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Daft Pun

@cooperearljones.bsky.social
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P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.

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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you all for your courage and what you’ve done to your bodies. Wish things could be like they used to be, but we do what we must. Love yall.
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The 95% rain on Friday forecast all week was so ass
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hockey expert here. The stars lost because the other team scored more points than they did before the inning was over. This was a pivotal game that decided which team advanced in the series and that’s why losing this game ironically put their season on ice and made them the losers.
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The e-brake French collect caller was genius
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
No Stars or Mavericks games to interrupt the Campound
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a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Careful, I heard a two goal lead is the worst luck in the hockey league
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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a man holding a red cup stands in a crowd of people
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That’s Miss Jackson if you’re Nazi
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Teaching parallel parking and I say this is a fail because the car would’ve been hit. The student says otherwise. What say you?
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Super mad he, oh brother
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ladies…have you ever referred to your chesticles as cannons?
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
David Allen Go
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Make a Gun for the Order
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Top Gun Maverick is a perfect movie
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Margs running low
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Taco Tuesday or whatever
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Punk ass storm
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Teslas are supposed to be so technologically advanced, but they don’t even come equipped with turn signals
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Asshole
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
That would not be the worst possible thing
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“It’s mew, it’s mew, it’s mew, it’s mew…”
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Lakers Grizzlies Nuggets Pelicans Celtics Raptors Heat Sixers
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
How many nba teams do you think i could guess are in the playoffs, without looking it up? Like if I name eight teams, how many will i get right?
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
…my dad…Earllllllll
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Nobody’s going to save you
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Life didn’t give me lemons today, but it gave me oranges last Saturday, so I made a very bad old fashioned.
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The real ones clean showers while nude
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Cannons on.soundcloud.com/JLuAifruckLZ...
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Tunnels
I make beats
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It’s not soccer
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ironic
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A great show ruined by Marge
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
More like Insider Raiding
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
🎶I’m going Downs…🎶 - Jerry J Blige
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Those guys look like douchebags
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He’s going to be a Bain in the ass for opposing offenses
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Charlotte britches
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wow, the fact players will be there is going to make this hurt more
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jordyn Tyson walks like he’s 62
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Ty Tend
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tell dickhead to stop telegraphing the picks @dfwticket.bsky.social
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cowboys are gonna take a tight end
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Delane is a handsome fella
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Every now and then I think of the lady at the Cannons concert who yelled “Play Ruthless” and she was so disappointed when they didn’t. I hope she’s ok.
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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a woman is sitting on a couch and saying i feel like i 'm going to pass out
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Daft Pun @cooperearljones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The cowboys will swap picks with the browns
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spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
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