Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 4hLet's start a betting pool on how quickly he ends up on a right wing "manosphere" podcast crying about being "cancelled" 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean Trump is literally an author who's (had ghost-)written more books than he's read so... 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's also a bit troubling that the only thing Rees Moggs can think of as a reason for fighting the Nazis is "otherwise we'd be speaking German" 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My 6-year-old daughter asked me why the cat has the car keys on its collar 😂 040
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Within a week he'll be on with Tucker Carlson crying about being "cancelled" 140
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean, three guys who look alike is almost like two guys who look alike, it's only 50% more big strong good looking sweaty man 030
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Seven months of winning, it's too much!static.klipy.comLittle Girl Rubbing EyesAlt: Little Girl Rubbing Eyes 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comScott Dude's Confused ReactionAlt: Scott Dude's Confused Reaction 000
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin… 121819233
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now that young people are calling the 20th century "the 1900s," I have decided to start using the phrase "fin de siècle" to refer to the '90s 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can't be morally binding if you have no moralsstatic.klipy.comThink About It Meme with Reece SimpsonAlt: Think About It Meme with Reece Simpson 021
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026An optimized-for-AI family would have all the heart and soul of an AI-written novel. Actually I bet "optimized-for-AI family" could be the basis for a horror story... 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have family members who are very tech literate, and capable of making complicated international travel plans, but nonetheless fall back to "coming to see y'all" with family and expect everyone to adapt to them 141
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comLaugh MockAlt: Ray Liotta laughs mockingly 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is there a golden turd smeared on the wall above each portrait? 131
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gen Z will never know the pleasure of saying "here's a quarter, call someone who cares" 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Another must-read from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/o...nytimes.comOpinion | A.I. Is a Threat, but Not in the Way You Think (Gift Article)The threats from A.I. are real — and they’re ones we know how to deal with. 000
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026Told my date I wanted to go to the most expensive place in DC so he took me to the Exxon in Georgetown. 1835220710
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's quite telling that they created the first AI "actor" to be some kind of generic concept of a starlet and not modeled on e.g. Jimmy Stewart in his prime 0262
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Reporter : "So what's your position on healthcare?" EA Candidate: "We're willing to let every human being alive die in order to secure the future of trillions of star children who will be born in virtual reality centuries from now. Vote for me!" 020
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"I'm sorry for recommending that you launch a first strike against a nuclear power based on hallucinated data, that's on me. If you like, I can help you put together a PowerPoint briefing on the likely amount of casualties caused by their nuclear counterattack" 0293
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What I don't understand is, how is it legal for a public official to sign and then comply with an NDA that prevents them from disclosing their official acts to the public? 040
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes. 4003896716
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Doctors say that the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is likely due to low rates of vaccination. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his van says it’s caused by chemtrails. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust. 221127244
Reposted by Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump to his base in 2024: "I will violently deport millions of people" Trump to NPR in 2024: "no I won't just the criminals" Us in 2024: "he absolutely will, don't let him win" Voters in 2024: "nah he won't, he's magic businessman" Voters in 2026: "he lied to us!" Us in 2026: "..." 3209
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Are these two pictures of the same guy, or are these two different guys? 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cool, I'm sure none of Flock's employees used these searches for nefarious purposes /s 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026www.threads.com/share/_nu8HL...threads.comPaul Cesar (@paulthecesar) on ThreadsMe after saying these edibles ain't shit 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A lot of them blame Biden for stuff that happened in 2020 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think the court needs to be expanded just to function properly, they heard fewer than 60 cases this term. There should be like 30 or more justices and each case gets heard by a random panel of 3 or 5, and there should be a set of criteria for cases where cert is automatically granted 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026But they can only make withdrawals on days when the post office has a flag with fringes up on the wall 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yeah I think this is correct, if everything Apple says is accurate, as long as the watch belongs to either the client or the attorney it wouldn't break privilege or forfeit confidentiality 010
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jack boots don't seem like the most practical choice for zero gravity 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comAre We The Baddies? MemeAlt: Are We The Baddies? Meme 000
Jason👽🛡️👑🤟🏻⚔️🥷🏻🚂 @jasonc99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So, is it not safe to get surgery right now? My kid has a minor surgery scheduled for next week, should we put it off? 100
