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Jason Bender

@jasonbender.bsky.social
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Creative Director - Netflix Games. Space. Cheese. Capybaras. Cheugbacca is my co-pilot.

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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 56m
Yup. It never made an sense to patent the Nemesis System. It’s easy enough to make a slightly different version, yet I have spent hours talking about it. Just a waste of energy.
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Lepus Ab Urbe @coineanach.bsky.social · 4h
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 4h
Game design patents are, by and large, a bad idea. We have been making bosses that adapt to players since day one. Why even try to patent something like this? It’s absolute nonsense. The only effect I have seen is that it makes games worse because people have to waste time talking about patents.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 4h
I don’t see how this is even something that could be patented.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 13h
A classic Zardoz problem.
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Sean Connery Holding a Shiny Orb
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 06/10/2026
Amazon Prime Video won the distribution rights to the Emmy Awards, the Television Academy announced. The awards show will start streaming on Amazon next September as part of a six-year deal.
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Emmy Awards Move to Prime Video in Six-Year Deal With Amazon
The Television Academy is moving its awards telecast to streaming, following the lead of the Oscars.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 06/10/2026
"The three-minute clip played to all of the priors of the Democratic establishment, which had remained convinced America would never elect this con man, now confirmed as a raging misogynist....the final nail in Trump’s coffin." Ten years later:
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In Retrospect, the ‘Access Hollywood’ Tape Marked the End of the Gender Politics Debate
Once America decided openly talking about sexual assault was bearable, it was over.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s just another meaningless distraction from his corruption and incompetence. That’s how he wins.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, I do love it when the menu tile shows the winner of the MMA fight I haven’t watched yet, especially while I am searching through the bad UI to find that fight. It’s great. Gud jorb.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How dare you.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh we will.
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Donald Glover's 'Good' Meme Moment
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The issue here isn’t the eagle, which we have used for centuries. Removing the peace symbol clutched in the talons is indicative of an immature and simplistic understanding of how this world works. We are being governed by clowns.
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rotweinscholle.bsky.social @rotweinscholle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lord Farquaad: Sacrifice I Am Willing To Make
ALT: Lord Farquaad: Sacrifice I Am Willing To Make
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was in the print edition of The Onion a few days ago. The Onion remains undefeated.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone is learning that nothing he says matters anymore.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just slow rolling our way into WW3, ain’t we?
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frankie Lap is so ridiculous. I do want giant robot vs giant robot battles, ngl.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s such a dork.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stormi season.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel so bad for laughing, but this bear posting up under this man's house for a good month boosted my serotonin levels like nobody's business. And the fact that they tagged him and dragged him back out to the wilderness and he came right back a year later like, "Now what, bitch?" is sending me.
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500-pound bear returns to Altadena neighborhood months after taking up residence under home
YouTube video by CBS LA
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morally Binding! Ooooh! Yes, I am sure Trump, Musk, and others feel strongly compelled by the iron shackles of morality.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“It’s electromagnetism. We ain’t gotta explain shit.”
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing I miss about the bird app is yelling directly at brands when they mess up. Jack in the Box has once again taken potato wedges off the menu. What ad wizards decided to just randomize all the menus forever? It’s insulting and stupid. 🤡
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, I was on the EA Spouse team. I remember it well! (See my profile photo.) I worked 42 days in a row without a break. Crazy times, they were.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are ya hankerin’ for a hunk-o-cheese? 👊🏻🧀
Timer, the anthropomorphic embodiment of the body’s circadian rhythm in the form
of a yellow cartoon character, is wearing a cowboy hat and smiling at the viewer with a hand raised.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I spent the last five minutes wondering wtf was going on over at Electronic Arts.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never thought I’d see the day when we had a really excellent Rogue Trooper movie.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw Rogue Trooper today at Beyond Fest. 11/10! The best possible expression of the lone clone! I don’t know what we did to deserve something this good. @manmademoon.bsky.social You nailed it, sir! 👍
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are many that have a special place in my heart— but “The Dark Crystal” is one of the first I remember.
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Alt: Fizzgig from “The Dark Crystal” wailing at being left behind (spoiler: he is not left behind)
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dr. Sbaitso is so back.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dana White makes it virtually impossible to watch MMA. His support of Trump is so entirely craven that it defies belief.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta fight! For your right! Arm.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dear DC comics, my pitch:
A crude drawing of a happy Batman, cracking his disturbingly realistic hands together
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pure insanity.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🐌🐌🐌
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Extreme AI is really gleaming the cube.
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Gleaming The Cube Skate Or Die
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It comes down to whether the art style is compatible with it. If the art director uses it intentionally and likes it, great. If it undermines the art, not great.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/09/2026
ProPublica’s analysis of CDC data found that the rate of deaths involving ectopic pregnancies has nearly doubled. The spike alarmed many experts. One said it should “be a never event.”
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What cowards made that decision?
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
50 years ago today.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally finishing up The Boys. Yikes is it too real. Must-see, imo.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dream big! 😂
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I recently started playing again. There’s a lot to learn!
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Commander uses 99 cards, 36-38 lands plus some other sources. Could happen! Sad times if someone kills it tho.
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Put him down? Okay. “He’s short and his mom dresses him funny.”
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Jason Bender @jasonbender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I see another Burning Man art car in the making.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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