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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 8h
Suella Braverman selling 106 copies of her book after all that publicity is so delicious.
Crack 'em while you can, though, because Suella's star might just be on the skids. Despite plugging her book on Question Time, on Tim Shipman's Spectator podcast, in serialised excerpts in the Daily Mail, and in a fawning interview with Allison Pearson in the Telegraph, in its opening weekend, Patriot sold precisely 106 copies.

— from Ian Winwood’s New World piece.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an internal investigation by cats into whether they have been fed, concludes that they have not.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England crushing thousands of Croatian children's dreams.
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 01/10/2026
you cannot kill acaster and let rajan live. it is against god
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given the Avengers tie-in and size of those hands, it must be Hulk who died. Most likely a terrible bungee accident as his feet are missing. (Doomsday spoiler, obviously)
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Skybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, Nigel, we do have a massive problem with dirty money influencing national security, particularly Russian money. Know anything about that?
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Although I guess he couldn't really do much about that one.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I take that back.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have to say, Shia LaBoeuf is doing quite well as the England goalie.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe an England player should attempt to shoot at goal rather than just diving each time?
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh dear.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This year seems to have been an endless cavalcade of brilliant and kind famous people dying, particularly women. Surely we are due a complete shitgibbon death by now?
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I personally find it shocking that a person has no agency to say “I have had enough - I don’t want to spend three months in agony, I would like to say my goodbyes and go”. I find it even more shocking that a person who attends to this basic humanity could be prosecuted for a criminal offence. /2
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Assisted dying needs to reflect the fact people can be kept alive, often in agonising pain or having no comprehension of who they are, due to the wonders of modern medicine. We need this debate precisely because we have extended life artificially to such an extent.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Transphobia is a gateway bigotry and leads to absolute brain rot of all kinds. Maniacal individualism, and the hatred of everyone you don't know, and probably most of the people you do.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She's awful. Jenrick-level awful. We have a 'police station' in our town centre which is nothing but a glorified phone (literally, it is just a phone outside an empty shop front) with her name plastered all over it just so she could claim she reopened the police station.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd be really surprised if he makes it to the end of this year. Seems like he's really unwell.
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Cllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What the fuck do they mean 'spontaneous protest'? 1000 people spontaneously taking a walk around Dover with Balaclavas? Look at the social media of every Far-Right organiser in the UK... This was so clearly planned. This tells every Far-Right thug in the country that they have utter impunity.
BBC news reporting on the Far-Right blockade of Dover in which Kent Police call the activity a 'spontaneous protest'
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just casually standing in front of the French National Front logo as if it's Crown Paints or something…
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Prison?
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
His wife is a VICAR???? OK, that's too much now.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How do they square all this with having claimed it was all a hoax last night? Oh yeah, they'll just ignore it like they are ignoring Farage's acknowledgement of it I the secret filming.
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Sam Bright @writesbright.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Incredible moment in the doc when Farage’s right-hand man Dan Jukes lists several foreign donors who’ve given money to the party via their kids. It’s not just one or two backers - it’s a huge conspiracy cooked up by the party to break the law. It’s bigger than we even thought
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All these fucking men in the Farage takedown look and talk the same. Sloaney wankers.
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow. Watch Channel 4 News now Nigel Farage discussing elicit funding for reform U.K. from a foreign donor All on secret camera
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Josh Self @josh.politics.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Imagine being told in Jan-July 2024 that Rishi Sunak would outlast Keir Starmer as an MP
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bit also let's not pretend Apple won't also change it.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck Google
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Google and Apple will immediately comply, the cowards.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just remembered the Dolly Parton bus.
The National Express 925 bus service between Woking Station and Heathrow Airport.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What??? Noooooo!
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thank goodness you just turned 9.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/08/2026
We need a mute keywords for TV and newspapers #royals
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Proof, not really needed, that AI is the ideal tool for those who want to appear competent but actually know nothing. Disastrous for society, particularly at this point in time.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You know who wasn't hounded to suicide for dodgy academic research? ANDREW FUCKING WAKEFIELD.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know that everyone says bluesky is dying, but that was a real bonding experience for UK blueskers.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So yeah, make the text more concise next time, you nutters. Also maybe wait for an actual emergency? Just an idea.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thing is, I was so annoyed by the noise, I immediately clicked ok to stop it, having just read the first line. Not great for a real emergency alert.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They really should have an alert to warn you about the alert.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We'll all be russian to watch that. Im sure.
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This morning the website of Parliament’s standards commissioner has been updated to confirm that his investigation is no longer suspended
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well, the results show they will have no problem getting enough signatures for the inevitable recall petition the investigation into dodgy Farage will trigger.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Birds starting to sing again.
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Jane Cannery @janecannery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chasing the eclipse down the garden
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