. What a terrible time we live in.
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Ed Fuller @edfuller.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Ive been in educ for 37 yrs. I've learned new tech initially makes u more efficient & saves u time, but then u r given new tasks & that extra time disappears & u have even less time. More responsibilities & less time. No wonder there r so many mental health issues. #EduSky #AcademicSky
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Liverpool crazy🏳️‍🌈 @nastywoman1975.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Just sayin !!!!
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
So the best part of my lesson on Friday was when the students discovered I had been anonymously putting cat stickers on my colleagues stuff in the office. The students then demanded cat stickers to put on their own things. These are third year university students in their early twenties. ☺️
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
At work I've taken the position of reporting every single email we get from IT Security as phishing. They must hate me but I smile at my own level of pettiness
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
There is not a single reason to outsource your creativity to a computer. Not one. To do so removes the very point of being creative in the first place.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Suzanne Brown @suzannebrown.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm so sick of hearing these whines about higher costs for employers. What they're really moaning about is people - particularly in the public sector - getting long overdue pay rises. As anyone should know, if poorer people have more money they spend it and it's good for the economy. #r4today
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Styopka’s wisdom Sweets aren’t harmful if you eat them with a sad face - your body will think it’s a punishment and won’t count the calories #StyopkasWisdom
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What a much nicer reason to be known for than spouting vitriol and hate like so many in the media now.
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KG @kgpiano.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
A dog whistle so loud even cats could hear it
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Millennium Hand & Shrimp @jasonh42.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I think the cat is trying to tell me something.
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