Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 4hSame? I don't require it, but I never hate it. Love a Hawaiian pizza. 000
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 4hYes, it doesstatic.klipy.comDavid Spade's Shoulder Devil in Just Shoot MeALT: David Spade's Shoulder Devil in Just Shoot Me 000
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 9hI have one weird trick to make sure nobody sees me at the gym, but it's probably not a good one 110
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 9hI mean even her wrists are hot!!! Say a prayer with me. Dear Lord, we ask you to bless Shannon with the confidence of a mediocre white man. And to let her know that she is deserving of it. Amen. P.S. And maybe strike down all of her enemies and anybody who has wronged her. Amen. 130
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 10hBad idea. You're gonna look like a young tired mom. 000
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 10hAre you dressing up for Halloween this year? If so, what as? 120
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bacon wrapped jalapenos are the completely unhinged gals of the food world so I think it's perfect. She's perfect. 020
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bad guy in my book if Shan doesn't like him, independent of his skill at using a Paul Blart scooter 110
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny Says NOALT: Bugs Bunny Says NO 010
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Almost all of our lights are full color hue bulbs, so we set themes inside the house sometimes. They're gonna go crazy being able to do it on the outside as well. 110
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I've been thinking of doing this for the past 5 years, but never researched it to the point of seeing what to buy or how to do it. Was just thinking about it again yesterday when I was buying Halloween decorations. Thanks for telling me it's Jellyfish. I'm gonna actually do it now! 120
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I put it all together to find out they sold me a Sloth grim reaper 😓 010
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I believe it. I'm just upset that you're nest hub mogging me. I have the smaller one on my desk. 030
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sorry your day started off poorly 😭 You'll recover. You've got this. 010
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mondays are for therapystatic.klipy.comBob Odenkirk: Triples Is BestALT: Bob Odenkirk: Triples Is Best 020
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Don't see a lot of Mad Scientists nowadays, so I'm starting to wonder how much value I actually got out of career day. 020
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I love the idea that you have multiple colored pens and coloring pencils within reach during work calls. 110
Reposted by Jason (not Voorhees)Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something. 835392966
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I can now say I've got a Dracula Cockscomb in the front. 220
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026OMG! I walked by a lot of Celosias at the nursery before I went to Lowes. I was mesmerized by the colors and wanted them so bad, but didn't stop to look at the tags because I wasn't looking for annuals. Just happened to look at the tag at Lowes and couldn't not buy a Dracula Cockscomb. 030
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026😂 No, but it's sad that "LBJ, bunghole" is a thing that has existing context in my brain. 010
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Love those! Got my hands on some blue salvia as well. About to whip this flowerbed into shape now that my Lantanas are poppin'. 030
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Do you know how hard it's gonna be to get out of here without a Dracula Cockscomb in my hands? 370
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Very cool and valuable skill you're learning. I hope you never *need* it. 020
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Only a few more months until you might have 1 salad that is safe to eat 120
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comMan's 'Watching You' GestureALT: Man's 'Watching You' Gesture 150
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I laughed so hard. Terminally online kids are funny. 010
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I tell myself the same thing 😉. I do think it helps, though. Hope it was a good walk. 110
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We love a good emotional self-harm morning walk, folks 100
Jason (not Voorhees) @jasondfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There will be no repercussions for the host. It was funny though. 020
