JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lying about your age? You don’t have to do that, Point Break. We like you for who you really are. 110
Reposted by JanoDevThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 621729349
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Your “rampant misandry in online discourse is a big reason Andrew Tate has a huge following of morons and Trump won two elections” claim earns a big [citation needed] from me. If no real misandry existed, misogynists would invent it anyway. Genuine examples are borderline irrelevant. 040
Reposted by JanoDevMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me tomorrow 142003464
Reposted by JanoDevJennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove. 21145187
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let me get this straight: this Biberty abomination doesn’t even have a funny little voice? This is a clear violation of the implied contract with the audience — all creepy little puppet dudes must have a voice somewhere on the spectrum from Grover to Gizmo. 000
Reposted by JanoDevFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Youth pastor voice 16882144
Reposted by JanoDevJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have one house. 15370911892
Reposted by JanoDevRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 155164045534
Reposted by JanoDevPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 793578902
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That use of the salute clip inside the letter K near the end of the trailer — woof! 000
Reposted by JanoDevDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249612744
Reposted by JanoDevCalixtus @calixtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Conspicuous consumption of media is how one declares one's lifestyle" could be Rolling Stone's motto, tbf 1241
Reposted by JanoDevLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7359792004
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don’t just laugh at the headline, read the article. Holy cow! 000
Reposted by JanoDevKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"We're uprooting fraud by getting rid of these freeloaders who keep paying into the system without taking anything back out" Genius. 1642596561
Reposted by JanoDevStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them. 471830301
Reposted by JanoDevMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/09/2026President Trump is 0-2 against pools. 141046174
Reposted by JanoDevJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment. 161670342
Reposted by JanoDevdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves 23958156
Reposted by JanoDevᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104037817
Reposted by JanoDevRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not really the point, but I'd suggest that if you own 20 "family farms," they probably aren't "family farms." 703490625
Reposted by JanoDevMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one common thread (among the horrifying many) between the numerous ICE shootings/murders is that no first aid was administered to the victim. armed combatants of the government shot to kill, and if they didn’t kill right away, they gave time for it to happen anyway. it is absolutely grotesque. 5146051229
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Now that the magic and the music are in harmony“ is going to be my new “wrapping things up” phrase. 01363
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It is in fact outdated folk knowledge, but it’s actually *way more* water than a healthy person who is moderately active needs. 1140
Reposted by JanoDevTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868732178
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“But those were all things that I wasn’t paying attention to or thinking about, so they don’t count!” 010
Reposted by JanoDevDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.” 121903218
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026…and then the Supreme Leader jumped up on a hickory stump and said “Mr. President, let me tell you what.“ 000
Reposted by JanoDevBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All I'm saying is, for the very first time, I do wish he would mackle more. 18199667
Reposted by JanoDevIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131723351
Reposted by JanoDevBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113571912
Reposted by JanoDevAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs 525528951
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This newest season of Homeland doesn’t bring a lot of new ideas to the table. 030
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One of the fun things about small computer games pre-WWW was the rampant, harmless copyright infringement. Sure, load up your Tetris clone with sound effects from Ren & Stimpy — nobody’s paying attention anyway! 000
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“When there is no more room in Hell, the Muppets will walk the Earth.” 000
Reposted by JanoDevgem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863801686
JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That‘s the real reason the T-1000 stabbed that security guard in the head before he could get coffee from the vending machine. 010
Reposted by JanoDevjbgannon.bsky.social @jbgannon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Omelas Times Op/Ed: Why Walking Away Means Being Left Behind 435940