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JanoDev

@jano-dev.bsky.social
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lying about your age? You don’t have to do that, Point Break. We like you for who you really are.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your “rampant misandry in online discourse is a big reason Andrew Tate has a huge following of morons and Trump won two elections” claim earns a big [citation needed] from me. If no real misandry existed, misogynists would invent it anyway. Genuine examples are borderline irrelevant.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me get this straight: this Biberty abomination doesn’t even have a funny little voice? This is a clear violation of the implied contract with the audience — all creepy little puppet dudes must have a voice somewhere on the spectrum from Grover to Gizmo.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are you, some kind of gatekeeper?
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youth pastor voice
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a SI-bboleth.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile, Peggy would pronounce it “Ny-er Auto-Matta”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That use of the salute clip inside the letter K near the end of the trailer — woof!
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Calixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Conspicuous consumption of media is how one declares one's lifestyle" could be Rolling Stone's motto, tbf
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Seattle, the rattes are made with soy milk.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t just laugh at the headline, read the article. Holy cow!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We're uprooting fraud by getting rid of these freeloaders who keep paying into the system without taking anything back out" Genius.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
President Trump is 0-2 against pools.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Uh-oh. We have another Glinner in the making.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not really the point, but I'd suggest that if you own 20 "family farms," they probably aren't "family farms."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one common thread (among the horrifying many) between the numerous ICE shootings/murders is that no first aid was administered to the victim. armed combatants of the government shot to kill, and if they didn’t kill right away, they gave time for it to happen anyway. it is absolutely grotesque.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Now that the magic and the music are in harmony“ is going to be my new “wrapping things up” phrase.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The joke being that everyone knows tables HATE garlic.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is in fact outdated folk knowledge, but it’s actually *way more* water than a healthy person who is moderately active needs.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“But those were all things that I wasn’t paying attention to or thinking about, so they don’t count!”
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
…and then the Supreme Leader jumped up on a hickory stump and said “Mr. President, let me tell you what.“
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I'm saying is, for the very first time, I do wish he would mackle more.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where did he find a child-sized top hat??
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This newest season of Homeland doesn’t bring a lot of new ideas to the table.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the fun things about small computer games pre-WWW was the rampant, harmless copyright infringement. Sure, load up your Tetris clone with sound effects from Ren & Stimpy — nobody’s paying attention anyway!
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When will people finally embrace Open Sauce?
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“When there is no more room in Hell, the Muppets will walk the Earth.”
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That‘s the real reason the T-1000 stabbed that security guard in the head before he could get coffee from the vending machine.
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jbgannon.bsky.social @jbgannon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Omelas Times Op/Ed: Why Walking Away Means Being Left Behind
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