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JanoDev

@jano-dev.bsky.social
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Professional web developer and amateur human being. May show minimal damage, including scuff marks. Contains some writing in the margins. Consult the seller for additional details and a description of any imperfections.

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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Bear left!“ “Right frog!”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Representatives from Yellowgrass Lawn Care were unavailable for comment.
Headline: “Lawn care company pledges $1M repair damage to the White House South Lawn from the UFC fight”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Greenwater Services? GREEN. WATER. SERVICES?!
Headline and subhead from New York Times: “Firm tied to Trump donor got no-bid contract to clean reflecting pool — A White House spokeswoman said the president was not involved in selecting Greenwater Services, the business owned by a trust led by John J. Cafaro.”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. Morton & Hayes (1991) A faux retrospective about a fictional comedy duo.
Promotional image for the show "Morton & Hayes", featuring Rob Reiner with his arms around the shoulders of Kevin Pollak and Bob Amaral.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Everyone’s a critic.
Sign on an empty stage that says “Please keep off the stage”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
legendsrevealed.com/entertainmen...
Don Mattingly on The Simpsons, having shaved the sides of his head all the way up to the crown of his head in an attempt to meet Mr. Burns’ repeated demands to “cut those sideburns!”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This photo of RFK Jr. from Reuters is amazing. He looks like an animation cel from Ren & Stimpy.
Photo of RFK Jr. standing behind a podium. His face is frozen in a loose-lipped grimace, his chin withdrawn and creased. His blue eyes are small and vacant, set deep within sockets framed by bags below and a wrinkled brow above.

Source: Nathan Howard, Reuters
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Real Derek Smalls energy from Shia lately.
Derek Smalls, bassist for the band Spinal Tap. Played by Harry Shearer, the character wears a large, bushy mustache similar to the one recently sported by Shia LeBeuf.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My thermostat is trying to stage an intervention.
Screenshot of a phone notification with the ecobee logo that says “It’s time to change…”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me, every time I hear four syllables with stress on the first and third syllable:
Two dancers in American western clothing, in mid-leap. From the musical "Oklahoma!"
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me, every time I hear four syllables with stress on the second and fourth syllable:
The jazz man and pink monster Muppets, best known for the call-and-response "Menah Menah!" "Doot doooo da doo doo!"
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Wow, I’m amazed he was available!
News headline: “Who is Disney’s Next CEO? - Walt Disney (NYSE:DIS)”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Infinite loop detected.
CBS News headline: “Homan says CBP, ICE working on drawdown plan in Minnesota, but says ‘I’m staying til the problem is gone.’”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness
Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog wearing cowboy outfits and looking at each other seriously
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This is what I was thinking about, but the point i was making was that they only saw the eclectic clutter but failed to capture anything good.
Thomas Jefferson’s study at Monticello, looking cluttered and eclectic but otherwise tasteful
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Bob Dole on the Simpsons. He is in a tube. He is saying “What the hell is this — some kind of tube?”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Kash Patel is perpetually terrified. I had thought that perhaps kept getting photographed in unflattering moments, but there are hundreds or thousands of photos of the man, and he always looks like he's facing down a mugger.
Kash Patel on stage with several other men. He looks extremely stiff and nervous.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Man, I don’t know if I can throw all 19 if they’re made of lead, but I’ll try.
News headline: “FDA tells consumers to toss 19 cookware items that may contain lead”
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The famous "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen" meme, but instead of "Fetch," it says "Stop trying to make horizontal scrolling happen. It's not going to happen."
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I slowed this clip down because there is so much to notice. Check the alt text for a list.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Yes, this is definitely how trains work.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ghost train!
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sewer jail?
A fake game screenshot of what appears to be a sewer level, except on the right is a jail cell containing several people. On the left is a strange, green-lit tunnel that defies logical geometry.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
PPASSSING
A chain link fence with a sign. The sign says "PPASSSING" with a large "not" symbol on top of an unidentifiable set of lines and dots.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Marvels of engineering: the double HVAC and the fire escape to nowhere by M.C. Escher.
Over-the-shoulder shot of a video game shooter. On the wall ahead is an air conditioning unit that appears to be bolted onto the front of another air conditioning unit.A fire escape that would be impossible to climb, or even build.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm not sure if Canuial Street is Uptown or "Uptoown". Maybe I'll just go to Lafaioette. Or is it "Lafaeete"?
A subway station sign that says "Uptoown" with an arrow pointing up.A subway car's destination sign says "Uptown: Canuial St". As a bonus, the sign in the window says "Rehxtohiiero"Two signs above the same stairwell. One says "Lafaioette/Centre". The other says "Lafeete/Cestre"
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Game interface design is my passion.
Three buttons superimposed over an in-game map. The buttons are labeled "Storyboard," "Update API Keys," and "Restart". The compass directions on the map are labeled "N" at the top and "N" on the right.Some kind of interface bar that appears at the top of the screen. The text says "Wallkway". The icons are incomprehensible.A radial menu. The menu items, clockwise from the top, are: "X, Coidemt", an undecipherable icon, "C, Circle, Lergevhtiepsappe", "A, Guwht dade", and "undecipherable icon, Jalvdonre"
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
But let's not set aside the hilarious stuff, and instead take a tour of my favorite insanity from the video. Let's start by taking the Subtone to Uptown!
A station with sign saying "Uptown" and "Subtone"
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Here is a GIF preview of the Shimmery Play Button so you don't have to visit the CodePen link if you don't want to.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I don’t care what corporate calls him. The proper name for this man is “Cracker Darrell”
Photo of a sign at the “Cracker Barrel Old Country Store”, featuring an elderly man in a wooden chair, leaning on a large wooden barrel.
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Today I cancelled my Disney+ subscription. I have been a member since the first month that the service existed. I cannot abide the craven way that Disney subsidiary ABC cancelled Jimmy Kimmel's show because he said something that offended the President. #DisneyPlus #JimmyKimmel #ABC #Censorship
Screenshot from the Disney Plus website. It says, "Ok, your subscription has been cancelled."
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
“Wow, criminals sure do love this guy!” may not be the victory lap that Diddy’s lawyer thinks it is.
Headline from the New York Post: “Diddy got a standing ovation from inmates after court victory, lawyer says: ‘Maybe it’s your fate in life’ ”
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