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Jasoneatscake

@jasoneatscake.bsky.social
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Sarcastic streamer. I mostly play games other people pick. Currently speedrunning Illbleed but. Cause obviously.

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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cha cha slide ass controls
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's very funny how I'll stop scrolling in my tracks at the sight of the Hassy logo
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look I'm sorry to put Thomas Kerr and Reform in general on the timeline but he just posted a Charlie Kirk tribute video but his hair goes fuckin mental at the end and I need you all to see it
A picture of Reform person(?) Thomas Kerr having a disaster with his hair during a Charlie Kirk tribute video, where his fringe/whatever has been blown upwards by the wind. It resembles a surf wave. 

In fact if you've read this, please put a wee surfer on his hair and quote this post with it. Thank you.
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Big Time Gary Character @garydooton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Interceptor walked so Wesker could run
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je soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THIS MFER NULLS PHYS
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So is that new Scotrail app vibe coded? Keeps logging me out and also doesn't let anyone activate return tickets lmao
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mind when this cunt handcuffed a sex worker to a radiator and beat him with a chain and tried to get out of the conviction early to go on celebrity big brother? Shut the fuck up and vanish.
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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh god oh fuck
A bluesky notification reading “Tonberry followed you”, from three minutes prior.  Their icon is a picture of a Tonberry from final fantasy, a weird little green dude in a brown robe with a featureless face consisting of only two yellow dot eyes.  It’s holding a lantern, for being spooky, and a knife (for ending your life). It offers me the option to follow the tonberry back, which is generally not how this works, but can be useful in getting through the ARR bonus dungeon Wanderer’s Palace (Hard).
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Sketti @skettikritter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
da chomp
screenshot of Mario 64 in the first world with the chain chomp except the photo in the quoted post is photoshopped onto it
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Jörg Tittel @newjorg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s right, you racist, cheating fucks.
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Mick @micksince86.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Another punt for the evening crowd. Do us a favour and give this a wee share 😊
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Mick @micksince86.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Another challenger has appeared youtu.be/7g6Fmxn2_9I
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Challenge Mick | Dark Souls 3 | Iudex Gundyr
YouTube video by Micksince86
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fire Emblem text box edited to say "Columbo will wait patiently for his investigation, but only for 25 turns. After that, he will begin his questions."
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hail hailena
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tartan_bunny @tartanbunny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolute longshot but I have 1 (one) single ticket for VIP for tonight's My Chemical Romance concert in Glasgow. Sale price was originally £200 but I'm happy to take £120 for it and can email the ticket over to anyone who wants it. #glasgow #mychemicalromance #gig #bellahouston
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Dan J Nawaz @danjnawaz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hello!! I want to promote my wee photoclub contest (submitting screenshots of videogames) that we hold in our steamer discord here. You don't have to stream to submit and it's a lovely community so please pop in if you're keen. Happens monthly and free games to the winner discord.gg/Y83atVDru
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Join the Team of Streamers Discord Server!
Community server for the Team of Streamers (aka ToS). | 73 members
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Mikeke352 🏳️‍🌈 @mikeke352.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Some Dreamcast love. ♥️
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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
been having a lot of fun with Mario World over on twitch.tv/wretchedmorgan
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📉𝙇𝙤𝙬-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮 📈𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙍𝙚𝙨 @lowpolyhighres.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mad Panic Coaster (PS1) (1997) 1/4
A couple of kids, Bakuyan, the cool boy with a blue backwards cap and Kyako, a cool girl with a pony tail and pink shirt, jump on a pink roller coaster cart with light green 70s groovy letters spelling out MPC and go through 15 insanely fast and cooky roller coaster rides filled with dangers, enemies and lacking any kind of safety measures.

Here we have the rails made out of giant bones looping through a dark scary castle with a couple of adorable skeleton warriors with armor, swords and maces, thinking they'll get a few bonks at you but it is they who will be bonked instead.A trippy wonderland ride with giant mushrooms, a rainbow-colored sky, purple ferns and a zombie Bambi (the alliteration is fantastic, that should be a band name) with its head split open, showing its brains, growling with foam at its mouth as it's throwing bonkers conkers at you.

Kyako turns back to the camera with a confused smile like she's saying "are you seeing this shit?"An underwater ride on a flimsy wooden track made out of planks, taking a tight right turn through some sunken ruins with an anglerfish-human mutant crawling towards you and a googly eyed pink octopus with a fabulous white flower pattern on her head and beautiful eyelashes.An urban roller coaster ride made out of purple girders, rising up as high as some of the skyscrapers scattered around as the kids raise their arms up in the air in a joyful and/or terrified manner.
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Really enjoying seeing Irish folk winding up Americans on how they can show support with the loyalists by bigging up Rangers or "the ra" for short. That and announcing love for king Charles with the well known phrase "Chucky, our lad".
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lmao okay.
A picture of a YouTube video titled "The Ridiculous World of 2000s One Hit Wonders" with a thumbnail featuring Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton and 2-D from Gorillaz.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 06/06/2026
Live look at the GOG intern
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fucking YES MAAAAAAN
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Scoped out cheap garden furniture last month for £100. Went over today to grab it thinking it might have gone up in price now that it's roastin. Down to £70 fuuuuckin yes man
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Don't know how we've managed it but our living room is always cold and can't seem to retain heat. Not great in the winter, fuckin class now
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Got a backlog of games to play when I've got free time but a bad case of choice paralysis and lack of attention span to let me actually bother doing anything. It's class
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Malachy @themuttofulster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Average Glesgames experience.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Me predicting that a couple of British boomers would immediately break hantaviris quarantine because they are insufferably selfish, narcissistic cunts.
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
youtu.be/iwx2eKkruNg?...
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Scotrail Jingle
YouTube video by Mrcrazyeyesdave
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm live just now on twitch.tv/jasoneatscake playing Biorand as Steve Austin for some reason
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Jasoneatscake - Twitch
Welcome to my stream! The vibe I'm going for with my stream is a Just Chatting atmosphere with a game in the background. We like to poke fun at each other here, if you go too far though we'll be sur...
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hell yeah. Someone fuckin decompile this game please I wanna know how it works
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of the best things I read about streaming was folk will turn up for a giveaway but you'll likely not see them again unless you do another one. Genuinely think the only game I've bought on Epic was Alan Wake 2 and it was only when it was discounted.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Watched that new Spiderman trailer. St Vincent Street spotted
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@protome.bsky.social ask him fuckin NOTHIN
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Kieran @protome.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
How mad is it that Casper's uncles stayed behind as ghosts but his dad didn't bother?
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Casper PS1 is my favourite metroidvania
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When Bruce Willis passes, in a sea of Sixth Sense references I'll be presenting him as "Apocalypse star, Bruce Willis"
Cover art of the PlayStation game Apocalypse, starring Bruce Willis.

Strap one on, it's time to jam.
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
yoda bein' a cheeky wee prick
Cropped Movie Title "Howling II: Your Sister Is"
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calum @oxygengraffiti.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Peter Gabriel mate you'd love Dark Souls
Lyrics from the song "The Battle of Epping Forest" by Genesis.
The text reads: "I followed a sign - it said "Beautiful Chest", it led to a lady who showed me her best."
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The famous image of Arthur's clenched fist from the cartoon Arthur, but it's been edited to look like the fist from the Xbox game Breakdown, with the skin of the fist being changed to red and lightning being drawn arcing across it like veins. The logo of the game has been edited on, as well as the Namco logo, an Xbox game header, and a rated M for Mature ESRB badge.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Home Bargains for all my UK folks. This and a Knuckleberry one
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Catching up on the game awards youtu.be/8t-iFr9q1I8?...
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Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away (lyrics)
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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Kieran @protome.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Passed my driving test 🎉
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The stream I do for this (whenever it happens) will be mental lmao
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Mick @micksince86.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Here's a wee announcement for you. Some of the ToS crew have (stupidly?) signed up to a Secret Santa and have agreed to stream whatever our Secret Santa has picked for us. Streams will be through December (maybe some in the new year) with the 21st Dec having a marathon of potentially cursed games.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I haven't streamed properly for a few months now so imagine how many more ones of followers I could have amassed in that time.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Man who just walked into DFS for the first time
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