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Jasoneatscake

@jasoneatscake.bsky.social
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Sarcastic streamer. I mostly play games other people pick. Currently speedrunning Illbleed but. Cause obviously.

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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God tests his strongest soldiers
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The highest heid yins in my work had a big livestream the other day and it actually started with this song doing the 5 year old trend where they had pictures of them as weans and then footage of them now and I wanted to ground to swallow me up man
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cha cha slide ass controls
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, probably doesn't help that folk might have referred to the city centre as "the toon"
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's very funny how I'll stop scrolling in my tracks at the sight of the Hassy logo
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd be interested to see what it's like with 2 people because it was set up to have loads of folk on our save with 4+ it must be wildly different
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lost years of my life to that tonight lmao
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look I'm sorry to put Thomas Kerr and Reform in general on the timeline but he just posted a Charlie Kirk tribute video but his hair goes fuckin mental at the end and I need you all to see it
A picture of Reform person(?) Thomas Kerr having a disaster with his hair during a Charlie Kirk tribute video, where his fringe/whatever has been blown upwards by the wind. It resembles a surf wave. 

In fact if you've read this, please put a wee surfer on his hair and quote this post with it. Thank you.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It was truly a mistake
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I mean I assume it's the same guy I know has 3 copies of Kuon with CEX stickers on them. It'd be mental if there was a second one lmao
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The guy who posted this does this shit for engagement bait. He does 'classes' to teach folk how to get engagement on social media so although he is a game collector, he's also doing this so folk will shout at him. This means he can respond to hate comments with another video that gens more hate etc
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Big Time Gary Character @garydooton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Interceptor walked so Wesker could run
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je soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THIS MFER NULLS PHYS
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So is that new Scotrail app vibe coded? Keeps logging me out and also doesn't let anyone activate return tickets lmao
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Coming back to this to advise it logged me out when I opened the app today lmao
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I've not had to actually use it yet but they made me reset my password which took like 2 hours to come through so I expect it's gone very well :)
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Or you could try this youtube.com/shorts/GyfdB...
youtube.com
Woman Screams At Man For Giving Her Free Cash
YouTube video by Pulsion
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mind when this cunt handcuffed a sex worker to a radiator and beat him with a chain and tried to get out of the conviction early to go on celebrity big brother? Shut the fuck up and vanish.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh god oh fuck
A bluesky notification reading “Tonberry followed you”, from three minutes prior.  Their icon is a picture of a Tonberry from final fantasy, a weird little green dude in a brown robe with a featureless face consisting of only two yellow dot eyes.  It’s holding a lantern, for being spooky, and a knife (for ending your life). It offers me the option to follow the tonberry back, which is generally not how this works, but can be useful in getting through the ARR bonus dungeon Wanderer’s Palace (Hard).
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
From the same episode! Ignore "How could of this have happened" it's the only one with all panels I could find
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Sketti @skettikritter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
da chomp
screenshot of Mario 64 in the first world with the chain chomp except the photo in the quoted post is photoshopped onto it
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Jörg Tittel @newjorg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s right, you racist, cheating fucks.
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Mick @micksince86.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Another punt for the evening crowd. Do us a favour and give this a wee share 😊
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Mick @micksince86.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Another challenger has appeared youtu.be/7g6Fmxn2_9I
youtu.be
Challenge Mick | Dark Souls 3 | Iudex Gundyr
YouTube video by Micksince86
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fire Emblem text box edited to say "Columbo will wait patiently for his investigation, but only for 25 turns. After that, he will begin his questions."
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hail hailena
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spicebags
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tartan_bunny @tartanbunny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolute longshot but I have 1 (one) single ticket for VIP for tonight's My Chemical Romance concert in Glasgow. Sale price was originally £200 but I'm happy to take £120 for it and can email the ticket over to anyone who wants it. #glasgow #mychemicalromance #gig #bellahouston
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Dan J Nawaz @danjnawaz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hello!! I want to promote my wee photoclub contest (submitting screenshots of videogames) that we hold in our steamer discord here. You don't have to stream to submit and it's a lovely community so please pop in if you're keen. Happens monthly and free games to the winner discord.gg/Y83atVDru
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Join the Team of Streamers Discord Server!
Community server for the Team of Streamers (aka ToS). | 73 members
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
On the train and this took ages to load and I went "aha it'll be Twin Snakes" and somehow I was both right and wrong
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Mikeke352 🏳️‍🌈 @mikeke352.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Some Dreamcast love. ♥️
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's that one Takeshi's Castle round where some of the gates are walls. That's why it's so poorly attended I'm sure.
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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
been having a lot of fun with Mario World over on twitch.tv/wretchedmorgan
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📉𝙇𝙤𝙬-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮 📈𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙍𝙚𝙨 @lowpolyhighres.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mad Panic Coaster (PS1) (1997) 1/4
A couple of kids, Bakuyan, the cool boy with a blue backwards cap and Kyako, a cool girl with a pony tail and pink shirt, jump on a pink roller coaster cart with light green 70s groovy letters spelling out MPC and go through 15 insanely fast and cooky roller coaster rides filled with dangers, enemies and lacking any kind of safety measures.

Here we have the rails made out of giant bones looping through a dark scary castle with a couple of adorable skeleton warriors with armor, swords and maces, thinking they'll get a few bonks at you but it is they who will be bonked instead.A trippy wonderland ride with giant mushrooms, a rainbow-colored sky, purple ferns and a zombie Bambi (the alliteration is fantastic, that should be a band name) with its head split open, showing its brains, growling with foam at its mouth as it's throwing bonkers conkers at you.

Kyako turns back to the camera with a confused smile like she's saying "are you seeing this shit?"An underwater ride on a flimsy wooden track made out of planks, taking a tight right turn through some sunken ruins with an anglerfish-human mutant crawling towards you and a googly eyed pink octopus with a fabulous white flower pattern on her head and beautiful eyelashes.An urban roller coaster ride made out of purple girders, rising up as high as some of the skyscrapers scattered around as the kids raise their arms up in the air in a joyful and/or terrified manner.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Honestly would be right into that Harvester tee if the actor who played Steve wasn't a nonce. 😔
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Always Sunny
ALT: Always Sunny
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Took me a bit to get into it but it sinks it's hooks in. I also watched it in 2020 so think that helped lmao
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I didn't but I know someone who did/would so I'll end up playing at some point I'm sure haha
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hell yeah brother I just finished the latest one after inhaling them at the end of last year. Enjoy!
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Really enjoying seeing Irish folk winding up Americans on how they can show support with the loyalists by bigging up Rangers or "the ra" for short. That and announcing love for king Charles with the well known phrase "Chucky, our lad".
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I keep going between great ragebait or just American and have only heard Feel Good Inc and... Tbh I'm not even sure which Amy Winehouse song would have been the 'one hit' because she was so massive at the time here.
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lmao okay.
A picture of a YouTube video titled "The Ridiculous World of 2000s One Hit Wonders" with a thumbnail featuring Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton and 2-D from Gorillaz.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 06/06/2026
Live look at the GOG intern
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
They already did 😍
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fucking YES MAAAAAAN
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Holy FUCK
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Scoped out cheap garden furniture last month for £100. Went over today to grab it thinking it might have gone up in price now that it's roastin. Down to £70 fuuuuckin yes man
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Jasoneatscake @jasoneatscake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Don't know how we've managed it but our living room is always cold and can't seem to retain heat. Not great in the winter, fuckin class now
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