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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 14h

Morally Binding! Ooooh! Yes, I am sure Trump, Musk, and others feel strongly compelled by the iron shackles of morality.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One thing I miss about the bird app is yelling directly at brands when they mess up. Jack in the Box has once again taken potato wedges off the menu. What ad wizards decided to just randomize all the menus forever? It’s insulting and stupid. 🤡

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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

are ya hankerin’ for a hunk-o-cheese? 👊🏻🧀

Timer, the anthropomorphic embodiment of the body’s circadian rhythm in the form
of a yellow cartoon character, is wearing a cowboy hat and smiling at the viewer with a hand raised.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saw Rogue Trooper today at Beyond Fest. 11/10! The best possible expression of the lone clone! I don’t know what we did to deserve something this good. @manmademoon.bsky.social You nailed it, sir! 👍

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dana White makes it virtually impossible to watch MMA. His support of Trump is so entirely craven that it defies belief.

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you remember?

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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

dear DC comics, my pitch:

A crude drawing of a happy Batman, cracking his disturbingly realistic hands together

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What cowards made that decision?

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

50 years ago today.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Finally finishing up The Boys. Yikes is it too real. Must-see, imo.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Whatever happened to PopChips? 🤔

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Important PSA from us at Nintendo of America. Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside. "This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

These guys will just say whatever to blow smoke. They’re running the country into the ground, so it’s better for them if we talk about anything else. Nope. Affordability.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Could we maybe… elect… someone fully alive? You know… for democracy? No? Okay.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

republicans releasing their statements about mitch mcconnell

the bureaucrat from Futurama, a bookish man in an ugly brown suit and tie and glasses raising his finger, who always says "you are technically correct."

He is technically alive
The best kind of alive

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s crazy to me that I wasn’t able to watch the Raiders game today. I don’t even know how I would have other than piracy. How does that make sense?

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

trying to make new friends as an adult

Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens

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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 12/09/2026

ok but that's a crazy name for a kid

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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When the leader can promise bribes to people, and then tells them to cheat in elections, and maybe 1/3 of people actually believe that he’s still better than the alternative, we have a seriously broken nation.

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Bloomberg - "Saudis Weigh Merging EA With Savvy to Create Global Gaming Giant" www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s interesting seeing everyone try to figure out how to use AI at the same time. Some days it’s this:

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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Rewatching Andor. This is beginning to feel a little too timely.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s like Burning Man, but for Bluesky.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/09/2026

This story getting leaked to the press is <chef's kiss>

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

AI Slaw. Yet another distraction to prevent us from talking about the issues: affordability, corruption, and your personal third thing. Stay on target.

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Stay On Target Stay On Topic

ALT: Stay On Target Stay On Topic

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They don’t make’em like that anymore.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Toxic masculinity: you must be macho unless you’re not on our team. Then you should be lame so we can make fun of you for being lame.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Fear AND Loathing? In this economy?

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 02/09/2026

BREAKING: On a 212-205 party line vote the US House passes anti-BDS (Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions) measure to federally defund any college or university that boycotts the apartheid state of Israel. 1/2

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