Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin… 121817232
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now that young people are calling the 20th century "the 1900s," I have decided to start using the phrase "fin de siècle" to refer to the '90s 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gen Z will never know the pleasure of saying "here's a quarter, call someone who cares" 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Another must-read from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/o...nytimes.comOpinion | A.I. Is a Threat, but Not in the Way You Think (Gift Article)The threats from A.I. are real — and they’re ones we know how to deal with. 000
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026Told my date I wanted to go to the most expensive place in DC so he took me to the Exxon in Georgetown. 1835220710
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes. 4003896716
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Doctors say that the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is likely due to low rates of vaccination. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his van says it’s caused by chemtrails. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust. 221127244
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump to his base in 2024: "I will violently deport millions of people" Trump to NPR in 2024: "no I won't just the criminals" Us in 2024: "he absolutely will, don't let him win" Voters in 2024: "nah he won't, he's magic businessman" Voters in 2026: "he lied to us!" Us in 2026: "..." 3209
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Are these two pictures of the same guy, or are these two different guys? 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026www.threads.com/share/_nu8HL...threads.comPaul Cesar (@paulthecesar) on ThreadsMe after saying these edibles ain't shit 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comAre We The Baddies? MemeAlt: Are We The Baddies? Meme 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So, is it not safe to get surgery right now? My kid has a minor surgery scheduled for next week, should we put it off? 100
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Downgrade a movie: The Devil Wears Zara The Phantom Annoyance Inconsiderate Streets One Squabble After Another Partial Metal Jacket Raiders of the Misplaced Ark Spider-Man: A Few Blocks From Home Godzilla: Deputy VP of the Monsters Some of the President's Men Half Marathon Man 000
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 22/08/2026Any frank assessment of your achievements starts with an equally frank assessment of the world-historic forces that attended those achievements. For example, I often tell people who want to get into tech, "If you lack the foresight and work ethic to be born in 1971, I can't really help you." 1/ 339386
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I mean, you can see it on the DoD side with Infantry Dort. It's pervasive intellectual collapse where the people involved are pretending that the Dunning Kruger graph is a half-pipe and that they are Tony Hawk. 933640
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Another great and important thread/essay from @doctorow.pluralistic.net. Really you should just be reading pluralistic.net every day. 095
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 03/08/2026New article by @tressiemcphd.bsky.social about data politics, with a reading list to help make sense of what's going on at the intersection of tech and politics. Thanks for this Tressie! www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Want to Fight Back Against Big Tech? Start Here. (Gift Article)A.I. is a political theory. And it is gobbling up our democracy. 111
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber 20588562609
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice. 8682271481
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Bill Prady @billprady.com · 02/07/2026There were two entities: America 250, a bipartisan organization chartered by Congress, and Freedom 250, a Trump-backed group. Companies intending to donate to America250 were supplied routing and account numbers that directed their funds to Freedom 250. wapo.st/4fe4Whswapo.stDonors were misled by Trump-backed Freedom 250, House Democrats allegeThe lawmakers’ report alleges that Trump allies worked to divert funds away from America250, a bipartisan effort to mark the nation’s semiquincentennial. Freedom 250 denies the allegations. 15829571264
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Obama was the guy in college you’d ask to walk you home after a party and Trump was the guy who was the reason you wanted an escort home. 1343520578
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂ceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024ME: (texting my gen z coworker as our cfo struggles to figure out how to screenshare) get a load of this boomer GEN Z COWORKER: (quickly clicking over from the other group chat where they're roasting the huge gob of blue cheese dressing that's been dripping down my chin all meeting) haha totally 51641105
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂moon man @satorisampler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it 3034951144
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Alien vs. Predator Galaxy @avpgalaxy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This is a public service announcement to all colonists, Colonial Marines and space truckers out there - please be wary of anything egg shaped today! You may get a surprise you could never have expected! This amazing Easter themed art is the work of Patrick Brown. #HappyEaster #Xenomorph #Facehugger 0164
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 16/03/2026If you overpay at the boxing gym they give you champ change. 001
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 16/03/2026media.tenor.coma picture of a beach with the words " i 've got two tickets to pound town " on the bottomAlt: a picture of a beach with the words " i 've got two tickets to pound town " on the bottom 001
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Isabel Köster @iotasubscript.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Forever my favorite Ides take: “Julius Caesar, popular Roman leader and author, dies at the age of 55 surrounded by friends.” 332398
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises. 333109944506
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12/03/2026wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it 476142106
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026 473223665
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256626910
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2024scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe 5196801981
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/02/2026Operation Epstein Fury 362448621
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"Epic Fury" sounds like something that a couple of 14-year-olds came up with. "Fuck yeah that sounds badass!" 000
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂BratKnits @bratknits.bsky.social · 24/02/2026We just had a note home about 8th grade boys burping and farting at each other for fun to the point of having to evacuate the classroom from the smell and a mop being required in the hall after excessive straining. 3272
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/02/2026one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things 771293554266
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 07/01/2026New video from @jamellebouie.net who continues to be one of the few bright lights in the increasingly dismal NYTimes op-ed page and in my opinion one of the foremost intellectuals and thinkers of this era. Also where do you get those shirts, that collar roll is 🔥🔥🔥 www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...nytimes.comVideo: Opinion | America Is Bad at Accountability“The United States has a problem with elite impunity,” says the Opinion columnist Jamelle Bouie, as he looks back on the five years since the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. 020
